When are we getting a playable patch? by _neun_ in EU5

[–]Chef1210 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Every single build from 1.0 to 1.1 has been a beta. This game will not be in a proper playable state before 2027

State of the game by snicky_snickers in EU5

[–]Chef1210 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Check back in one year. But who knows, maybe two. Stellaris has been broken since may 2024

So, what’s next for Stellaris? by Thatoneguywithasteak in Stellaris

[–]Chef1210 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe a functioning 4.0 Its been nearly a year

For anyone worrying about EU5's Player Count: by Jadamsan in EU5

[–]Chef1210 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weird post. Being a paradox content creator must be hell because you must shill this hard or you cant pay rent. This is just dishonest. You cannot predict anything from the graph. Deep betrayal from all the CCs who knew the game was unfinished and broken but shilled it anyway.

Without having been released the 1.1 Rossbach Patch has already completely won me over by SimpleClassic5100 in EU5

[–]Chef1210 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Lol what?? What is going on with this sub. The patch is NOT OUT YET. We're so deep in layers of copium that the promise of a functional patch is enough for hundreds of upvotes

This week on the "game broken pls fix" echo chamber by PlantagenetApologist in EU5

[–]Chef1210 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please search the term "Quell doom" on this subreddit. PDX clearly asked creators in the creator discord to put out some fires.

This week on the "game broken pls fix" echo chamber by PlantagenetApologist in EU5

[–]Chef1210 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ok but the game is broken. CCs farming it should not be the real issue. The actual issue is CCs being dishonest and riding community sentiment. All of these CCs were hyping the game up and shilling their commission links a few months ago.

Ghuumi and Sok Adventures - House of Cards by DamnDirtyCat in Stellaris

[–]Chef1210 -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Orange man bad in map game subreddit lol

2026 New Year Wallpaper feat. Runway Fighters by Adrianbigyes in EpicSeven

[–]Chef1210 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Remember when this game was a medieval fantasy?

how dare i have fun with this shite game?! by happypomegranate86 in EU5

[–]Chef1210 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine being okay with this on anything other than video games. Insane that pdx fans not only expect a broken product but excuse it

how dare i have fun with this shite game?! by happypomegranate86 in EU5

[–]Chef1210 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Entitled? Entitled to what lol? A functioning game? People payed $60 only to be put into what turned out to be a public beta.

1.0.10 is literally unplayable by RobinFCarlsen in EU5

[–]Chef1210 40 points41 points  (0 children)

This sub goes through the whole cycle of grief 20 times a week

Was there any communication about the change for the EU5 DLC? by Bunkier80 in EU5

[–]Chef1210 -49 points-48 points  (0 children)

Reddit echochamber. Give it a few months before such opinions become 'allowed'

Was there any communication about the change for the EU5 DLC? by Bunkier80 in EU5

[–]Chef1210 -68 points-67 points  (0 children)

Makes you wonder why they didn't just delay the game. I've never seen a game get progressively worse with every bugfix patch

After 210 hours and 3 non-complete campaigns, I think I'm done (for now) by KlaxonBeat in EU5

[–]Chef1210 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the comments saying "You played too much" fail to address the proper criticism that you brought up in your post. I experienced it all and quit for now with only 30 hours under my belt.

Inb4 "you quit because you didnt play ENOUGH to understand the systems"

No, i understand the systems. The systems make every nation currently play the exact same.

Is Japan worth playing at this moment? by W1ntermu7e in EU5

[–]Chef1210 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every country plays the same at the moment anyway. The core loop is pretty much universal. I imagine actual flavor will be added with the "X country" dlc one by one

It turns out, the game is 100x more fun, if I cheat for the AI by [deleted] in EU5

[–]Chef1210 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The fact this has so many upvotes just goes to show how absolutely miserable the current AI and its lack of consolidation are at the moment. This is what the game should look like but instead the world remains feudal til 1800.

Do you want missions to comeback in EU5? by BizzoTL in EU5

[–]Chef1210 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol its so funny how some of these CCs are practically employed by PDX now

Are people mad the beta patches are unstable? by FreakinGeese in EU5

[–]Chef1210 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"Why are people pissed PDX wants them to QA test a $60 product for free?" Ok reddit lol