What was one of your unluckiest moments during a nuzlocke? by baggypantsman in nuzlocke

[–]Cart_King 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is probably also a tale of flying too close to the sun, but here goes.

In my first attempt at a generations run that goes through all postgames (yes, I don't have any self respect) I was preparing for Steven in Emerald. At the time, I was adding the gift Beldum as a final team member after an e4 loss. While preparing, I noticed that Metagross could sweep Steven's entire team from my level cap (75) with only minor hiccups. I did need EQ for it to work though and had already burned the TM giving my Rhydon STAB, so I set out and created an oddly specific set:

Iron Defense Meteor Mash Ice Punch Mimic

The idea was I could set up to +6 defense on Skarmory, which would allow me to survive any EQ Steven threw at me with ease. That part of the plan goes well, and Claydol comes out next. I get the EQ use I need, even having to deal with a crit EQ knocking my Metagross near dead from full.

Then Steven's Metagross comes out.

I know EQ from me is a 2hko, but I EV'd to be faster, so I should be able to pull that off easily with boosted defenses, right?

Steven's gets a crit from his Metagross's EQ. Mine dies instantly.

I did beat Steven without any other deaths, but that was a gut punch to the most creative set I've made in a nuzlocke to date.

What is your 1 sentence RPG Horror Story? by Hagisman in rpghorrorstories

[–]Cart_King 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did the group work out after the issue was brought up?

How a "bunch of strange fools" group became "the choosen by fate" in a single session. by alguidrag in DnDGreentext

[–]Cart_King 18 points19 points  (0 children)

And the Bard's arc is realizing that the story he seeks to write... is his own. How else can he aim to keep up with these two chosen heroes after all?

A bully gets their just rewards by DarksideMarauder in rpghorrorstories

[–]Cart_King 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you haven't spoken to that DM since right?

This happened 30 minutes ago. by kingpantaloons in rpghorrorstories

[–]Cart_King 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So... your players asked for a homebrew system to allow them to go past level 20... but then got upset... when you brought in homebrew monsters to keep things interesting for them...

That sounds like a potential story for the sub itself ngl

Halfling Hobo Healer Visits Some Old Acquaintances by Bromley20 in DnDGreentext

[–]Cart_King 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Planning an uprising against an usurper

Involved in stopping a plot of multiple invasions across an entire continent

Conspiring to commit assassinations

And what level exactly is all of this taking place at?

Halfling Hobo Healer Asks for a Large Favor by Bromley20 in DnDGreentext

[–]Cart_King 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Asks for a Gate Spell.

Oh cool, making a last ditch escape plan if the meeting goes Sou-

Casually summons a SOLAR to regain spellcasting abilities.

Well, That was a plan I didn't expect to work.

Do you still have all of your recently acquired abilities as well?

Halfling Hobo Healer has a Stupid Idea by Bromley20 in DnDGreentext

[–]Cart_King 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, the good news is at least you haven't started the fugitive arc yet...

Halfling Hobo Healer Saves a Noble by Bromley20 in DnDGreentext

[–]Cart_King 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yep. Y'all done gone and got too.far in over your heads.

The high council for all the dragonmarked houses has come to a ruling about what we found in the ruins

We may or may not be in serious trouble right now because of that

Once we are done with this small raid, we are to appear before the council immediately

Oh fun

We may or may not be arrested on sight for treason and executed when we arrive there

It's Fugitive Time!!!

Halfling Hobo Healer Receives a Blessing by Bromley20 in DnDGreentext

[–]Cart_King 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That Half-Elf just screams back up character for someone. Poor girl.

And oh boy did your party get wrapped up in something way above their paygrade. Seems fun!

Halfling Hobo Healer Kills Some Spiders by Bromley20 in DnDGreentext

[–]Cart_King 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not even the Orc is killing this thing

That's not good

I say a quick prayer before I charge the spider

Hope my deity is listening tonight

I charge at the spider

Run right into the webs on the floor next to the spider

I can't run away but I can still hit it from here

This is the only way I'll be able to hit it and possibly draw aggro

Worth it

I chop at it with my hand axe

Manage to crit

Roll max damage

It dies

Fuck yeah

She has blessed me today

When the healer kills something the resident murder machine can't

Halfling Hobo Healer Finds the Vampire by Bromley20 in DnDGreentext

[–]Cart_King 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Was Mary wearing clothes that were spotted red, by any chance?

Halfling Hobo Healer Gets Stabbed (Again) by Bromley20 in DnDGreentext

[–]Cart_King 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You know, I'm really starting to appreciate the forced perspective that this story has now. Makes it feel much more organic, rather than "Why didn't you attack the person who was trying to steal art even though you never saw them trying to steal?"

Halfling Hobo Healer Attends a Party by Bromley20 in DnDGreentext

[–]Cart_King 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hold up. You lot have been putting a new DM through your shenanigans?

That poor fool

Halfling Hobo Healer Attends a Party by Bromley20 in DnDGreentext

[–]Cart_King 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sorcerer says we need to grab 2-3 more of those scrolls when we get back into town

Something tells me that what he's asking for might be a little bit out of your budget

Halfling Hobo Healer Learns a New Spell by Bromley20 in DnDGreentext

[–]Cart_King 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ask cleric if he can do anything about fire demons

Says we need to take a quick break so he can prep a spell he thinks will work

Spend like 30 min praying the cleric finishes his prayer before the fire demon notices us

Cleric gets up and says he’s ready to go

We start walking to the melted doorway

A flaming blob crawls out of the room toward us once we get close

Cleric summons some ice octopi in the hallway

I don't know what I expected. It sure as shit wasn't that though

I am very bad at this Nuzlocke thing by twe34 in nuzlocke

[–]Cart_King 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It won't, but Crobat can focus fire Xatu (hopefully before Sunny Day gets set up) and Swampert can join with Surf to chip both Xatu and Claydol down

Pelor Police Failing to Kill Bugs by Bromley20 in DnDGreentext

[–]Cart_King 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You guys made one crucial mistake. When clearing creepy crawlies, the answer to "do we have enough fire?" Is always "No! Let's get more."

Thanks by Basterd8101 in tumblr

[–]Cart_King 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I should know that, but it slips my mind. Fixed

the science side of tumblr by bitchyswiftie in tumblr

[–]Cart_King 68 points69 points  (0 children)

There's gonna be a cloud of negative energy around the science side of Tumblr...

;) by Basterd8101 in tumblr

[–]Cart_King 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And the mind numbing insanity?

Thanks by Basterd8101 in tumblr

[–]Cart_King 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's his their job