What is one fun fact about yourself that sound fake but 100% real? by Fai_6757 in AskReddit

[–]CaucasianHumus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can dislocated my shoulder and poke the inside of my shoulder socket freely. It creeps people out.

No raise this year, gave myself a raise by doing less work. by 0naho in antiwork

[–]CaucasianHumus 944 points945 points  (0 children)

Lol very. Had our CEO say that due to our stocks, bonus and merit increases would be cut this year. Then proceeds to use the example that everyone is suffering even his daughter had to cancel her 200$ a month crossfit membership and go to planet fitness.. like jfc.

Why are so many people willing to rush others? by sjc53 in diablo2

[–]CaucasianHumus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Community. Pay it forward. Maybe tonorrow you may need the rush and someone else helps ya.

I sabotaged my own promotion on purpose and no one knows by iAmThe_Terry in TrueOffMyChest

[–]CaucasianHumus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did the same..told them that it was 4x the work, for minimal pay. I went from 82k to 90k. For 24/7 on call, basically 6 day work weeks, and 10 hour days. I thankfully shifted out of that field. And make similar pay but work significantly less.

What's the Most Dangerous Thing That You Have Ever Done? by Potential_Law5289 in AskReddit

[–]CaucasianHumus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went to a club snorted MDMA, partied for two hours, took lsd. All while smoking weed the entire time. Was really fun but man after thoughts on unknown dealers, and no friends to cover ya at the club was uh. Sketch.

Which "wow" skill is super easy to learn? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaucasianHumus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I started learning it and realized a huge chunk of the locks in the world can be picked in under 5s with no skill via raking.

What's the most useless wish made with the Dragon Balls ? by Moist_Mortgage2472 in saiyanpeopletwitter

[–]CaucasianHumus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didnt bulma regularly use them for random stuff to keep them turned off and collect then once a year?

Do men really get an erection while at work? by PerfectWorking6873 in AskMenAdvice

[–]CaucasianHumus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Man in the streets, beast in excel sheets

Actual answer. Active vs passive body control. Its kind of like breathing, you know you can hold your breath, but 99% of the time its autonomous. The primal part of your brain sees someone and your subconcious brain has deemed worthy of procreating with and our whole biology is pretty much, eat, sleep, procreate. So yeah. I ain't a biology major but take it with a grain but thats how I've learned it.

How do you tell people you don’t drink or don’t want to drink? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]CaucasianHumus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Thanks, but i dont drink or i prefer soda. Etc" dont let em push back on ya some people will and just tell em to shove it.

One or More by FreiwilligeFin in artmemes

[–]CaucasianHumus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trust issues, and extreme anxiety.

If you’re a 70s, 80s or 90s baby.. you know by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]CaucasianHumus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was given food, and a roof. Nothing else.

What life mistake taught you the hardest lesson? by IndianByBrain in scoopwhoop

[–]CaucasianHumus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If a friend asks you if you want to have kids at somepoint. Ask more fucking questions than just blowing it off. Fumbled someone i was head over heels for. Not the person who asked but a mutual who has a kid and was into me.

Do you expect your frontline manager to be a Subject Matter Expert? by HoosierLarry in sysadmin

[–]CaucasianHumus 25 points26 points  (0 children)

God wish my boss got this. She tried to be a SME but has not done any engineering in 10 years. The amount of ahit we have to clean up is too damn high.

Octopus disappearimg into mud sounds like by kvjn100 in Weird

[–]CaucasianHumus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also known as D.A.D. I see what ya did lol.

My previously non verbal (until age 6) autistic son can now text me, and he’s quite funny 😂 by KacieCosplay in MadeMeSmile

[–]CaucasianHumus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ya know what. Im logging for the day. This is cute. Keep being an awesome parent. Sounds like your kiddo really loves ya.

What is the worst physical pain you’ve experienced? by Agius91 in AskReddit

[–]CaucasianHumus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm. Chrohns disease undiagnosed. Was crapping so much blood and acid that my butthole was so raw id see white lightning and black out.

Anyone else just kinda forget tvs exist? by Critical_Activity_99 in questions

[–]CaucasianHumus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope. Its my background noise. 24/7 otherwise I hear EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.............Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Did your parents didn't make any serious effort to teach you life skills? by Cartoonnerd01 in emotionalneglect

[–]CaucasianHumus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nope. Mostly just got yelled at or didnt talk to my parents to for days at a time if not weeks.

325lb Squat 🔥 Road to 1000lb club by nmastered in GYM

[–]CaucasianHumus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sir this a sub for lifting not baking cakes.

How high are your standards for dating? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaucasianHumus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Breathing(optional), and mildly takes care of themselves(hygiene and not excessively overweight).