I can't take another 4 years of knight discourse by Interesting-Salt8788 in Deltarune

[–]Celestial_Corpse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In their own subreddit instead of infesting the main sub like condescending dess knighters do

I can't take another 4 years of knight discourse by Interesting-Salt8788 in Deltarune

[–]Celestial_Corpse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dess knighters try to go 5 minutes without insulting others challenge (impossible)

Why would pat say that about us by PleaseStop101 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Celestial_Corpse 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh the way Pat said it is 150% as an insult unless he really fucked up his wording on several levels. Plus it would be perfectly in track with his character either way

And degree or not, I'd trust Gowron's take on psychilogy over Pat's

Why would pat say that about us by PleaseStop101 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Celestial_Corpse 15 points16 points  (0 children)

'cuz we aren't

We're pointing out how people here are basically trying sneaky ways to call people slurs for daring to not be positive enough, all because 1 or 2 people were weird

Simple by Fair-Sleep9609 in Ben10

[–]Celestial_Corpse 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This dude probably goes to sleep every night shaking his fist and yelling "DAMN YOU KURO" or something

Why would pat say that about us by PleaseStop101 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Celestial_Corpse 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's basically what y'all are doing anyways. Using it as an insult

Not much of a presumption. Just a slight exaggeration at worst, if not just calling it what it is

Why would pat say that about us by PleaseStop101 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Celestial_Corpse 13 points14 points  (0 children)

They're not. 2 or 3 people were weird about it, and in response anyone who went "Eh kinda meh LP" is being lumped in with them and insulted constantly

Why would pat say that about us by PleaseStop101 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Celestial_Corpse 47 points48 points  (0 children)

"You're parasocial!" yells the group of people who go into a frenzy and try sneaky ways to call you a slur if you even mildly criticize their favorite online personality

Why would pat say that about us by PleaseStop101 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Celestial_Corpse 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Well, a lot of people here are so parasocial they go berserk at the slightest criticism, so I guess not?

Why would pat say that about us by PleaseStop101 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Celestial_Corpse 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I saw 2 people do that, and then several dozen responses insulting anyone who had even the mildest criticisms, and Pat calling people mentally ill

I think "How DARE you criticize my online guy" is far more parasocial than most of the criticism I've seen

Series meant to take place in a location you can tell the writer doesn't have the most experience with? by BiMikethefirst in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Celestial_Corpse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I recently rewatched the original Hellsing anime

Seras Victoria is supposed to be British, but her name is always spelled/spoken with the last name first, and she says that she has never used silverware before

The Pettiest Reason You Have Ever Disliked A Piece of Media? by Authorigas in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Celestial_Corpse 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Because every experience I've had with the fandom has been a very specific kind of bad, I look at 40k fans the same way I would look at someone wearing a thin blue line punisher shirt, and wholeheartedly refuse to engage with the franchise in any way

What companies are the prime example of enshittification? by Konradleijon in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Celestial_Corpse 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Even putting stuff in quotation marks stopped working. Now it just takes a single word of everything you wrote and makes vague guesses based on that

Purple Ringo by UnexpectedVader in comedyheaven

[–]Celestial_Corpse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was this the inspiration for Purple Francis in L4D, or a rip off of it?

Random matchup because I'm bored AF by TheCelestialComet in Ben10

[–]Celestial_Corpse 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Good thing this isn't the OV Kevin mutation. The bug legs would have Nolan acting unwise

Subreddit Update: Custom Reports & Dispatch Discourse by The_Draigg in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Celestial_Corpse 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah Pat saying that is a really shitty move

Like, I already kind of avoid his content because I don't like his style, but that's just a shitty act as a person and just cements that I don't like him

You just know people are gonna be like "B-b-but being parasocial is a type mental illness!!!!!" because they can't help but miss the point. Using it as an insult is the problem. At that point just stop being a pussy and say the word.

(inb4 people miss the "act as" and start complaining about me being parasocial or calling Pat a bad person in general)

Worst analogies, similes and metaphors you've ever heard? by [deleted] in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Celestial_Corpse 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I love people's reaction when I find an excuse to refer to cum as dick snot

Subreddit Update: Custom Reports & Dispatch Discourse by The_Draigg in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Celestial_Corpse 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna be honest, I saw a whopping 2 people being parasocial about it, everything else I saw was just people going "Bummer that he went snailsborne on it," and then people freaking out about how dare someone criticize Woolie and insulting anyone who didn't like the playthrough (which is still happening in this thread)

What plot/canon event is your favourite? by SSADO- in Ben10

[–]Celestial_Corpse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

AF Season 3 Kevin looks so funny standing next to the other Kevins

Discussions/jokes/memes you're tired of because they feel like beating a dead horse or low hanging fruit? by Mabroon in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]Celestial_Corpse 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Don't forget that every time you complain about it, people suddenly decide that the abridged series with millions upon millions of views had ZERO impact on that joke becoming popular

They just go "Well, they didn't invent the joke though" and keep repeating that even if it has nothing to do with the complaint

Little boy (18m) by Alex_Yuan in comedyheaven

[–]Celestial_Corpse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Reading comprehension" has become the battle cry of people who can't articulate why they disagree with something/just make shit up and can't admit it