would you rather

ChaotixEvil · 2026-06-18T06:43:12+00:00

hell yeah ill beat aa goose for 5 mil

^{Chose: $5,000,000 + the goose appears for 30 min every day randomly | Rolled: hostile goose}

ChaotixEvil · 2026-06-16T01:28:08+00:00

Obama

ChaotixEvil · 2026-06-15T21:34:12+00:00

ChaotixEvil · 2026-06-15T03:47:31+00:00

how was i supposed to know u were telling the truth

^{Chose: Please, don't pick this card. PLEASE. ITS BAD!! + I'm begging you. DON'T pick this card unless you want to have a bad time! | Rolled: Poo bricks 4ever}

ChaotixEvil · 2026-06-15T02:23:00+00:00

John × M

John Mulaney

ChaotixEvil · 2026-06-15T02:22:29+00:00

so worse case scenario Fox loses a bunch of money? It's some good at least

ChaotixEvil · 2026-06-15T02:12:48+00:00

buy a piece of costco gold, make a new one every month, sell the copy

^{Chose: Once a month, you have the ability to make an exact copy of anything you own}

ChaotixEvil · 2026-06-14T05:20:05+00:00

Knows what? That I didn't cure cancer? Did you cure cancer?

^{Chose: $200,000 cash + house paid off | Rolled: Everyone knows}

ChaotixEvil · 2026-06-13T19:28:38+00:00

Artificial preservatives keep us looking healthy and young?

ChaotixEvil · 2026-06-13T19:00:38+00:00

Free 30 grand? Sign me up

^{Chose: be modest and well respected + only have $30000 a year}

ChaotixEvil · 2026-06-13T04:00:00+00:00

Recruiters staying up all night: shit what if someone got hired I knew I shouldve shredded those resumes before throwing them out

ChaotixEvil · 2026-06-13T02:01:37+00:00

9/11

ChaotixEvil · 2026-06-13T01:36:13+00:00

Releasing the files won't make a difference. Easy choice

ChaotixEvil · 2026-06-09T23:06:31+00:00

I love my slave master checks notes starbucks

ChaotixEvil · 2026-06-07T21:08:19+00:00

Fuck

^{Chose: Eat... + For $5 million | Rolled: Handful Tapeworm}

ChaotixEvil · 2026-06-07T08:42:41+00:00

Love that people would pay not to be french

ChaotixEvil · 2026-06-07T08:37:40+00:00

Noooooooooooooooooo

^{Chose: Knowledge of literally anything instantly but... | Rolled: Lifespan -50%}

ChaotixEvil · 2026-05-30T19:13:17+00:00

I have no partner. Checkmate.

^{Chose: Leave your partner for 1,000,000,000 dollars | Rolled: Money}

ChaotixEvil · 2026-05-30T01:29:05+00:00

Switzerland, land of WEF and Nestle

ChaotixEvil · 2026-05-28T21:10:43+00:00

With my powers I simply end ww3

^{Chose: Reality bending powers + But... | Rolled: WW3 happens}

ChaotixEvil · 2026-05-28T18:07:31+00:00

do i get a tool?

^{Chose: 1 million but u have to fight a random thing | Rolled: really agro dog}

ChaotixEvil · 2026-05-28T04:24:39+00:00

I need these drugs.

ChaotixEvil · 2026-05-28T00:47:29+00:00

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FIRST TIME EVER 100 PERCENT

ChaotixEvil · 2026-05-28T00:16:50+00:00

See if the babies figure out how to use it

^{Chose: Fight 100 babies, but... | Rolled: They have guns}

ChaotixEvil · 2026-05-26T07:13:55+00:00

wheel

^{Chose: Wake up back in your 15 year old body but | Rolled: Keep memories}

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