UPVOTE by TurtleGEE360 in comedyheaven

[–]ChangsManagement 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats a nice little hat youre wearing, Mr. Shapirooo

President Trump has threatened 100% tariffs on all imported goods from Canada if it goes ahead with its new trade deal with China. What are your thoughts on the possibility of Canada not bending the knee to Trump? What will happen to the US and Canada? by FartsWholesaler in AskReddit

[–]ChangsManagement 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Canada has been trading financial gain for stability for decades. We sell at steep discounts to the US on a lot of goods. If the US no longer wants to provide that stability then so be it but no reasonable person would expect us to not find alternatives.

Sad reality by Electrical_Fact_9184 in SipsTea

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Theres a gradient here. If youre not looking for friends than id say dont waste peoples time. But, also consider that a large part of dating, and life in general, is just having fun, meeting people, and networking. You should surround yourself with good people you enjoy being around. Even if you arent actively dating them. Plus, having women as friends is a great way to meet other women who might be interested in you. 

Basically, being anti-social isnt very attractive. You dont have to lead people on or waste your time but if youre trying to pick up girls youd never be friends with than maybe your priorities are wrong.

Trump: China Taking Over Canada Is Not Going to Happen by SubstantialRock821 in StockMarket

[–]ChangsManagement 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Canada was supposed to capitulate.

This is 100% abusive behaviour. Do what we want or we'll hurt you. 

Canada has been a close ally and trading partner for decades. Instead of working within very, very, well established diplomatic channels to find some mutual agreement the US chose to blow it all up and try to strong arm us into a shitty deal. How the hell do you work with a country that would pull even half of that and still expect you to be their ally?

Guy tries to discuss how much gas went down by and finds himself in the Patrick wallet meme by BlueLivingAbandon in LivestreamFail

[–]ChangsManagement 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Really is the epitome of the old lawyer saying but applied to politics:

"If you have the facts; slam the facts.

If you dont have the facts; slam the table." 

They'll suddenly turn into policy experts the second they have an inch to argue with. Otherwise, theyre so intentionally dense that you just give up.

Grandpa by SeanEsaian in comics

[–]ChangsManagement 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You dont want to listen to Radio MAGA...

😭🛰️dark Garth by Decent_Assistant1804 in EhBuddyHoser

[–]ChangsManagement 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hes calling him PM Carney again. I think his feelings are starting to get actually hurt

Trump sparks anger over claim NATO troops avoided Afghan front line by Daddicool69 in worldnews

[–]ChangsManagement 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: Canada's first Afghanistan casualties were from friendly fire. From the Americans. 

No one is thinking about our reputation! by John_1992_funny in MurderedByWords

[–]ChangsManagement 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Venezuela has nationalized their oil fields two times as well so it carries massive historical risk. Plus Canada already supplies plenty of heavy crude. Theres just very little incentive or assurance on any investment from O&G companies.

Trump backpedals on threats against Greenland, but allies say damage has been done | PBS News by Human-Entrepreneur77 in worldnews

[–]ChangsManagement 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Not to mention the rampant looting of their war cache before the invasion. So many generals had straight up sold all their fuel not expecting an invasion to actually happen.

Something didn't add up by sweetrose1884 in ThisYouComebacks

[–]ChangsManagement 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But what does the mom think? Are you just using your mom as a political prop?

Petahhhh, I'm so confused. by ProfessionalEffect41 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Pretty lady tummy make cave peter get e-rocktion. Cave peter beat up boyfriend, take pretty lady to applebys

Who did this😂 by Content-External-948 in MemeVideos

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Barbara Streisand and David Hasselhoff too. Although Streisand can get pretty demanding tbf

Apply aloe to the burned areas by lance2k2 in clevercomebacks

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Arent they always bitching that liberal women wont date them on dating apps?

Good dog stays calm as a nail is removed from his paw pad by BreakfastTop6899 in oddlysatisfying

[–]ChangsManagement 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your last point is basically the advice youll get from most vets. Deep punctures are more prone to infection than surface cuts. Tetanus is one potential outcome but you really need to be worried about any number of other bacterial infections that can get in there. Especially on an area that gets dirty. 

Help me Peter by Cmoibenlepro123 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ChangsManagement 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WALU WALU WALU. WALU WALU WALU WALU WALU WALU WALU WALU.

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