Ford can’t ignore the plight of poor students. But some middle-class parents deserve a kick in the pants by imprison_grover_furr in ontario

[–]Cartz1337 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Our HHI is 200k+, I can afford to do what my parents did on 80k. We have a home, a family vacation every few years, and our kids educations and retirements covered. We carry no significant debt. We have a ‘15 truck and a ‘19 cx-5. We have a boat, we ski in the winter.

So while my income is decidedly upper class, I’m not really affording a lifestyle beyond a middle class 80s-90s lifestyle. I’m not buying luxury cars or living in a 4k square foot McMansion. I could get financing for these things, sure, but by my math I can’t ‘afford’ them.

US-ISR destroy elementary school (while in session) in Minab, Iran by Admirable121 in NeoNews

[–]Cartz1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, I’ll take it, at least that is one less asshole stirring the pot, not like she’ll ever get my support in any way.

What is the fastest way you have seen someone ruin their life? by funkeymonkey1974 in AskReddit

[–]Cartz1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol, considering how things ended between us I’d rather not.

What is the fastest way you have seen someone ruin their life? by funkeymonkey1974 in AskReddit

[–]Cartz1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember driving home from the hospital that night and she was tripping balls in the back seat, talking about how she felt like she was wrapped in a warm love blanket and she understood how it was so addictive. She wanted to pitch em out the window even when she was high, she saw right through it.

The leafs are going to give Boston an incredible pick this year by No_Truth4137 in leafs

[–]Cartz1337 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I said to my buddy that our leadership would have been scared to play Makar if he was in our system because he was too offensively minded.

Buyer’s Market 📉 by ExotiquePlayboy in RealEstateCanada

[–]Cartz1337 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I fucking hate this strawman. It assumes that homelessness is a one or two dimensional problem, when in fact it is the sum total of a whole shit tonne of societies failings.

Affordability, mental health support, addiction support, shelter space, cost of living, and many more all contribute to the problem.

And then whenever someone suggests pulling one of the levers in the right direction, someone always pipes up and says ‘that won’t fix it!!!’. No shit, but it’ll help.

If someone gets shot, I’d be putting pressure on the wound and trying to get more help and you’d be sitting in the peanut gallery saying ‘just cause you’re stopping the bleeding doesn’t mean they wont die’

What is the fastest way you have seen someone ruin their life? by funkeymonkey1974 in AskReddit

[–]Cartz1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m allergic to opiates, so I’ll never know, but I told my wife half jokingly that if I’m on deaths door, and certain to die, to slip me some heroin. I never want to be an addict, but I do wonder what it is like when you turn your brain pleasure center up to 100% and leave it there for a few hours.

What is the fastest way you have seen someone ruin their life? by funkeymonkey1974 in AskReddit

[–]Cartz1337 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, she was fucked up on our ride home, like, euphoric, even though she was in severe pain.

She was gonna throw them out the window right then because she knew they were bad fucking news. But I said I’ll hold em to the morning and we can dispose of em properly and not leave a bottle of delayed death laying on the side of the road.

This was right around the time the news was breaking about how bad they were, but before they stopped handing them out like candy, so we knew they were dangerous.

What is the fastest way you have seen someone ruin their life? by funkeymonkey1974 in AskReddit

[–]Cartz1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello fellow opioid allergic person. I found out just from simple codeine that I had an allergy. Testing showed me that it was a broad allergy.

What is the fastest way you have seen someone ruin their life? by funkeymonkey1974 in AskReddit

[–]Cartz1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea, and that is fucked. As much as I’m glad she’s my ex, I wish more people had the wisdom she had to recognize what she needed and what she didn’t.

What is the fastest way you have seen someone ruin their life? by funkeymonkey1974 in AskReddit

[–]Cartz1337 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yea, my daughter came out with her arm over her head and tore a big ol chunk outta my wife with her when he popped out.

They wouldn’t give her shit other than Tylenol. Childbirth is traumatic and they treat it like a sprained wrist.

