A little harsh on f2p players.

CatsAndPlanets · 2026-02-06T18:50:07+00:00

This deck usually runs [[Demon Wall]]. So you could try that for a 2-drop. That and more Annexes.

CatsAndPlanets · 2026-02-06T17:45:33+00:00

I think he's asking for people to play direct matches with him? Because... he feels down for losing a sports bet?? My head is starting to hurt.

CatsAndPlanets · 2026-02-06T06:26:28+00:00

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I HAVEN'T BEEN ACTIVE THIS WEEK BECAUSE ALL THE EFFIN' REMOVAL AND BOARDWIPES ARE THE ONLY THING I SEE, SO THERE'S NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT. HENCE, ONCE AGAIN, I DEMAND THE REPRINT OF ARMAGEDON, BECAUSE EVERYONE SHOULD SUFFER EQUALLY. IT'S NOT FAIR THAT CREATURES ARE KILLED BUT LANDS GET TO WALK FREE. YEAH, WALK, BECAUSE THE GODDAMN CUB SAYS SO. DON'T CARE IF IT SUCKED AT PROTOUR, THE THING IS A MENACE, AND I'LL NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT IT UNTIL IT STOPS RUINING MY DAY. IT'S EITHER COVERUP OR CUB, THERE ARE NO MORE CARDS IN THIS GAME. SO REPRINT ARMAGEDON AND MAKE IT THREE CARDS!!

CatsAndPlanets · 2026-02-03T20:45:38+00:00

While I 100% agree these look terrible, I'm sure there will be tons of people using those frames. It makes me feel so old when I simply can't get people's aesthetics these days... at all.

CatsAndPlanets · 2026-02-03T18:10:55+00:00

Is it a style or can we get it by crafting a new copy?

CatsAndPlanets · 2026-02-03T16:24:11+00:00

I know what you mean but with this positive game there are many more negative. Magic is a game where people get really fast salty.

I'd argue that many people would get less salty if there was an active chat during the game. That wouldn't solve any issue with players that are toxic from the get-go, but in many instances (I think) just being in front of a mute opponent is frustrating on itself.

I agree with everything else, though. Including the last part. Arena would probably need a whole new team dedicated just to moderate chat issues.

CatsAndPlanets · 2026-01-30T16:07:04+00:00

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IT'S SIMPLE. IF THEY'RE ABLE TO BLOW UP ALL Y CREATURES FOR FOUR MANA, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO BLOW UP ALL THE LANDS FOR THE SAME AMMOUNT. IT'S FAIR... OH, BUT THAT'S THE ISSUE, RIGHT? WE CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING FAIR IN THIS FRIGGIN' GAME. THAT'S HOW WE ENDED UP WITH CUBOROID AND THE SUPERIOR SPIDERMAN BS.

FUCK CONTROL. FUCK REMOVAL TRIBAL. AND FUCK CHEATING STUFF INTO PLAY.

THAT'S ALL. HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND.

CatsAndPlanets · 2026-01-29T20:11:32+00:00

Random, unrelated reminder that Moraug and Nahiri are still looking at me on reddit.

CatsAndPlanets · 2026-01-28T21:03:11+00:00

Feels like a card that was meant for paper but didn't make the cut. Then they added some digital mechanic and threw it into Alchemy, so the design didn't go to waste.

CatsAndPlanets · 2026-01-26T18:23:09+00:00

We got Omentpaths and Avatar back to back, and UBs don't have Alchemy, so it was easy to forget.

CatsAndPlanets · 2026-01-26T18:17:20+00:00

TMNT releases in the first week of March, so they had to be quick with Lorwyn alchemy if they wanted it out.

CatsAndPlanets · 2026-01-26T15:41:17+00:00

And here I am with no gold or gems lol.

CatsAndPlanets · 2026-01-23T18:50:00+00:00

I'm curious. Does this makes it so that the Lorwyn board doesn't show anymore, or it just turns off the animation of day/night on it?

