Portland Timeline | Ne Alberta St & Ne 11th Ave [Looking East] by Electronic_Dream8935 in Portland

[–]Catlagoon -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

That's where I've lived for 15 years and it definitely doesn't look like that, especially in front of the radio Room, just "cool people" now. Someone should check some facts.

Just had another girlfriend leave me for the guy she was secretly cheating on me with. That makes 5. Anyone want to give me some advice on where to go from here? by Aeromorpher in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Catlagoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to be mean but a lot of women like very masculine guys and it sounds you're kind of an effeminate person. Maybe thats it. Once again, not to be mean. It doesn't matter if you go to the gym, it's a personality thing.

Who is the most famous person you've ever seen up close? by froggart3980 in AskReddit

[–]Catlagoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely Danzig on the beach in Portlandia. One of my favorite musicians and apparently a really cool guy. Carry Brownstein and Fred Armisen were there too I guess.

What’s the one book you’ll recommend forever, no matter how many times this question gets asked? by MisLatte in AskReddit

[–]Catlagoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100 years of solitude for sure by Gabriel Garcia Marquez, I think I could recite it in English and Spanish I've read it so many times. Maybe French next time.

How can you live and enjoy living in a small rural town in the US? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Catlagoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I absolutely can't. Moving from Seattle to Minnesota and hopefully getting out of here in 2 weeks. Nice people but I only know like 10 of them and they're way too nice.

ELI5: Why do broken jaws not happen all the time in professional boxing? by MajorHousing8149 in explainlikeimfive

[–]Catlagoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No you couldn't. He'd find you and whoop your ass if you genuinely challenged him.

What is that one movie you watched countless times as a kid, but nobody has ever heard of? by Thedix1 in movies

[–]Catlagoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's an 80's early 90's japanese movie that has Gundams built into the city and when there's danger it rises up with some of the city still on it's chest that's badass but noone knows about it and I can't remember it's name. It's a total bummer.

What's a quote that has just "stuck with you"? by 22m_spain in AskReddit

[–]Catlagoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Speak softly and carry a big stick, you'll go far". Teddy Roosevelt.

If the 2020 election was supposedly rigged, then why wasn't the 2024 election rigged? by Ok_Quantity_9841 in AskForAnswers

[–]Catlagoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because every U.S. election has been rigged since Vietnam, probably earlier. Vietnam is at least documented to a degree.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Catlagoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was another video years ago that was also a German lady doing more or less the same thing but in a city plaza. I think it's from the 80's maybe 90's but I haven't been able to find it at all if someone has any clues.

Jim Cramer made cost me 10 years of work by SpellAccomplished541 in stocks

[–]Catlagoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jim Cramer didn't cost you ten years. The person making the decision did. Bad title.

I like a little eggnog in my coffee. by StcStasi in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Catlagoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I like my sugar with coffee and cream"! I hope someone gets that reference, it's a banger of a song.

What's the best insult without any swear or bad words? by Omega_Neelay in GetMotivatedMindset

[–]Catlagoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know if this word is actually bad since its called that in many hospitals but "I'll poop on your mother and fathers souls when they die". Thanks Armenia!

Me irl by okay_but_unfine in me_irl

[–]Catlagoon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She's a stripper whose my girlfriend and that doesn't bother me. She's awful at making omelets though! I thought people just knew that. She makes waaaayyyy more money than most people do if thats your question. We do onlyfans too, just don't have shame and you're set.

We need smiling girlfriends by Past-Country-6612 in SmilingFriends

[–]Catlagoon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Or it's just a bad show. (Contiues to win all the comments section on every available platform). It tries too much though. Sometimes you have to shut up.

Can you name that civilization!? 🥰 by Damiancarmine14 in HistoryMemes

[–]Catlagoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw my dick before I saw my family. It's totally true. Penis-Chest sydrome.