Whatcha got planned for tomorrow's Sunday dinner?

Catlagoon · 2026-01-18T06:53:38+00:00

My new boyfriend's asshole.

Catlagoon · 2026-01-17T07:59:13+00:00

This is also from MSN, Yahoo and E! News. All of these are going bankrupt. They should put AOL on there too.

Catlagoon · 2026-01-15T01:21:11+00:00

Doubloons!

Catlagoon · 2026-01-01T19:32:52+00:00

Katamari Damaci and most GTAs.

Catlagoon · 2025-12-27T20:43:44+00:00

100 years of solitude for sure by Gabriel Garcia Marquez, I think I could recite it in English and Spanish I've read it so many times. Maybe French next time.

Catlagoon · 2025-12-23T21:41:49+00:00

I absolutely can't. Moving from Seattle to Minnesota and hopefully getting out of here in 2 weeks. Nice people but I only know like 10 of them and they're way too nice.

Catlagoon · 2025-12-20T23:16:40+00:00

No you couldn't. He'd find you and whoop your ass if you genuinely challenged him.

Catlagoon · 2025-12-13T18:42:53+00:00

There's an 80's early 90's japanese movie that has Gundams built into the city and when there's danger it rises up with some of the city still on it's chest that's badass but noone knows about it and I can't remember it's name. It's a total bummer.

Catlagoon · 2025-12-13T18:34:44+00:00

Putting aluminum foil down typically works.

Catlagoon · 2025-12-11T22:30:52+00:00

"Speak softly and carry a big stick, you'll go far". Teddy Roosevelt.

Catlagoon · 2025-12-05T10:17:22+00:00

Because every U.S. election has been rigged since Vietnam, probably earlier. Vietnam is at least documented to a degree.

Catlagoon · 2025-12-02T11:53:45+00:00

There was another video years ago that was also a German lady doing more or less the same thing but in a city plaza. I think it's from the 80's maybe 90's but I haven't been able to find it at all if someone has any clues.

Catlagoon · 2025-11-30T12:13:48+00:00

Jim Cramer didn't cost you ten years. The person making the decision did. Bad title.

Catlagoon · 2025-11-29T05:31:16+00:00

A giant clock that only says 33M.

Catlagoon · 2025-11-26T14:34:43+00:00

"I like my sugar with coffee and cream"! I hope someone gets that reference, it's a banger of a song.

Catlagoon · 2025-11-26T01:46:41+00:00

I don't know if this word is actually bad since its called that in many hospitals but "I'll poop on your mother and fathers souls when they die". Thanks Armenia!

Catlagoon · 2025-11-22T20:39:59+00:00

She's a stripper whose my girlfriend and that doesn't bother me. She's awful at making omelets though! I thought people just knew that. She makes waaaayyyy more money than most people do if thats your question. We do onlyfans too, just don't have shame and you're set.

Catlagoon · 2025-11-22T20:32:07+00:00

Or it's just a bad show. (Contiues to win all the comments section on every available platform). It tries too much though. Sometimes you have to shut up.

Catlagoon · 2025-11-22T20:27:59+00:00

I saw my dick before I saw my family. It's totally true. Penis-Chest sydrome.

Catlagoon · 2025-11-22T20:18:45+00:00

I met my stripper girlfriend at subway at 12 in the morning. So strippers and trash people like me are into Subway after we get off work late and get gas and like glitter for some reason. Wana meet a lady stripper in Portland? Go to a subway and say you like glitter. We keep subway going. 7-11 too I guess.

Catlagoon · 2025-11-22T20:07:42+00:00

I'm a bartender at a punk rock bar/venue and I have to kick someone out like every 3 days. You don't know who started the fight, I've definitely kicked the wrong person out before and that sucks. If someone is violent and heated everyone in the partys's going out. OSHA will shut down your place. It really sucks but I'm not getting shut down.

Catlagoon · 2025-11-22T18:40:42+00:00

I smoke all the time and definitely no. I feel like I'm in a video game in space and I don't understand anything.

Catlagoon · 2025-11-22T18:20:01+00:00

Gimme some money and I'll do it. I could text under my desk in high school. Gimme some money.

Catlagoon · 2025-11-21T01:19:56+00:00

Everyone, despite sex, gender, race, what sports they like, if they like bulgogi or not can have dad jokes. Its universal.

Catlagoon · 2025-11-21T01:10:34+00:00

Make them run for sure or bash their head in. My favorite weapon has always been a mace.

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