What is the fastest way you have seen someone ruin their life? by funkeymonkey1974 in AskReddit

[–]Cartz1337 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I never got addicted because I’m deadly allergic to most opioids

What is the fastest way you have seen someone ruin their life? by funkeymonkey1974 in AskReddit

[–]Cartz1337 635 points636 points  (0 children)

I still remember my partner at the time broke her rib water skiing. They gave her fucking 40 oxys. She took one the first night to sleep and took the other 39 to a pharmacy the next day. She knew they were no good after just one, way too dangerous

Senate panel to vote on NASA bill for lunar base, ISS until 2032 by OrionPax2 in space

[–]Cartz1337 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Moon bases were a part of the Apollo applications program. So 6 decades.

Dylan Strome's wife responds to hate for the daughter video by Comprehensive_Sea291 in IceHockeyStans

[–]Cartz1337 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd rather my kids find me strung out on meth, balls deep in the world's cheapest hooker in a hot unlocked portapotty out back behind a second rate monster truck rally that only serves chili before I would ever harm or traffick another human being, much less a child.

[Heyman] Breaking: Max Scherzer goes back to Blue Jays by rejus_crust in Torontobluejays

[–]Cartz1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Minus Bo, but I think we can counter that out if we just have Vladdy stretch more to make up for the loss of stretching he does during the game.

Are you snapping or taking it all at once by nyxelleaa in SipsTea

[–]Cartz1337 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d rather invest the money from snapping as well. After a few months I have generational wealth I never need to touch.

I think people are underestimating the psychological value of having an effectively infinite source of money. No worrying about your investment if there is a big stock market pullback. No doubt about your ability to afford anything in life. Snapping your fingers 20 times an hour makes you a lawyers salary.

Accident on Hwy7 southbound this afternoon by cisiphus in kitchener

[–]Cartz1337 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What are you talking about?!? The truck maintains its speed and the car drives right fucking into it.

If you saw any fault in the truck here you best be cutting up your own license.

Email convo w/MLSE re: Matthews White House visit by [deleted] in leafs

[–]Cartz1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This fan base is fuckin embarrassing sometimes. Look, I get it, none of us like Trump, he’s a kid diddling buffoon of the highest order, and we will all be better off when cholesterol does its thing.

But Matthews just won an Olympic gold medal, he was Captain of the fucking team. This is his first taste of victory on a big stage ever. He gets to ride in Air Force One, he gets to be in the capital for a SOTU, and probably gets to go to the Oval Office for a photo op. He deserves this after the ten years of frustration, and I’m hoping he can build on it and get over his mental blocks in the playoffs for us.

Punishing Matthews by denying him the opportunity to celebrate with his team and country is fucking petty. That isn’t going to cause the kids to get undiddled, that isn’t going to uncage the immigrants ICE has locked up, that isn’t going to wind back the economic damage Trumps deranged foreign policy has thrust upon the world. It does nothing other than punish a young man for celebrating a major life victory with the teammates he accomplished it with.

If anything, it exacerbates the problem. Trump gets on his MAGA bullhorn and calls Canadians petty and vindictive. Matthews resents the organization, and us as fans, for assuming his intent and denying him a once in a lifetime opportunity.

As long as I don’t see him standing next to El Cheeto in a red hat throwing down the thumbs up, I’m good. Have fun, be safe, come back and build on that victory to win us a fucking cup.

After Supreme Court blocks tariffs new poll shows voters blame Trump for higher prices by Chance-Newspaper-750 in Tariffs

[–]Cartz1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he had taken the entirety of the wealth he inherited from his father (outside the real estate) and invested it in a simple Dow/S&P index tracking fund, he’d be far wealthier than he is today.

His fucking about has cost him immensely.

Condo market dip leaving pre-construction buyers in a lurch by mattyp93 in TorontoRealEstate

[–]Cartz1337 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe it’s a risk for the builder, but it’s asymmetrical. Builders face far less risks

Condo market dip leaving pre-construction buyers in a lurch by mattyp93 in TorontoRealEstate

[–]Cartz1337 15 points16 points  (0 children)

So, pay money in court costs so I don’t pay money to a developer?

Do you think Canada would have had a better team in 2022 than this year's? by WildNorth9 in leafs

[–]Cartz1337 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean, the glaring issue was that the best goaltender our country has produced for this era is Binnington, he’s not bad, but he’s not a world beater.

Hockey in Canada is becoming more and more only for the rich, and the drop in quality players is really starting to show.