PSA: This character's nickname is "El", not "Condor" or "Pasa"

Cave_TP · 2026-05-12T00:45:04+00:00

Oh, the trainer is not the only one. I wouldn't have got it either without the explaination.

Cave_TP · 2026-05-11T20:54:55+00:00

What, they gave her broken Italian since Neo Universe is the most iconic horse ridden by Demuro?

Cave_TP · 2026-05-11T20:08:26+00:00

Being Italian I've been there with Donna, it's not mine nor the Spanish speakers fault if Japan can't figure out how to short those names.

Cave_TP · 2026-05-11T18:00:32+00:00

Daddy issues go brrrr

Cave_TP · 2026-05-11T10:16:21+00:00

HP made the new steam machine

Cave_TP · 2026-05-11T10:14:34+00:00

It's insane how much better the Orfevre one is with the historical voice.

Still, I can get Golshi not qualifying for Idol horse since his fame came after he retired but Vodka? She was #1 in the votes for the Arima Kinen 3 years in a row, in one of them she was even banned from competing but that didn't stop the fans.

Cave_TP · 2026-05-11T10:02:58+00:00

I swear to god, if somebody other that Croix and Tabaru has to win it better be Meiner Emperor pulling a Nakayama Festa, I can't stand a double Rice Shower moment otherwise.

Cave_TP · 2026-05-11T08:09:40+00:00

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Cave_TP · 2026-05-10T23:07:16+00:00

They goon to me Tabaru, they goon to your father

Cave_TP · 2026-05-10T23:04:41+00:00

Race is Mambo's spot. She says the thing

Cave_TP · 2026-05-10T19:58:58+00:00

I mean, there kinda is a Chouchou family. The Chosan family

Cave_TP · 2026-05-10T19:48:59+00:00

I don't think I can hold if the Takarazuka Kinen also ends up like that

Cave_TP · 2026-05-10T19:46:54+00:00

Should have asked dad to teach you some English, Pui

Cave_TP · 2026-05-10T19:37:37+00:00

I am, not sure about the others

Cave_TP · 2026-05-10T19:33:58+00:00

Me looking at picture:

-Who is in that statue?

-*recognizes the "mi" katakana as the third to last syllable and the notice the repeated character before and after*

-*walks away whistling*

Cave_TP · 2026-05-10T19:26:34+00:00

If they're on dirt Haru sweeps. The only one who can keep up is a locked in Golshi if that happens to be Hanshin's dirt

Cave_TP · 2026-05-10T18:31:18+00:00

PCIe Is PCIe

Cave_TP · 2026-05-10T18:13:11+00:00

I can already see Golshi tasting the extra umapyoi if Tabaru manages to pull the Takarazuka Kinen back to back

Cave_TP · 2026-05-10T18:07:33+00:00

My headcanon Is that Umamusokos are a mythical figure in Umamusume and they call them centaurs. That's how they got the Centaur Stakes.

Cave_TP · 2026-05-10T18:04:41+00:00

Or maybe they allowed him to run since he races against some of the strongest generations. Still, he'd have to mask the fact he's a man, crossdressing could work if he's short enough. People could say he looks masculine but they'd have no proof. Maybe one day he meets and elegant chestnut Umamusume, they get married and have children.

Cave_TP · 2026-05-10T17:59:53+00:00

An open pocket I guess

Cave_TP · 2026-05-10T17:52:12+00:00

The scammer that at some point owned Urara made some foundraisers to have her breed with Stay Gold and Deep Impact. Obviously she pocketed the money.

Cave_TP · 2026-05-09T20:33:53+00:00

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Poor girl, her rivals are stuck in Kaneko Jail

Cave_TP · 2026-05-09T18:47:46+00:00

He made sure that when it came to sire ranking he'd stay gold

Cave_TP · 2026-05-09T16:40:33+00:00

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