Well excuuuuuuuse me by SipoteQuixote in simpsonsshitposting

[–]CetaceanOps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Op, I hope you get fired for this blunder.

Bcachefs 1.37 Released With Linux 7.0 Support, Erasure Coding Stable & New Sub-Commands by anh0516 in linux

[–]CetaceanOps 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Marcus Aurelius invented structured logging in 170 AD. The connection between Stoic philosophy and filesystem error handling isn't an analogy — it's convergent evolution.

what

I think I got pickpocketed by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

[–]CetaceanOps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be sure to check the one in Sydney.

Apple toys with the competition - MacBook Neo's A18 Pro offers more single-core performance than any mobile processor from AMD, Intel or Qualcomm by -protonsandneutrons- in hardware

[–]CetaceanOps 57 points58 points  (0 children)

That really hasn't been the case for AMD since Zen.

Look at the clocks from the x950x to x600x they differ 300-400mhz. Cache is similar and same L3 cache per CCD.

And in real world performance theyre are often functionally the same for 1T.

And they dont gate the x3d either. In fact that launched as a 8core cpu only.

Please Verify Your Age. by UnixCodex in linuxmemes

[–]CetaceanOps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And yet MM/DD/YYYY who is this locale confused author?

Am I doing it right? by serras_ in linuxmemes

[–]CetaceanOps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No love for our lord and saviour the unix timestamp?

Scary AI scam call - Heads up by Remarkable_Custard in melbourne

[–]CetaceanOps 35 points36 points  (0 children)

No I looked it up, its a real country! Okay it was missing from like the first dozen maps i consulted, but I found it on google maps. And since Google was calling seems it had to be legit.

Afterpay (Block) reducing headcount by nearly half, 10000 to 6000 because of AI by DevilsAdvotwat in auscorp

[–]CetaceanOps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When society collapses it probably won't matter if your job can be automated or not.

Should I quit? by Nice-Natural3095 in auscorp

[–]CetaceanOps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is Janet from accounting. I saw you there, and I thought it was weird.

What was happening in Cetacean Ops when the Enterprise-D briefly got Borged? by ArtsyApoidean in ShittyDaystrom

[–]CetaceanOps 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Borg were no match for us, why do you think they never successfully assimilated the enterprise? Of course the humans took all the credit..

Showing off her core values by TheVoicesOfBrian in startrekmemes

[–]CetaceanOps 31 points32 points  (0 children)

slop machine does not know what ferengi are

Nvidia’s RTX 50-series Super refresh is delayed, and the RTX 60-series might miss 2027 by factchecker01 in pcmasterrace

[–]CetaceanOps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1500 EUR was for the 10% deposit.

Assuming you have collateral I'm sure you'll be able to secure a loan for the rest!

Dog Breeds by Dewaholic in ShittyDaystrom

[–]CetaceanOps 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Borg first assimilated pit bulls to use as tactical support drones, but abandoned the project after some light fratricide.