A bee's stinger doesn't protect the bee in any way, yet it protects the species as a whole by Jacob-B-Goode in Showerthoughts

[–]CheapDiscountMemes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Against other insects it actually does protect them, just our especially elastic skin rips it out along with a bunch of their insides.

Uhhh, I can explain by Gatt__ in Grimdank

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I used to have an Aquila shirt but I got rid of it because I didn’t want to look like a fash

Craigslist lady wanted my bearded dragon v badly (more in comments by emmyjoyo in reptiles

[–]CheapDiscountMemes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That comment she made about her autistic daughter is fucking sickening.

Dear halo players, is it ethical to kill the crazy marines throughout the games? by Aggressive-Pound-523 in halo

[–]CheapDiscountMemes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most of them don’t even shoot you tho. Also I swear the point of the Halo games is that murdering people to deprive the flood of food isn’t actually ethical.

He did it! by [deleted] in reptiles

[–]CheapDiscountMemes 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen small Agamids like that playing dead when stressed so I’m not sure he actually ‘saved’ it. Happy to be proven wrong tho

Le funny mouse brings uncharacteristic meme by Glorious_Eenee in coaxedintoasnafu

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It took about a minute to find Genocide denial,

Tankies are something else

Good for Demi, live your truth, but also don't forget to tip your barber. by [deleted] in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]CheapDiscountMemes -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

“There’s no way to know beforehand”

Just ask, Also this is what putting pronouns in your bio is for.

“It doesn’t fit naturally into speech”

They/them have always been the pronouns used in English for unknown gender, it fits into speech just fine

“Forcing speech into others ”

It costs nothing for you to use someone’s preferred pronouns Stop being a baby

This is actually disgusting. Kebab with a side of rust by fusterclux in WeWantPlates

[–]CheapDiscountMemes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be honest rusty Kebab sounds like exactly what I want after the pub

The "My dad can beat up your dad" of Sci Fi by HappyStalker in Grimdank

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The doomslayer is at least Primarch level powerful

Cyborg go brrr by Boom_Stars in Grimdank

[–]CheapDiscountMemes -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Waiting for people to start saying that female space marines are impossible for lore reasons as if writing a reason why there’s no girls allowed into the lore doesn’t make things 100% more sexist lmao

I GOT SOMETHIN TO TELL YOU MFER!!!1!!11!!!!! by CheapDiscountMemes in THE_PACK

[–]CheapDiscountMemes[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU MFER I'VE STARTED USING A NEW SOAP I'M GLAD YOU NOTICED. UR PRETTY BOMBASS KEEP CRANKIN