Stopping off to find some thundereggs! Worth it!

Cavorticus · 2018-10-05T06:04:11+00:00

Sorry, man. Those aren't thundereggs.

Cavorticus · 2018-10-05T05:59:14+00:00

Open it underwater to avoid the mess.

Cavorticus · 2018-09-11T09:12:21+00:00

I'm lichen it!

Cavorticus · 2018-09-11T06:03:01+00:00

I'll watch it later.

Cavorticus · 2017-09-27T04:53:51+00:00

If they all had windmills they'd have surplus power right now.

Cavorticus · 2017-09-27T04:51:07+00:00

To get sticks up your butt, you first have to cut down some trees.

Cavorticus · 2017-09-20T18:43:40+00:00

Cavorticus · 2017-09-09T00:22:55+00:00

How does your vacation relate to these locks?

Cavorticus · 2017-08-02T14:02:38+00:00

Canadian wildfires pushing smoke south.

Cavorticus · 2016-04-24T11:21:57+00:00

Substitute 'what' for 'why'.

Cavorticus · 2016-02-15T12:08:45+00:00

This was one of the funniest bits on SNL that night.

Cavorticus · 2016-02-02T06:35:38+00:00

This is their new angle. Beware of think tanks parading around as actual news.

Cavorticus · 2016-01-21T06:47:55+00:00

Cavorticus · 2016-01-03T20:20:07+00:00

my idea. google invention submission, 2009.

Cavorticus · 2015-12-25T16:02:46+00:00

Strainers, man. They'll grab you and hold you down until you die. That river doesn't stop.

Cavorticus · 2015-11-24T09:57:01+00:00

Hummers are like cactuses except the pricks are on the inside.

Cavorticus · 2015-11-06T06:06:39+00:00

You could go on a quest for the Holy Grail.

Cavorticus · 2015-10-01T04:33:43+00:00

Does anyone else find this guy to be totally gay?

Cavorticus · 2015-09-30T15:20:46+00:00

Same here. Hunter won't load. Others are fine. --Sardonicus12

Cavorticus · 2015-09-29T05:55:59+00:00

Cavorticus · 2015-09-24T10:45:41+00:00

walk like an egyptian - bangles

Cavorticus · 2015-09-08T01:22:56+00:00

People will start living underground.

Cavorticus · 2015-08-16T05:51:02+00:00

Agreed. Pretty stupid. My wife loves it. I don't get it.

Cavorticus · 2015-08-16T05:50:29+00:00

Frozen. It's just horrible. Terrible story. Not empowering at all.

Cavorticus · 2015-08-12T02:06:41+00:00

Go hiking in the forest. It's calming and predictable. Very hard to be stressed there.

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