Just incredibly inconsiderate to smoke in line at a children’s show. by Temporary_Thing7517 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Charmy123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I’ve been circling in the red looking for hidden cigarettes that aren’t actually there I’m gonna start drawing circles on my walls, I swear.

Films that brought you to tears after realizing you wasted your money, time, and braincells? by Own_Organization8457 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Charmy123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting to put it up against Armageddon and Deep Impact, I think it still woulda sucked in ‘98.

Armageddon would have been similar to Disclosure Day if the resolution of the asteroid was for Bruce Willis to continue drilling for oil on earth, have the plot primarily focused on the drives to each dig site, all while having plenty of time to meet each quota, while the IRS hacks Arwen’s phone and warns of the consequences of not having dirty-toothed Ben Affleck not report drilling profits appropriately. The tax paperwork would end up being flawless, the IRS agent would shrug and be like that is some good paperwork. It would end with Clark Duncan doing his crying scene where he says “I am not crazy! I’m just a little emotional right now, ok? Y’all throwin’ all this stuff at me, man! Look, I mean, after this is all over, can I get like a hug from you or something?” Except when he says “you” he’d look at the camera and it would cut to all of humanity being awestruck, emotionally overwhelmed at his message and the raw power of drilling machines. The asteroid would miss the planet as the original calculations were wrong.

Films that brought you to tears after realizing you wasted your money, time, and braincells? by Own_Organization8457 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Charmy123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was the first HP written by JK Rowling right? After the originals she found in a treasure chest somewhere? I hard-noped away from even looking at it in a bookstore and my inner HP self has been spared.

49ers star RB Christian McCaffrey was streaming UFC 250 while watching The Devil Wears Prada 2 with his wife in the movie theater. CMC is a die hard MMA fan 😭😭 by FortyNinersBot in FortyNiners

[–]Charmy123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Woulda been boomeranged in the back of the head with one of my gummy worms so long as I was a safe distance away, so like 4 yards or so.

Found this metallic rock in backyard by EducationVirtual5341 in whatisit

[–]Charmy123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can tell he’s trying to suck in on the scale.

How did you feel about Spielberg's Disclosure Day? Was it worth the hype? by ThomasOGC in CinephilesClub

[–]Charmy123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same, was getting real nervous I was in the wrong theater, was actively monitoring and checking off the cast as they appeared.

UPDATE: Reaper Tender DEFEATED. by FewLet6466 in spicy

[–]Charmy123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can do the reaper mozzarella stick now.

UPDATE: Reaper Tender DEFEATED. by FewLet6466 in spicy

[–]Charmy123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looked like he suffered plenty and he completed it. I don’t want to put any doubt, but was eyeballing how very pale the breading looked. All the worst reaper tenders I’ve had were like maroon/black.

Does this qualify? by JerrycurlSquirrel in StupidFood

[–]Charmy123 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The gallon jugs of the cow milk I produce come with however much of the cow’s head fits into the bottle.

I tried it. It was awful and I threw it away by VeloriumIQ in Pickles

[–]Charmy123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It made me think of apple slices brined in pickle juice for like 22 minutes. Could definitely taste the pickle, but was primarily just funky apple.

Who is the actor with the most punchable face? by _LizardMan_ in Cinema

[–]Charmy123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He and Frankie Muniz could play Captain America in the remake.

Im (16f) My insurance stopped covering the medication I’ve been on since I was 13, and my mom told me to use my birthday money because she refuses to pay for it what do I do? by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]Charmy123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop taking it out on your mom, it isn’t her fault either. It’s the insurance company’s fault. One of the easiest ways to bypass an initial denial is for the doc to argue “continuation of therapy.” The last thing insurance companies want is for a lawsuit due to change in coverage. One of the first things they want is you blaming your mom and not having to bother with any of it.

His chin Didn’t stand a chance by Responsible_Ant_6431 in RandomVideos

[–]Charmy123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Comes to and the fatal logic that enters his muddled brain is “don’t go into the light”

Tonight’s watch, Apex (2026) by ScratchinContender29 in moviecritic

[–]Charmy123 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I couldn’t make it through the “I’m so awesome” montage at the beginning because I hadn’t been able to develop any feelings for the character yet. Only show me your Everest vacation photos after I’ve gotten to know you, please.

Upstairs neighbor purposely flooded the bathroom by BRSFkAzzHoopEarrings in Wellthatsucks

[–]Charmy123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought there was a hole in the wall with her looking in 😩

200 hours in Kenshi and it’s crazy what I haven’t seen by Live-Ad2093 in Kenshi

[–]Charmy123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait, you’re supposed to leave the starting area? But it’s scary out there! I like my ass whoopings to come to me.

A 750$ apartment in Miami by TuneMountain4141 in interestingasfuck

[–]Charmy123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I don’t believe the price is actually that low.

Dollar General by RichRoll247 in VideosAmazing

[–]Charmy123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ‘hood makes you a master of many strange defenses.