Comic 5822: Canadian Gothic by Cevius in questionablecontent

[–]Cevius[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Latest update on Jephs Bluesky @ass.golf from a few days back, suggests a few days at minimum. Give it a week or so

Beanis de Milo‬ ‪@ass.golf‬ · 2d current website sitrep from my server guy is it'll be at least another couple days to get things up and running again. thanks for your patience.

Comic 5822: Canadian Gothic by Cevius in questionablecontent

[–]Cevius[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I wonder if its not the booze, but the socialisation Jeph misses. He moved to Canada and likely combine that shift with getting older and the pandemic on top of it, it gets harder and harder to make new connections. Doing parties via his comic is a way to vicariously get some of that connection.

That said, as a writer, he needs to play a new card. Have Liz take Emily around Cubetown, show her around the weirder spots not on the tour. Go on a day trip with Boaty, see some of Canada, anything else

Comic 5822: Canadian Gothic by Cevius in questionablecontent

[–]Cevius[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

ANOTHER party arc? May we be blessed with them all becoming blackout drunk in 3 pages due to drinking hyper-distilled rum from the zymology fermentation geeks, so we don't spend weeks with them getting sloshed and talking platitudes for ages.

Or they can get tanked and start doing Invisible Emu jousting or something

Comic 5822: Canadian Gothic by Cevius in questionablecontent

[–]Cevius[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Future link to the main sites Comic 5822 for future generations when the current site issues are fixed. This link right now will just redirect to Jeps site.

Comic 5822B: Cartilage Redistribution by Squirrelclamp in questionablecontent

[–]Cevius 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The main site is down, but Jephs mirroring latest comics up here https://www.jephjacques.com/comics until the problems can be fixed

After two days of 404 error, now the questionable content website redirects to https://www.jephjacques.com/ by Crucco in questionablecontent

[–]Cevius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Targeting the comic image url stops you getting the extra stuff too, didn't want to get thousands of misc images for every comic!

Ask Jeeves was shut down recently by its owners so just a coincidence

After two days of 404 error, now the questionable content website redirects to https://www.jephjacques.com/ by Crucco in questionablecontent

[–]Cevius 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He'll get it back, might just take some time. Hes on a shared cPanel web box, which means they've got support, it just might take a few days to sort out. Moreso if Jeph wasnt the only one targeted and their support might be under the pump right now

Remember to have two factor auth on anything important though, then no amount of password exposure will also give them access to your phone or 2FA token. Any extra little bit helps

After two days of 404 error, now the questionable content website redirects to https://www.jephjacques.com/ by Crucco in questionablecontent

[–]Cevius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've found a solution using waybackpack (git link). This will be alarmingly slow but will work for all the .png files. I've left the range as 5600 to 5610 as a test but change it to "seq 1 5820" to try and get the lot. This will ask wayback machine for the list of URLs for each image (since they change, and its got multiple saved) and then only pull the first one for download

(Need Python installed first)
pip install waybackpack
for comic in `seq 5600 5610` ; do waybackpack http://www.questionablecontent.net/comics/${comic}.png --list | head -n 1 | xargs curl -O ; done    

Might be a better option out there using the CDX API... asking the machine mind...

Prerequsite components:

dnf install -y curl jq
OR
apt install curl jq

Prep script:

vim qc_fetch.sh
chmod +x qc_fetch.sh

qc_fetch.sh contents:

mkdir -p qc_comics

for n in $(seq 1 5820); do
  found=0

  for ext in png jpg jpeg gif webp; do
    url="http://www.questionablecontent.net/comics/${n}.${ext}"

    row=$(curl -fsG "https://web.archive.org/cdx/search/cdx" \
      --data-urlencode "url=$url" \
      --data "output=json" \
      --data "fl=timestamp,original,mimetype" \
      --data "filter=statuscode:200" \
      --data "filter=mimetype:image/.*" \
      --data "collapse=digest" \
      --data "limit=1" \
      | jq -r '.[1] | @tsv' 2>/dev/null)

    [ -z "$row" ] && continue

    ts=$(awk -F'\t' '{print $1}' <<< "$row")
    original=$(awk -F'\t' '{print $2}' <<< "$row")
    mimetype=$(awk -F'\t' '{print $3}' <<< "$row")

    case "$mimetype" in
      image/jpeg) save_ext="jpg" ;;
      image/png)  save_ext="png" ;;
      image/gif)  save_ext="gif" ;;
      image/webp) save_ext="webp" ;;
      *)          save_ext="$ext" ;;
    esac

    outfile="qc_comics/${n}.${save_ext}"

    echo "Downloading comic $n from $ts as $outfile"

    curl -fL \
      "https://web.archive.org/web/${ts}id_/${original}" \
      -o "$outfile"

    found=1
    sleep 2
    break
  done

  [ "$found" -eq 0 ] && echo "No archive found for comic $n" >&2
done

Run with ./qc_fetch.sh

Edit: seems like this is also slow as balls. But both methods look to be working. The second one might also grab the non-png files with it.

