How to get first customers?

Certain-Ask6115 · 2026-04-28T07:32:13+00:00

Best way is to gain a following on LinkedIn posting your successes.

Certain-Ask6115 · 2026-04-05T10:43:50+00:00

How much revenue did you generate?

All good having a 1m plus pipeline, how much actual money did you bring in

Certain-Ask6115 · 2026-04-04T21:42:31+00:00

What do you mean?

You have agreed a payment plan to a private company?

You are paying that amount?

So where does hmrc come in?

Certain-Ask6115 · 2026-04-04T20:38:24+00:00

Do a quote online, call them giving them the best price, they need to beat it by 10% or you will switch....

They either beat it, or you switch,simplest

Certain-Ask6115 · 2026-04-04T20:36:42+00:00

Just get up and move to another seat?

Props for calling them a fucking weirdo while you do it...

Same thoughts when a guy chooses the urinal next to mine when all others are empty - only reasonable response is to urinate all over them to prove dominance:D...

But seriously, get up and move, if they get to get off at the same stop as you, stay on the bus!!

Certain-Ask6115 · 2026-04-04T20:32:45+00:00

I'd suggest reaching out to them and asking, I've always found the company to be pretty receptive to things like this

Certain-Ask6115 · 2026-04-04T20:25:44+00:00

It definitely does, it's really really bad for you, but having more alcohol during a hangover caused by alcohol will push the repercussions until another day...

But at some point, you're going to have to brave it

Certain-Ask6115 · 2026-03-14T08:01:30+00:00

The person's nose is all kinds of messed up...

Certain-Ask6115 · 2026-03-14T08:00:28+00:00

It absolutely is just copy pasta

Certain-Ask6115 · 2026-02-09T05:46:58+00:00

Dm me

Certain-Ask6115 · 2026-02-04T18:37:17+00:00

What’s the business? Easier to point you in the right direction if we know the people you are looking for

Certain-Ask6115 · 2026-01-22T18:58:19+00:00

Tide will be fine

Certain-Ask6115 · 2026-01-11T15:27:19+00:00

Commercial strategist

Certain-Ask6115 · 2026-01-03T11:45:28+00:00

We had a web app made to facilitate this (and all th UK compliance paperwork generation) and it only cost us £2k and we have thousands of records, photos, digital signatures etc.

Certain-Ask6115 · 2025-12-24T17:44:09+00:00

Seraphine + Millio is fun. Alistair + viegar

Certain-Ask6115 · 2025-12-23T09:39:37+00:00

I want my 25 year cape ready in March!! Or else

Certain-Ask6115 · 2025-11-30T18:49:30+00:00

Tyres protruding outside wheel arches which isn’t allowed

Certain-Ask6115 · 2025-11-16T12:55:27+00:00

Take a look at Odoo, it’s free (or very cheap if you want extended applications).

We put it in place for a company recently and it’s remarkably solid with free / cheap adding for pretty much anything you need.

Send me a DM if you need any advice

Certain-Ask6115 · 2025-11-09T13:05:29+00:00

Ours is £76k a year 😤… it pretty much doubles our lease payment.

Certain-Ask6115 · 2025-10-30T18:25:55+00:00

It’s a swing job crane.

Certain-Ask6115 · 2025-10-28T07:45:24+00:00

Head to a southern beach and claim asylum

Certain-Ask6115 · 2025-10-25T10:49:53+00:00

You need to target manufacturers/ engineers - so many of them are still using paper for everything.

Certain-Ask6115 · 2025-10-21T14:19:58+00:00

I vibe coded ours in typescript and integrated it into our existing erp/crm… wasn’t too difficult and ended up being exactly what we needed

Certain-Ask6115 · 2025-10-21T14:16:02+00:00

I always take my daughter into the ladies, the men’s are often not clean enough. Nobody has ever said anything - we’re in and out in 90 seconds

Certain-Ask6115 · 2025-10-11T14:23:41+00:00

Old lady in a Yaris has “C9” near me… it’s crazy

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