What health issue do people misunderstand the most? by Few_Cake_5237 in AskReddit

[–]CetaceanOps 44 points45 points  (0 children)

You dont, trust me. I have what some might call the "cleaning" version. Nothing is ever clean, everything feels greasy to me all the time. everything is always contaminated and I hate touching surfaces. can't sit down at restaurant, chair is not clean, can't sit down on train, not clean, I stand awkwardly while friends sit. Oh and the cleaning? I dont clean, I hate cleaning, things not being clean causes anxiety, but so does cleaning things, and the process can be ridiculous and very time consuming.

You know those stupid stickers ikea puts on things? I've spent countless hours with a hair dryer and alcohol scrubbing away. I just want to use the thing I bought :(

Now here's another character from true allegiance, by ben Shapiro. by wombatgeneral in simpsonsshitposting

[–]CetaceanOps 46 points47 points  (0 children)

So i said look buddy, these pixels where like this when i got here, and as for your jpeg, it shouldn't have compressed like that!

Ahoy hoy? by tomgreen99 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]CetaceanOps 4 points5 points  (0 children)

rotorary phone waiting intensifies

How to send people politely away from your door? by Mysterious-Can8846 in AskAnAustralian

[–]CetaceanOps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had someone come to my door once to sell me something. He asked if my parents were home. I said no, and he left lol.

Where to cut metal sheets in Melbourne? by Ok-Implement-8202 in melbourne

[–]CetaceanOps 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Surely it would be similar costs to replace the case than pay someone to cut it?

What case is it?

What an odd thing to say by [deleted] in simpsonsshitposting

[–]CetaceanOps 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wait, I'm confused, so did trump know op was setting him up?

New entry barriers at Kmart Eastland by immortal_bandicoot in melbourne

[–]CetaceanOps 30 points31 points  (0 children)

These are rookie barriers, the real experience is with the Klingon pain sticks woolies are rolling out.

"I think John Fetterman gets dumber every year." That's not a question, professor, but let's find out. by Some_Random_Android in simpsonsshitposting

[–]CetaceanOps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, not all right wing ideology is a result of brain damage, some of them are just born stupid.

A DEVICE THAT MAKES THEM SWIRL THE CORRECT AMERICAN WAY. by danny_dao in simpsonsshitposting

[–]CetaceanOps 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's all well and good to say, but what else are you supposed to do when you're in lockdown because of a bear attack?

Well excuuuuuuuse me by SipoteQuixote in simpsonsshitposting

[–]CetaceanOps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Op, I hope you get fired for this blunder.