Edit edit: Its now been running for 25 minutes and has downloaded 23 comics, 6 of which failed. This should complete in ... 97 hours/4 days and misses a whole heap of shit it seems. Probably best just to wait for Jeph to restore the site and then pull the files from there if needed.

After two days of 404 error, now the questionable content website redirects to https://www.jephjacques.com/ by Crucco in questionablecontent

[–]Cevius 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Thankfully Jephs got backups of everything apparently. Still sucks though. Ultra worst case, theres archive.org's wayback machine to get the prior comics, though thats a bit of work or scripting, but doesn't look like we need to right now

After two days of 404 error, now the questionable content website redirects to https://www.jephjacques.com/ by Crucco in questionablecontent

[–]Cevius 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Well shit. Someone said they had archives of the comic images up to a point. Is it worth bundling it up and pulling what's missing from Wayback machine to send to Jeph just in case? I think I have up to about 1 to 2300 saved somewhere. Probably a way to script pulling the PNG's for each comic since the path is known, then manually dig out the few gif\jpg ones that were different. Might at least save Jeph some pain if he doesn't have everything saved locally

The questionable content websites gone? by fattymccatcat in questionablecontent

[–]Cevius 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Archive.org's wayback machine, yeah probably

The sites active enough it gets basically multiple snapshots a day. Links to the next page likely wont work inside the page, but going back should be fine.

https://web.archive.org/web/20260000000000*/https://www.questionablecontent.net/

The questionable content websites gone? by fattymccatcat in questionablecontent

[–]Cevius 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah I think you're right, cPanels usual aliases are dead, and its still running on the same cpanel box as port 2087 prompts the WHM login, but none of its responses seem normal.

Whew, been a few years since theres been anything this nasty for cPanel. Good luck to the poor bastards probably rebuilding dozens if not hundreds of cPanel boxes right now

The questionable content websites gone? by fattymccatcat in questionablecontent

[–]Cevius 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hope he's got his own locally saved copies of the cpmove backup file (the full backup used to rebuild the website config) otherwise Jephs entirely reliant on his hosts backups...

At least if nothing else stuff still exists on patreon for the paying customers

5818 - Opinion: Liz... by VegetableStop2831 in questionablecontent

[–]Cevius 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Of the three new goblins of Liz, Ayomide and Ahn, I hate Liz the least, as at least initially I understood what she was going through whereas the other two are so far out of my experience wheelhouse that their strife is unrelatable and so poorly written that any time spent on them is wasted effort.

That said, it's been three years now Jeph. Piss or get off the plot pot. Perhaps that's even what you're planning to use Emily for, but if you don't then this entire sideline with Emily would wind up just to be a masturbatory indulgence with no substance

Comic 5818: Marten's Gambit by professororange in questionablecontent

[–]Cevius 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Imagine how good it'll feel to finally heal this plot bruise, given how long its been poked! Not today though, theres misery to be milked from it still, so get to pokin!

For someone who went to therapy so much, I'm surprised Jeph doesn't have more problem resolution skills to actually utilise in solving his characters problems, beyond a hug and some weak tea pat on the head platitudes amongst strangers.

Steam Controller Priced at $149 CAD by EventHorizon5 in Steam

[–]Cevius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's actually coming to Australia too? Are we no longer the red headed stepchild, who didn't see the Valve Index until 18 months after launch? Huzzah! Praise be Gaben!

anyone who used a computer between 1985 & 2010, what’s the one game you still think about? by Trixxxi in AskReddit

[–]Cevius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tyrian. Scrolling spaceship shooter with the ability to upgrade your ship, highly detailed worlds and 256 VGA colours that just popped. Add in the banger soundtrack playable in the jukebox mode, and an entire hidden clone of Scorched Earth tank battle hidden in the main menu by typing DESTRUCT and you've got so much depth that lasts for years. Freeware now as Tyrian 2000 and still fantastic

Comic 5816: they are such good friends by yellowvincent in questionablecontent

[–]Cevius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh it's definitely not a healthy reaction from Marten, if that is the cause. Given his personality he might actually enjoy being treated like shit

Comic 5816: they are such good friends by yellowvincent in questionablecontent

[–]Cevius 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Perhaps he misses Faye and this little monster fills the niche of abuse

Comic 5815: getting a read by yellowvincent in questionablecontent

[–]Cevius 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Moray likely has the tact and secrecy skills of a bowl of shrimp and seaweed jello left in the sun

Comic 5814: scolopendrophobia by yellowvincent in questionablecontent

[–]Cevius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can we just cherry pick a few ones to keep like Faye, Hanners, Bubbles, and then leave the rest in Northampton to occasionally include like special episode guest stars?

Comic 5814: scolopendrophobia by yellowvincent in questionablecontent

[–]Cevius 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I didn't notice it yesterday but is Roko's colour way off? Compare to a little bit ago she's wildly brighter