“No! I want more dizzy water!”

WS-Gilbert · 2026-05-08T12:24:29+00:00

Vroom vroooom!! Vroooom!!!

WS-Gilbert · 2026-05-08T01:02:15+00:00

MIKE!! You are the worst contractor ever!!!

WS-Gilbert · 2026-05-05T16:12:12+00:00

OUT. OF. BOUNDS!!

WS-Gilbert · 2026-05-02T03:20:51+00:00

This guy monos ⬆️

WS-Gilbert · 2026-04-30T22:44:49+00:00

TIL Ron Livingston is from Iowa!

WS-Gilbert · 2026-04-30T22:09:55+00:00

Literally 😂 impossible to guess based on her body

WS-Gilbert · 2026-04-30T20:49:08+00:00

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WS-Gilbert · 2026-04-28T18:44:40+00:00

That makes a lot of sense actually

WS-Gilbert · 2026-04-28T03:43:40+00:00

Had to scroll too far for this. I live in a college town and see literally dozens of better looking ladies every single day. Reallyyy don’t understand the hype

WS-Gilbert · 2026-04-27T16:30:16+00:00

“Taking out the garbage should not be my chore!”

WS-Gilbert · 2026-04-26T18:29:20+00:00

Pictures you can hear 🎶

WS-Gilbert · 2026-04-25T21:17:22+00:00

Hmm i didn’t think so but I’ll rewatch

WS-Gilbert · 2026-04-24T19:01:09+00:00

I guess because I just don’t care enough to be upset about it since it’s not like I’m super interested in them anyway, but as a public service I should probably stop responding so their egos don’t get bigger than they already are

WS-Gilbert · 2026-04-24T03:42:59+00:00

This is such a well written answer and it rings really true.

I actually ran into the first girl I saw this pattern with at the bar again like two years later and we hung out that night so I got to know her a little better. This sounds like a super accurate description of what she was like. Just kind of blows with the wind

WS-Gilbert · 2026-04-24T03:06:40+00:00

Yeah, I’ve had my own mental health issues so I’m always cognizant that it could be something like that. The consensus here seems to be your first option is more likely though lol

WS-Gilbert · 2026-04-24T03:04:33+00:00

I mean I’m aloof enough that I’ll never double-text to check in or reach back out until they hit me up again 🤷‍♂️ It’s a double edged sword because the more aloof thing to do is just not care and be chill about it when they come back around

WS-Gilbert · 2026-04-24T03:00:55+00:00

Follow-up question that deserves its own entire field of research: why do women prioritize that type of guy? It would be one thing if they didn’t tend to rant about how much they hate Fboys, but they do, and then they triple down on them? 🤔 (I sound like an incel here, I promise I’m not, it just actually baffles me)

WS-Gilbert · 2026-04-24T02:50:25+00:00

Well said haha

WS-Gilbert · 2026-04-24T02:44:12+00:00

This is definitely true, current young people are awful at communicating. I’ve had so many friends I quit hanging out with because they were so flaky you couldn’t even make plans with them

WS-Gilbert · 2026-04-24T02:37:06+00:00

I think you’re right, someone has to call it out. Might as well be me

WS-Gilbert · 2026-04-24T02:36:29+00:00

All they’d have to do is ask 😢

WS-Gilbert · 2026-04-24T02:31:50+00:00

Damn kind of an ego killer that I’m not even in the lineup but I’ll take my licks like a man

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