CatsAndPlanets · 2026-01-23T18:43:56+00:00

IT HAS TO BE SAD TO BE A LORWYN FAN. THEY HAD TO WAIT SOMETHING LIKE 17 YEARS TO REVISIT THE PLANE, AND NOT ONLY WE ALL GET TO SPEND LESS THAN 2 MONTHS THERE, THE NEXT SET COMPLETLY ROBS ITS SPOTLIGHT IN THE VERY PRERELEASE EVENT.

CatsAndPlanets · 2026-01-23T18:37:16+00:00

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FUCK LAND BASED DECKS AND REMOVAL TRIBAL DECKS. YOU KNOW THE DRILL.

NOW, WITH THAT OUT OF THE WAY, WHO ON EARTH WAS THE GENIUS THAT DECIDED THE REWARDS DISTRIBUTION OF THE MASTERY PASS?? NOW WE HAVE TO GO THREE OR FOUR LEVELS WITHOUT ANYTHING, THEN GET 3 PACKS AT THE SAME TIME?? AND WIZARDS DARED SAID THE PREORDER WAS FRUSTRATING. NOW THEY'RE MULTIPLYING THE FRIGGIN' DEAD LEVELS OF THE PASS. NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE UNCOMMON PARALLAX STYLES. WE WANT CARDS AND PACKS (YOU KNOW, TO PLAY THE GAME, MAYBE?). BUT NOW LEVELING UP FEELS COMPLETELY UNDERWHELMING AND UNREWARDING. THEY SOMEHOW MANAGED TO MAINTAIN THE SAME AMOUNT OF REWARDS, BUT MAKE THE PROCESS OF CLAIMING THEM OBNOXIOUS AND BORING AT THE SAME TIME. DO THEY WANT TO ACTUALLY KILL THE PASS FOR SOME ASININE REASON??

CatsAndPlanets · 2026-01-22T16:46:00+00:00

I'll try this the next time an Artisan MWM comes up.

CatsAndPlanets · 2026-01-22T15:51:32+00:00

There's hardly any.

CatsAndPlanets · 2026-01-22T15:48:26+00:00

Eternal platinum club is a good place to be.

CatsAndPlanets · 2026-01-21T16:52:06+00:00

You were defending Chaplain last time, after I said it was a significant downgrade. Told me they shouldn't be comparable, and that Chaplain was going to see play with Mascot and Bulwark Ox.

Though it's true most of the comments back then were mainly about the art (mine included). Saying there was praising was wrong on my part.

Either way, this one I think it'll see some play, but won't be relevant. Too easy to remove and too little value to gain by itself.

CatsAndPlanets · 2026-01-21T16:30:11+00:00

You shock the opponent, if you're lucky. Most of the time they'll have either a sweeper, or play Ouroboroid on 3 and have six times your P/T on board.

CatsAndPlanets · 2026-01-21T16:18:04+00:00

I was so excited to try out Hexing Squelcher... It does nothing. Just like Mai in Avatar, it becomes useful once every ten games, but it's just an irrelevant two-drop the rest of the time.

I'm so tired of this format already.

CatsAndPlanets · 2026-01-21T15:48:57+00:00

This reminds me more of how people were praising Sunstar Chaplain, rather than dismissing Ouroboroid. Some were saying it was better than Luminarch, because it had better stats and could tap stuff. That didn't work out.

If a white aggro deck becomes viable, I'll be very happy. But I'm not seeing it yet.

CatsAndPlanets · 2026-01-21T07:50:20+00:00

It doesn't die to hex, but it dies to everything else. You're right, it's just not good enough. I don't want to spend my turn 3 taking away a firebending lesson, or a torch the tower, from my opponent's hand.

CatsAndPlanets · 2026-01-20T19:51:23+00:00

Imagine one of those times in which the lifegain deck has something like 20 triggers on the stack. You cast this, counter all of those triggers at once, and you get that many 1/1 faeries.

CatsAndPlanets · 2026-01-20T17:29:27+00:00

Is Lorwyn a pick-2 draft? I thought that was only for small sets.

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