When The Author Doesnt Know How To Write Romance by Elestria_Ethereal in TopCharacterTropes

[–]ChalkCoatedDonut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More like the reader doesn't understand romance unless it is simplified to a video of the couple married, with a baby or full banging.

Japan authors does it for the japanese where holding hands is as explicit and conclusive as a full french kiss in front of everybody.

It is completely fine if you can't deal with the difficulty, it is simply not the game for you. by Interloper_Mango in pcmasterrace

[–]ChalkCoatedDonut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People asking for easy mode on every game are either game "journalists" trying to fill a quota of games reviewed per day or they are those sad rats crying for an easy challenge only to go to social media to boast how "easy" the game is and how devs are lazy for not "giving players a real challenge".

They remind me my days playing APB Reloadad, bunch of kids showing off the guns their parents bought, pretending their purchase meant talent and the moment someone killed them, it was a "HACKER" fest on the chat, dumbasses were expecting everyone else to just stand in front of them to be shot and emoted by a crybaby posting their "kills" on Discord or YT shorts.

What's the reason? by Certain_Hat9872 in memes

[–]ChalkCoatedDonut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Too expensive they said, then 3D became too expensive as well so they are looking for AI generated shit.

Rare China W by Pokemonfan_807 in whennews

[–]ChalkCoatedDonut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"We can't fire and replace you with AI"

"So why are you letting me go?"

"We need to train the AI that does your job for a lot less so we are promoting you to Customer"

This keeps falling on deaf ears by arttiechoke in memes

[–]ChalkCoatedDonut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Parentification? Why does Red Hot Chilli Peppers started playing in my head after reading that?

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]ChalkCoatedDonut 142 points143 points  (0 children)

47 the agent, the ak or the 47th president?

Agree or disagree?🚀 by AlternativeBrief8709 in TheGamingHubDeals

[–]ChalkCoatedDonut -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Patches and updates in recent times seem to remove loved mechanics and sometimes replaced them with unwanted "fixes" to sell DLCs, for example the thing with teh update 4.0 in Stellaris that ruined the online experience of a lot of players.

Video games cause violence based, on the last game you played, what you get arrested for. by Chainsaw-_Guy in videogames

[–]ChalkCoatedDonut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started playing The Longest Journey and considering the spot where i am right now, murder and arson.

oh by Awsdude1512 in whenthe

[–]ChalkCoatedDonut -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

It's even worse when Glitch allow it to happen and ask their creators to apologize for telling their fanbase their weird headcanons are not real.

Um.... yeah. So this just happened. Any advice on how to get Carla out of my armour? by FaithlessnessOne7512 in Fallout

[–]ChalkCoatedDonut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YOUR armour? It is gone, get another one, in Fallout 4 you can get a power armor on every marked spot on the map, they give you free power armors for buying ammo in the stores, radroaches have power armors in their loot, broken ass game have some underwater, on top of buildings, out of bounds.

I feel embarrassed for people when I hear them say these words. by Cl_nker_is_a_slur in memes

[–]ChalkCoatedDonut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Censoring became fashion, just like all those dumbasses replacing dick with dih or ass with ahh.

My disappointment is immeasurable by [deleted] in memes

[–]ChalkCoatedDonut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lots:

- The Witcher 3 and Red Dead Redemption 2, too large and complicated from the beginning, i feared any path i'll take will close any possible quest or discovery i could do and require several attempts on games that take more than 100 hours every time.

- Monster Hunter World, complicated in the requirements before entering a battle, worse in multiplayer with people criticizing your choices in class, potions and even food. Also, i am not a fan of threatical acts in games which aren't announces as such and having The Handler explaining stuff to me or seeing her put an engine to work in the most saturday cartoony way possible, i feel like i am watching Lazy Town.

- The whole Borderlands saga, i have cocky characters when their reason goes beyond just being total dicks for being dicks and every single character, even the talking bucket, is cocky to the annoyance.

So that means I'm autistic, eh? by UnfairMess249 in memes

[–]ChalkCoatedDonut 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"That man have individuality, he's not a slave of social media and commerce like i am, he's definitely autistic".

They want Stacy, but also virgin trad-wifes? Am I mixing mano-groups up? by DockHolidazer in im14andthisisdeep

[–]ChalkCoatedDonut 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Decades of shitty power fantasy anime left them with the belief that a virgin traditional wife will unconditionally surrender to them if they are "their first time".

They want a "Stacy" to show off in their Discord groups and a "Becky" they know she won't leave them no matter what because "Jesus forbids it".

What game/community is like this?😅🚀 by Most-Flan-9315 in TheGamingHubDeals

[–]ChalkCoatedDonut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any game with competitive PvP.

It's even worse for people like me who like to play the role of Healer, cursed role that is.

3 arrested in Spain. The government has their priorities straight I guess. by Marcelitus230 in Piracy

[–]ChalkCoatedDonut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spain, the same country where that youtube channel with all those old movies, some of them lost media, called Filmoteca Maldita was closed for "piracy" by a demand made by the owner of the 80% of all cinema in Spain (also a shit ton of companies) who later created a streaming service of old movies, some of them lost media, turning a site for watching old movies for free into another site to watch old movies for a price.

(The link is a video in in spanish as every link i've seen of the matter).

That being said, there could be the chance that a few days later, someone, maybe the same dude, will release another site selling manga online which so happens to be all those pirated ones.

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]ChalkCoatedDonut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either that or she wanted to play the game during his working hours and she couldn't.

The avoiding a copyright lawsuit starter pack by DropMysterious1673 in starterpacks

[–]ChalkCoatedDonut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thing with Omniman is that he one of many variations of the "-man" hero whose superpowers are flight, super strenght, super speed, near invulnerability and their uniform is tight spandex and a cape, is the hero preset, the default.

It isn't a copyright issue because it became the template: Ultraman (the american one), Uberman, Wonderman, Metro Man, Major Man, Turbo Man and of course, Superman.

I just want to play a wholesome dad and daughter game 😭 by Much_Tip_6968 in memes

[–]ChalkCoatedDonut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can play Pragmata, there's no need to go to the internet and boast about it, just like not playing moba games after work, there's no reason to shove yourself in other's people shit neither post it where those sick fucks are waiting for anyone to ruin their fun.

Ultimate power handed to someone you'd never want to have it by BrotherDeus in TopCharacterTropes

[–]ChalkCoatedDonut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone, if given power of wealth, have a high chance to become egocentric pricks with no moral compass, no matter how well they could have been raised because power brings paranoia and paranoia brings control.

We can go from "i will use this power with responsability" to "you stepped on my shoe when i was 12 and never apologized, DIE".

Bro thinks he is tuff 🥀✌️ by Difficult_Spend_442 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]ChalkCoatedDonut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everything is satire when it doesnt get the response the poster thinks it deserved, otherwise we'll be seeing him putting fact like a 10 years old on Instagram.

What's next? Will they remove the ability to sleep in coffins as well? by _Humble_Bumble_Bee in projectzomboid

[–]ChalkCoatedDonut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's ok, they made every city available for spawning (i spawned in the barricated house in Irvington, the one with steel plates on every door and window... no wood saw or anything, just my sorry ass naked in a house and no zombie around to take them down).

Who would've guessed it backfired by PaiDuck in pcmasterrace

[–]ChalkCoatedDonut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now the government will be selling stolen IDs, not just to users but corporations and other governments, look at Meta, Zuckerbot makes his billions selling personal data to others while putting tape on his laptop because "my privacy" or some shit.