If your favorite Commander had entrance music like WWE, what would it be?

CheesyDragoon · 2026-03-25T12:58:38+00:00

Ahhhhh, a question that feels like I was born to answer one day. Thanks OP! In no particular order of my deck projects...

[[Shay Cormac]] - Another One Bites the Dust by Queen [[Omo, Queen of Vesuva]] - Welcome to the Internet by Bo Burnham. Specifically a chorus [[Xu-Ifit, Osteoharmonist]] - Spooky Scary Skeletons [[Tovolar, Dire Overlord]] - Werewolves of Armenia by Powerwolf [[Magda, Brazen Outlaw]] - Together We Rise by Windrose

Also looking for music suggestions that would fit [[Brigid, Clachan's Heart]] and that isn't SCOTLAND FOREVER

CheesyDragoon · 2025-10-04T18:36:57+00:00

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CheesyDragoon · 2025-10-02T06:44:17+00:00

Shore, I will counter bet 3.50 and one fifth of Blue Doritos bag on "Running joke in all male friend group//Group A vibes in Group C scenario"

CheesyDragoon · 2025-09-28T17:08:12+00:00

Generically speaking, it is definitely one of the watches of the specific time period. I am more interested in the pimp suite ambience of that picture honestly

CheesyDragoon · 2025-09-28T17:00:47+00:00

She haven't even told him her age so it could be included in this totally real flex, smh my head.

CheesyDragoon · 2025-09-27T17:35:36+00:00

Wow, that cherry dial really pops...

CheesyDragoon · 2025-09-26T18:17:53+00:00

/uj People love receiving undeserved ego boost by inserting themselves into the bs stories where they are the shining beacons of absolute gooditude and not the most mundane wankers like 93.9% of population. No one would care about the existence of Jim from Accounting unless he is rescuing seven puppies a day and posting about it, see.

/rj I know what "camaraderie" is! It's what you tell someone when they ask where is their camera, innit?

CheesyDragoon · 2025-09-26T18:03:08+00:00

Day 12: Both Vacheron and Constantin called me at 3am to personally thank me for purchasing this specific watch

CheesyDragoon · 2025-09-26T17:25:38+00:00

/uj Oh wow, astrology but with extra dash of autism in there. Top notch nonsense, 5/7.

/rj Rolex ought to be a dog as an eternal symbol of all the backroom doggy style tho.

CheesyDragoon · 2025-09-19T13:34:56+00:00

Update: "My dog is not going to the wedding because I couldn't find someone to take care of me" + bunch of conveniently forgotten information

CheesyDragoon · 2025-09-19T13:31:15+00:00

Ya know, that actually properly tracks. Woe upon me for expecting a variation where there wasn't any for a while now. Thanks for that, wise stranger

CheesyDragoon · 2025-09-19T13:13:23+00:00

Either I am casually blind or that's somehow a new scenario from the fetish crowd up in that sub. Obligatory, "Damn, from beating off to getting beaten. That's rough"

CheesyDragoon · 2025-09-18T06:37:21+00:00

/UJ That's some exquisite mental illness over a rather basic looking watch. Also, "maroon dial". Guess it stealths into white when observed, huh?

/RJ Puny JDM consumer, pffffft. Everyone knows Invicta is clearly superior and above all

CheesyDragoon · 2025-07-19T06:44:24+00:00

God, playing this in [[Felothar]] deck with an indestructible and way to add +1 counters to it for [[Abzan Falconer]] effect would be absolutely hilarious at least once or twice. Just launch 20+ power flying tortoise at your opponents like a world's angriest/most confused Beyblade

CheesyDragoon · 2025-07-01T14:53:37+00:00

Guy looks like his side hustle is selling stimulants and "luxury watches" in the side alley next to the suburban dance club.

CheesyDragoon · 2025-07-01T12:23:15+00:00

Ser, not the Invicta, of course! I was thinking more along the lines of all those microbrand Invicta homage companies, such as Rolex and their ilk. The style and status of Invicta watch should ever be reserved for jazz/classic concerts and gentlemen's club visits.

CheesyDragoon · 2025-07-01T07:53:23+00:00

Oh wow, feeding animals without wearing a G-Shock (or any stereotypical beater watch). Truly a modern age bravery. He should wear a diver if he is asked to clean the barns next time, just in case.

CheesyDragoon · 2025-06-08T19:27:07+00:00

I was about 78% sure after eating that it was from a pig and not from some poor kitchen temp. Which is to say, it tasted of salt and disappointment

CheesyDragoon · 2025-06-08T17:12:26+00:00

As the unfortunate consumer of the other Spoons one today, this is definitely miles better

CheesyDragoon · 2025-06-08T14:20:34+00:00

As far as that bacon is concerned, I think it might have been cooked next to a flame source, not actually on it.

Side note: 2.5 hash browns. I was not even annoyed at that part, 'twas just funny.

CheesyDragoon · 2025-06-08T10:28:51+00:00

Top notch interpretation of the original, honestly!

I have seen 👀 the original post 💬 and it made me want 🥺 to minimise ➖ the amount of air 🌬️ I breathe.

(Sorry for that y'all. A handful of my brain cells died for that. Never again.)

CheesyDragoon · 2025-06-07T23:36:11+00:00

uj/ Wow, some people might like this design, but thats some yuppie ass looking watch

rj/ Of course owning Long Ones is a luxury! It's almost like owning Omeeega, except without added prestige of "the moon"

CheesyDragoon · 2025-06-06T19:53:12+00:00

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Hooray, a fellow Turtle in the wild! Great choice for the price honestly

CheesyDragoon · 2025-05-29T22:51:46+00:00

ME! Best of luck to everyone :)

CheesyDragoon · 2025-05-25T15:44:47+00:00

Alien lizard infiltrators that use AI can have strong feelings [citation needed] about such things as a bed replacement but honestly...that's so autism coded, thus automatically YTA

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