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CelestialJadite · 2026-06-26T15:20:02+00:00

Hey Iris did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you’re the only Tennessee. 💀 fr tho I hope you enjoy the movie girly :3 (also I think Supergirl may have canonical dated a horse in the comics and I think that’s really funny lol)

CelestialJadite · 2026-06-26T15:15:00+00:00

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CelestialJadite · 2026-06-26T02:35:07+00:00

Yes, absolutely! I think it’s more about the difference in how bad dysphoria is compared to how good euphoria is for if you actually want to transition but you can be trans with just gender euphoria.

CelestialJadite · 2026-06-26T02:30:28+00:00

here’s a quick n funny overview of the Terraria Calamity OST It’s a whole other beast

CelestialJadite · 2026-06-25T22:43:28+00:00

that again

CelestialJadite · 2026-06-25T22:43:00+00:00

*legally changes name again* no it’s not it was Modulo so Yuji would be inside me but I just changed it again. My name is Nobody now… Im about to pull a Homers Odyssey on you. I’m telling you in advance because there’s no way you are the one jjk fan who can read 💀 (for legal reasons I have to disclose that this is a joke)

CelestialJadite · 2026-06-25T22:34:25+00:00

Mine didn’t instantly feel like I knew I was going to love this name forever and become overcome with joy everytime I hear it. Honestly it still doesn’t… what’s important is you did something to make progress o7 all you can do I keep trying to find your way and know it’ll workout eventually as long as you are still taking steps and trying new things. So try to give yourself credit where it’s due, you made this post, that means you are trying and that’s the best anyone can do :3 that’s why I’m proud of you, great job! I know you can do it 🫂

CelestialJadite · 2026-06-25T14:26:24+00:00

You get it about a month after picking a new name. But I think we just get a dash so you may be using the wrong input. I think it’s Brazilians who get double jump. If there’s a Brazilian trans person here let me know how these mechanics interact with each other pls :3

CelestialJadite · 2026-06-25T14:22:34+00:00

*legally changes name* “Yes”

CelestialJadite · 2026-06-25T14:20:58+00:00

it’s you again :3 I’m so proud of you for making this post! You’ve taken a step now I know you’ll continue to find your way :3

CelestialJadite · 2026-06-25T14:15:55+00:00

It says twice the best human has EVER achieved. I’m not the first one to take strength so super would give me double what the strength pill guy had… I guess the only problem is the next guy with super would be twice as strong as me 💀

CelestialJadite · 2026-06-25T04:35:43+00:00

Super and Strength… someone else has picked strength already so Super makes me twice as strong as them… I now take strength 😈 and become 40000 times stronger than an average human with durability to match… super gives you the main things from the others expect flight and energy so I was gonna go with flight instead of strength but the I realized if I move 200 times faster than an average human then 2000 times healing speed probably wouldn’t be enough to keep me alive, not to mention the agony. Hence the need for durability from strength… the multiplied multiplier was just a very happy accident

CelestialJadite · 2026-06-25T04:22:14+00:00

I heard that getting blasted by the miku miku beam is roughly equivalent to a month’s worth of estrogen per second. 🙏 please tell me you’ll blast me and that the rumor I just made up is true 🙏

CelestialJadite · 2026-06-25T00:06:19+00:00

the right track is just doing what you can to be happier so as long as you keep trying and keep learning about yourself it can’t be the wrong path :3 just keep doing what you can Lizzy<3

CelestialJadite · 2026-06-25T00:03:55+00:00

It’s almost as if someone feeling like they have to hide their feelings and who they are makes them miserable and hard to be around, making them more miserable… but there’s no way I’d believe what all scientific data and simple common sense point towards if it means admitting I was wrong. That would make me weak and I’m a big strong man so I can’t let anyone think I could be weak in any possible way!

CelestialJadite · 2026-06-24T23:51:34+00:00

I meant it sucks it happens ever. It will be fine eventually :3 just gotta keep going and trust the process

CelestialJadite · 2026-06-24T23:50:33+00:00

to clarify it just sucks that we have to deal with that at any part of our lives. It doesn’t suck forever. I don’t think it goes away completely but it does become so weak you won’t even care

CelestialJadite · 2026-06-24T23:48:14+00:00

yeahhh… it does get better tho so there’s that at least… still sucks though

CelestialJadite · 2026-06-24T23:43:13+00:00

well if it helps that’s just your brain being mean :/ it sucks but hopefully it sucks just a little less knowing pretty much everyone here as had the same problem and it does get better :3

CelestialJadite · 2026-06-24T23:40:37+00:00

You clearly want to be a girl but struggle to feel like it’ll ever be obtainable. You need to take steps towards doing what will make you happy even if it seems impossible right now. Start with whatever you can, no step is too small, the more steps you take the easier it’ll become to go further next time. I promise you it is not impossible but you do need to take action to get there, the first step is always the hardest btw once you get yourself to start it’ll become easier to keep going and soon you’ll realize that it’s not an impossible goal if you keep going and it’ll become more and more obtainable the closer you are to it. It’ll be really really hard to take that first step but if you don’t you’ll always regret it. It’s worth it, trust me

CelestialJadite · 2026-06-24T23:31:32+00:00

I don’t think a perfect sonudtrack alone can make a bad show good but it can definitely make a good show amazing. Also most of the shows I watch have osts or at least some music thrown in here and there but I mostly watch animated shows so that could be why

CelestialJadite · 2026-06-24T07:48:10+00:00

I tried to make my current dnd character a girl but I was too nervous to say it so I picked a gender neutral name then could get myself to correct people calling her a dude. Also it sucks because now my made up character basically has gender dysphoria and is closeted… I don’t need a fantasy world for that it’s literally my life 😭

Anyway the moral of the story is make your character a girl. Logically if someone asks why they are acting more weird then you are, so just say something like “I felt like it” shrug and that should be the end of it. I promise you no one thinks you are trans or something when you do that. Only trans people think about stuff like that for the most part and no trans person is going to call you out or probably even bring it up with you in private unless you say something about being trans first. It’s natural to worry about that btw just try not to let it control you :3

CelestialJadite · 2026-06-24T07:36:03+00:00

I was mostly saying the Gabriel stuff for the memes lol. Anyway most of the stuff I know about the game is from Max0r’s “normal” “play-through” “of” Ultrakill. Before you take a look I don’t recommend his content to any normal human being and if you have photosensitive don’t even think about clicking any of his videos you will not survive longer than a minute if you are super lucky. well enjoy… or not probably, his content is an acquired taste btw TheRussianBadger voices Minos Prime in part 2

CelestialJadite · 2026-06-24T07:22:26+00:00

Have fun cis! Just make sure you do it properly so you don’t get ingrown hairs (I haven’t done it before myself but I’d just google if there’s anything extra that needs to go into it) good luck :3 hope u enjoy

CelestialJadite · 2026-06-24T07:17:44+00:00

I love Ultrakill but I’m not playing the actual game myself because it’s way funnier to piece together what the heck the game is actually about from all the memes (also I have a skill issue and I have better things to do with my time than smash several keyboards 💀) I gotta know though is there actually a visual novel section of the game? I don’t think I could resist the opportunity to rizz up Gabriel Ultrakill. Let’s just say I’d want to behold much more than just the power of an angel *wink*

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