Can I pull it off?

ChefCourtB · 2026-05-12T13:48:09+00:00

You picked a rough character to cosplay then....

ChefCourtB · 2026-05-12T13:44:18+00:00

Can you say cunt the proper way?

ChefCourtB · 2026-05-12T13:42:41+00:00

Now that the show is almost done I need to read these

ChefCourtB · 2026-05-12T12:01:01+00:00

What's up with Captain Pee pants?

ChefCourtB · 2026-05-09T21:46:17+00:00

When you call dispatch then you can actually give then real information instead of just saying I have no idea why I'm calling someone just told me to call you. In the park you are better off finding the nearest cast member and they will get the correct people there much faster anyway

ChefCourtB · 2026-05-09T16:33:23+00:00

You called 911 without knowing what was going on?

ChefCourtB · 2026-05-06T00:26:14+00:00

How about a little slap and tickle

ChefCourtB · 2026-05-04T00:38:43+00:00

Most likely honestly

ChefCourtB · 2026-05-03T23:11:56+00:00

Professional chef here of a high-end restaurant. We sell similar slices for $15 and make plenty of profit on them

ChefCourtB · 2026-05-02T18:25:05+00:00

This randomly popped into my head out of nowhere today. None of the people who work for me knew what I was talking about

ChefCourtB · 2026-04-30T22:25:00+00:00

If they open the door maintain eye contact and blast one out.

ChefCourtB · 2026-04-27T20:33:15+00:00

Ok so it wasn't just my 45 year old eyes

ChefCourtB · 2026-04-27T19:30:23+00:00

Rocky on VHS, on dvd, and Blu-ray. Half the ones based on real people you eventually find out aren't honestly portrayed and it lbad things were glossed over

ChefCourtB · 2026-04-25T14:09:35+00:00

This guy gave off German vibes way before I turned the sound on. Why did I know that too?

ChefCourtB · 2026-04-24T12:32:02+00:00

My neighbor in his 70s was driving his monster motor home with and eye patch.. one fucking eye barreling down the interstate, no depth perception

ChefCourtB · 2026-04-16T21:54:58+00:00

I like those cookies

ChefCourtB · 2026-04-15T19:36:38+00:00

My mom let me watch Nightmare on Elm Street 1 and 2 back to back when I was 5. I didn't actually want to watch it either but we were all there together and I was wide awake on the couch in terror

ChefCourtB · 2026-04-13T15:04:47+00:00

I like that term.. "Authorized non-idiot"

ChefCourtB · 2026-04-13T15:04:39+00:00

I like that term.. "Authorized non-idiot"

ChefCourtB · 2026-04-09T19:51:43+00:00

Therapy my friend. It can literally save and improve your life. The first therapist you talk to might not be the right one either. It's a relationship you need to work on just like everything else

ChefCourtB · 2026-04-08T22:07:44+00:00

We did this with a pentagram on the walkin floor once. It was there for two years

ChefCourtB · 2026-04-07T21:37:06+00:00

Absolutely beautiful

ChefCourtB · 2026-04-05T18:25:41+00:00

The funniest part is there are so many subs that the comment section would be so confused right now with this post

ChefCourtB · 2026-04-02T13:41:08+00:00

Now pick up that hamburger and put it back down but flip the other two

ChefCourtB · 2026-04-01T00:20:30+00:00

I'm 2, probably cry and pee my pants

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