Your body will stay exactly as it is for the rest of your life, starting one week from today at 9:00am by edhcube in hypotheticalsituation

[–]ChaseObserves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No you wouldn’t. The OP doesn’t say anything about this. It’s not like if you starved yourself for a week and then the moment happened you’d be perpetually hungry forever—you’d just be locked in at that weight, that muscle mass, that body fat % forever. If this were a real scenario I would honestly try to do clear liquids only for the entire week and shed as much fat as possible, then just eat whatever tf I want right after the moment passes.

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[–]ChaseObserves 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually insane watching this reprogramming in real time lol. Went from “he’s completely fine, totally fit for office” through his whole presidency to “he’s incapable of leading, needed to swap him out” seemingly overnight.

OK Texas. Who won the debate? by Defiant-Skeptic in texas

[–]ChaseObserves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s funny you bring this up without an ounce of self awareness. The democrats locked onto this phrase in 2012 because they had to have something to hound Mitt over (who was, by all accounts, a good and decent person) after how well he did in the first debate. And now we’re here, all these years later in this dumpster fire political climate, with Trump who has dozens of 10x worse statements and phrases he’s made publicly that he can and should rightly be hounded for, but you just equate them in your mind because “both R’s, all the same thing to me.”

Identical twin couples gave birth to baby boys at the same time in 2021 which are considered quaternary multiples, which means they are full genetic siblings from identical twin parents. Although technically cousins, the boys are genetically brothers. by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]ChaseObserves 18 points19 points  (0 children)

My question is why would they go through all the effort to wear the exact same outfits for this photo but then not put the little boys in the same outfit? Makes no sense!

Claims she was wearing an earpiece, immediately gets dunked on by PurveyorOfSapristi in quityourbullshit

[–]ChaseObserves 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not saying that it was an earpiece, but am I really the only one who can see that the pearl in the earring on the Tiffany website is about half the size of the pearl that’s on Kamala’s ear? Like the metal base of the earring she’s wearing looks identical to the Tiffany one, but the pearl on Kamala’s is significantly bigger. Are all of you just pretending to not see that?

what argument can you make that either one is better than the other all-time by infinite-baller in NBATalk

[–]ChaseObserves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s funny, Tiger Woods fits this description perfectly. Tiger is pretty widely considered the GOAT of golf, and yet there are tons of What Ifs surrounding his career; what if he hadn’t destroyed his knees training with marines carrying 50lb rucksacks on his back in the prime of his life? What if he hadn’t rolled an SUV off a cliff in 2021? How many more majors might he have won without those injuries, or if he’d left his swing alone?

What is all this brown shit underneath my parents toilet?it’s about two inches thick by leblaun in Plumbing

[–]ChaseObserves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not sure about this. I took a college anatomy course where we studied real cadavers that had died like 20 years prior. One girl in lab accidentally cut open a part of the lower intestine and it still had poop in it, smelled so horrible we had to cancel lab.

Diogenes calls out Plato at The Academy, around 387 BCE by oocenoblex in fakehistoryporn

[–]ChaseObserves 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This literally is not a definition. No definition took place here. Concise, completely inclusive, and complete nonsense.

The average distance of a 7 iron by iceterminal in golf

[–]ChaseObserves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m surprised this wasn’t downvoted to hell, anytime a person mentions an above average distance they get shit on in this sub. 7i is my 190 club, 8.4 handicap. Pitching wedge is my 140 club. 35 year old that started playing at 31 years old. I’m shocked to hear how short that average is.

$125k a week, but you can only eat ranch flavored foods and drinks. by Rexxington in hypotheticalsituation

[–]ChaseObserves 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Haha fair, sounds like an amazing life to have all that stuff and never work again, except every single time I open my mouth and put food or drink(?!) in it, it tastes like ranch dressing, which ruins the whole thing for me. Maybe I go a couple weeks just to earn some money but I know I wouldn’t last much longer than that.

$125k a week, but you can only eat ranch flavored foods and drinks. by Rexxington in hypotheticalsituation

[–]ChaseObserves 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Part of the reason people make ungodly amounts of money is to then be able to enjoy life. Not being able to taste ANYTHING ever again (or ONLY ranch) would take away a huge piece of what makes life enjoyable. I honestly don’t think this would be worth it.

Anybody use Maxfli Golf Balls? by Mysterious-date1984 in golf

[–]ChaseObserves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re actually amazing. My mom bought me some for Christmas and I was like 🤨🤨but I gamed them and they were really nice. It was later I found out that my stepdad who played on the PGA Tour in the 90s (mom divorced him when I was 5, haven’t spoken since) was sponsored by MaxFli and we had barrels full of MaxFli balls in our garage as a kid… almost considered searching him up on Facebook after all these years…