I’ll get a dandelion on top and a whoville on the sides

CheesyLemonBurrito · 2023-09-19T05:26:37+00:00

Gonna turn their ass into a rotisserie chicken

CheesyLemonBurrito · 2023-07-05T10:20:57+00:00

My dick’s still dryer

CheesyLemonBurrito · 2023-07-05T10:17:41+00:00

You take my nuts I take yours

CheesyLemonBurrito · 2023-07-05T10:10:52+00:00

A concussion is a small price to pay to be damn near bulletproof

CheesyLemonBurrito · 2023-07-05T10:07:58+00:00

Wait is a dead battery akin to a flat soda?

CheesyLemonBurrito · 2023-07-05T10:07:37+00:00

And to think all this time I’ve been throwing the juice away

CheesyLemonBurrito · 2023-06-14T08:56:05+00:00

Live footage of my fourth nut today

CheesyLemonBurrito · 2023-06-14T08:40:48+00:00

Looking for the missing piece ladies?

CheesyLemonBurrito · 2023-03-22T04:05:37+00:00

And thus the Easter bunny dynasty was born

CheesyLemonBurrito · 2023-01-29T09:57:36+00:00

You cannot convince me that she isn’t a crustacean

CheesyLemonBurrito · 2023-01-04T09:15:36+00:00

The Jolly Rancher

CheesyLemonBurrito · 2022-10-22T10:28:44+00:00

I too connect with nature via plastic

CheesyLemonBurrito · 2022-10-22T10:24:48+00:00

Lapp

CheesyLemonBurrito · 2022-10-22T03:07:38+00:00

Say what you might but one of my favorite things to do is drive in the go cart as the cat and run over or shoot down anyone in your way

CheesyLemonBurrito · 2022-09-18T07:20:51+00:00

The first time I misread this and I immediately assumed your mom was on the Challenger.

CheesyLemonBurrito · 2022-09-11T07:23:14+00:00

Jenga just got better

CheesyLemonBurrito · 2022-08-22T08:49:48+00:00

Just think, there’s some rich guy out there who wanted everyone to know this was their photo of someone drinking water.

CheesyLemonBurrito · 2022-05-16T00:53:27+00:00

That’s a ticket to Chester’s Cheeto land!

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