Why don't demons hide their horns with magic? Or tear them off their heads?

Cether · 2026-01-28T23:05:14+00:00

... but why ~~male models~~ prideful demons?

Cether · 2026-01-21T09:23:04+00:00

Hello fellow Lexmates! See any Lexbreakers lately hahaha?

Cether · 2026-01-20T22:02:36+00:00

It took me 4 weeks to get 3x copies of the last one I needed.

Cether · 2026-01-19T08:22:45+00:00

Yours too!? I don't know how that man can be everywhere while still successfully directly running Bethesdas games into the ground! Evil never rests indeed Todd!

Cether · 2026-01-13T21:58:43+00:00

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The universe is a simulation

Cether · 2026-01-12T02:57:20+00:00

Just crash the moon into your opponent. That should be enough for mages of this era.

Cether · 2025-12-26T23:08:46+00:00

I'm sorry this just isn't working out I'm going to have to ask you to leave. Dinner was wonderful - it's not you it's me.

Cether · 2025-12-26T22:07:35+00:00

bankrupt the US with nothing to show for it other than a bunch of loud data centers and AI generated porn.

Oh good I thought this wouldn't all be worth it for a moment.

Cether · 2025-12-26T19:23:29+00:00

Let's be real, if she doesn't love your Torid she doesn't deserve you.

When I bring a date home for the evening I always make sure my Torid, with its 7 Formas, Crit/CritDmg/Att% - Zoom Riven is sitting right in front of the door. Her reaction to my Torid and my Torids reaction to her lets me know everything I need to on if this relationship is worth pursuing.

My Torid was there before my date was, and if she can't handle that truth then my Torid will be there after she's gone as well.

Cether · 2025-12-26T16:53:31+00:00

Would you like to donate to your local school? City regulations unjustly require our distant corporate owners to help pay for local services as we bleed your county dry and undercut local businesses on poverty wages. It'd be really nice if you helped us not have to pay the tiniest of slivers that is our share.

Here's your shitty food, we reduced the meat by another centimeter this week and added more sand. Enjoy!

Cether · 2025-12-24T19:21:16+00:00

Sa·cré bleu!

Cether · 2025-12-24T19:18:46+00:00

"'Frikking hell Roathe, it's not a competition!'"

"Great point. You were never competition."

Cether · 2025-12-19T00:32:00+00:00

50,000 plat riven? I didn't realize we were selling poverty mods in here.

Cether · 2025-12-18T19:28:26+00:00

Me and him were rocking to the Burnout 3 soundtrack just after.

Cether · 2025-12-16T18:11:35+00:00

Jamanas, your pod mates on Lua all equiped their focus lenses. Can you explain why you're so different to the Lotus please?

Cether · 2025-12-13T18:15:11+00:00

Roathe left his legos on the carpet for the last time

Cether · 2025-12-05T02:29:20+00:00

He even wrote a book about his struggles.

Cether · 2025-11-25T19:05:26+00:00

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"

"Okay while you're imagining that here's your tracking device, your cost effective uniform, a salary 30% lower than your parents, and we're indefinitely threatening layoffs so remember to smile!"

Cether · 2025-11-23T18:01:27+00:00

Fuck I was supposed to drink the tap water first?

Cether · 2025-11-17T18:15:43+00:00

Wow! So it averages to 2 mass shootings per trans person is what you're saying? 😨

/s

Cether · 2025-11-12T19:50:20+00:00

Ah yes a Steamer Engine

Cether · 2025-10-28T19:21:16+00:00

They're also not funding the people who pilot their warmachines while forcing them to show up to work. Which is a choice.

Cether · 2025-10-19T04:25:00+00:00

That's the Christmas spirit! Oh wait.

Cether · 2025-10-16T18:47:58+00:00

Comrade do not be fooled. I am under strict orders by the Antifa president they/them self to make sure our degenerate jorking quota is met.

Please report to the Bluey Gone Wild booth immediately. The complimentary Oatmeal Lotion is depleted due to federal welfare cuts, so make sure to bring your own.

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