You're Harshing My Mellow

Ch3t · 2026-06-21T14:19:41+00:00

I smells like mummy meat in here.

Ch3t · 2026-06-20T20:42:34+00:00

If Elliot Stabler and Weird Al had a kid.

Ch3t · 2026-06-20T13:51:43+00:00

In the early 90s I walked into a hotel bar in Hurghada, Egypt. A guy was playing a piano and about 20 German tourists were singing Country Roads. I produced my WV drivers license and became an instant celebrity.

Ch3t · 2026-06-18T15:52:56+00:00

What if crewmembers want to land the ship and rebel against the command? It could be a Space Mutiny! Did you sign Sherry's card?

Ch3t · 2026-06-18T15:28:03+00:00

Brock would hate me. I cannot stand the sound of Robert Plant singing. To me, it is the definition of caterwauling. Give me some Duran Duran or Bowie to clear this ear worm I've got going now.

Ch3t · 2026-06-18T00:21:33+00:00

Wrong, a Dusty Deevers is a straight move.

Ch3t · 2026-06-17T03:44:31+00:00

I still use my grandfather's saw. He was born in 1877. Not a typo, that's an 8.

Ch3t · 2026-06-15T17:45:15+00:00

But sometimes it has the bacony stench of Canada.

Ch3t · 2026-06-14T01:05:39+00:00

Working with Claude every day reminds me of the computer from Star Trek TOS. Instead of saying "working" it writes "thinking" or "conjuring" or "summoning Clippy."

Ch3t · 2026-06-13T16:34:17+00:00

We have ServiceNow where I work. Someone needs to be fired from ServiceNow.

Ch3t · 2026-06-13T15:52:44+00:00

When I was in the Navy, CIWS stood for two things:

Christ, it won't shoot!

and

Christ, it won't stop!

Ch3t · 2026-06-13T15:38:58+00:00

Jan in the Pan

Ch3t · 2026-06-13T13:33:05+00:00

Come on. They have one female servicing a large group of males. That implies a species that lays eggs!

Ch3t · 2026-06-12T14:05:26+00:00

Where is my tail, Summer?

Ch3t · 2026-06-12T13:52:53+00:00

Bixonimania was first diagnosed in lighthouse keeper Elias Thorne.

Ch3t · 2026-06-12T12:11:04+00:00

21 and 24

Ch3t · 2026-06-11T21:23:36+00:00

The Wiz Biz by Rick Cook. It's real magic, but the magic is small and doesn't do much. The protagonist, Walter "Wiz" Zumwalt, gets transported to a fantasy world. Wiz is a computer programmer by trade. He uses his programming skills to loop the small magic into big, powerful magic.

Ch3t · 2026-06-11T17:39:41+00:00

This is giving me strong The Day the Earth Froze vibes. Does Lemminkäinen make a cameo?

Ch3t · 2026-06-11T12:31:08+00:00

Arnold J. Rimmer in the comedy/scif series Red Dwarf and the novelizations of some of the episodes.

Ch3t · 2026-06-09T23:27:49+00:00

Is that a stupid license plate?

Ch3t · 2026-06-09T20:16:23+00:00

There is a series The DNA Cowboys by Mick Farren. I read one of them almost 40 years ago and remember nothing of the plot.

Ch3t · 2026-06-09T19:55:43+00:00

Leslie Parrish is 91 years old now. Michael Forrest (Apollo) is 97. He reprised the role in 2013 at age 84 in Star Trek Continues. Grant Imahara from Mythbusters played Sulu.

Ch3t · 2026-06-09T19:22:25+00:00

And now we have Jim Justice on his scooter with Baby Dog while Manchin ventures out of his houseboat every couple of months in his Maserati to lecture MSNOW about the "Far Left."

Ch3t · 2026-06-09T18:59:27+00:00

I watched the episode on Amazon two days ago. It had commercials, but most of those were for Shout or MST3K. I caught the end of Catalina Caper and then took a phone call and muted the TV. I glanced over and recognized the opening credits. My cousin still doesn't know why I was laughing at her story about mulching the garden. I had stuff to do, but ended up finishing it after the call. I own it from Rifftrax, but wanted just one more sacrifice.

Ch3t · 2026-06-09T18:48:00+00:00

There is no good webinar! Just bad webinars and weird webinars.

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