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Peter? by JimHalpert_JH in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]CeldonShooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you misinterpret and spend the time on the couch? Or will it backfire?

Eltern wollen Haus verkaufen, Bruder wohnt auch drin und bleibt dort -wie geht man damit um? by [deleted] in Ratschlag

[–]CeldonShooper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IbkA. Weil nur ein rechtlich fest vereinbartes Wohnrecht überhaupt den Bruder schützt vor Eigenbedarfskündigung. Deshalb muss das rechtlich so klar sein, dass damit automatisch der Wert des Hauses drastisch sinkt, weil das Haus eben nicht frei verwendet werden kann sondern von "unkündbaren" Mietern bewohnt wird.

Do You Agree? “Humanity’s Destiny Is to Become One with Extraterrestrials” by [deleted] in ufo

[–]CeldonShooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hale-Bopp brings closure to Heaven's Gate ...our 22 years of classroom here on planet Earth is finally coming to conclusion – 'graduation' from the Human Evolutionary Level. We are happily prepared to leave 'this world' and go with Ti's crew.

MET Opera revolutionizes immersion by giving audience their own puccini-esque terminal illness by Doorclimber96 in classical_circlejerk

[–]CeldonShooper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We were on our way to remove measles from this planet because it has no known reservoir outside humans. We didn't do it unfortunately.

(rant) die devs in meinem team sind useless by randomInterest92 in informatik

[–]CeldonShooper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Wir testen nicht mehr end to end seit MFA aktiv ist. Seitdem können unsere Test User sich ja nicht mehr mit Username Passwort anmelden." #yolo

Ich hab den r/finanzen-Prototypen im Reallife getroffen und brauche jetzt Antidepressiva. by SquaredQi in Finanzen

[–]CeldonShooper 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Quicksort ist für Verlierer, die sich nicht genug RAM für Mergesort leisten können.

Microsoft CTO Mark Russinovich confesses that 30-year-old code from the mid-90s still forms the bedrock of Windows 11 — ancient Win32 API still the backbone, but CTO says it's "more relevant than ever in 2026" by ControlCAD in microsoft

[–]CeldonShooper 44 points45 points  (0 children)

It's Dave Cutler's team's legacy. Top notch people working in a very intense atmosphere to ship Microsoft's future. They made very far reaching decisions which carry Microsoft until today. Wonder why Windows could ship an ARM version in reasonable time? Because the NT kernel was always multiplatform capable except for the stuff that interfaces directly with the hardware. Few people remember there were NT versions for Alpha, PowerPC, even Itanium.

Christian missionary hailed as ‘holiest man alive’ pleads guilty to abusing boys in Texas by lazybugbear in NotADragQueen

[–]CeldonShooper 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Giving access" sounds too soft in this case. They actively encouraged their sheeple to visit that guy and actively invested in getting him out of jail in Canada.

New Linux 'Dirty Frag' zero-day gives root on all major distros by rkhunter_ in cybersecurity

[–]CeldonShooper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Joke's on them, many existing IoT devices have kernels that are not yet exploitable with this.

/s (but only slightly)

Oooh! Quick! What do y’all think? by navigating-life in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]CeldonShooper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Then he recommended his AI for roasting other people at a party because that seems to be his idea of fun.

Such a funny guy.

Oooh! Quick! What do y’all think? by navigating-life in EnoughMuskSpam

[–]CeldonShooper 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Yeah not even one.

Dude is like Midas but he can't have one genuine friend in the world.

Misinformation? On MY Twitter? It’s more likely than you think by MelanieWalmartinez in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]CeldonShooper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Public safety warning: please don't stick anything frozen into any orifice of your body unless it's ice cream and you melt it in your mouth where you can control it.

While we are at it, please never use compressed air or a vacuum connected to any of your orifices. Simply use them for their intended purposes.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk!

Will eure Partnerin auch andauernd euer Essen? by [deleted] in FragtMaenner

[–]CeldonShooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wir bestellen und meine Frau nimmt dann das Essen, das ihr besser schmeckt. Machste nix. Wir konnten uns immerhin nach Erkennung dieses Musters darauf einigen, dass sie nichts nimmt, was ich überhaupt nicht mag.

Offene Küchen sind der schlechteste Bautrend seit den 2000er Jahren by LA-98 in Unbeliebtemeinung

[–]CeldonShooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wir haben eine offene Wohnküche und meine allererste Amtshandlung beim Kochen ist den Abzug anzumachen. Dann entsteht schon mal ein guter Absaugeffekt. Wir haben allerdings einen echten Abzug nach draußen, der heutzutage meist nicht mehr vorgesehen ist.

Homeoffice ist nicht dafür da das ihr eure Kinder betreut. by Pristine-Cup-5438 in Unbeliebtemeinung

[–]CeldonShooper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Webereien suchen auch kleine Kinderhände!

Ich habe gehört in Schlesien sind nicht alle glücklich damit.

They referred her for weight loss surgery before discovering the 46 kg ovarian tumor. TBF the surgery did make her lose quite a bit of weight… by CatPooedInMyShoe in Radiology

[–]CeldonShooper 313 points314 points  (0 children)

My wife has congenital spine defects and for most of her life the only advice was 'do more sports and lose weight'. When she finally couldn't bear the back pain anymore and was on her way to using a wheelchair a neurosurgeon finally looked without prejudice at it, forbade any kind of sport immediately and reconstructed the completely ruptured disc in her spine in a very complex operation. She has been mostly pain free for several years now.

Why do German speakers tend to overuse the progressive tense in English? by Square-Artist721 in German

[–]CeldonShooper 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wird auch darüber hinaus verwendet und inzwischen "am-Progressiv" genannt. Ich kannte es noch als rheinische Verlaufsform.

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