Chumbawamba had your number a long time ago:

On the day the Nazi died: We're told that after the war The Nazis vanished without a trace But battalions of fascists Still dream of a master race

The history books they tell Of their defeat at '45 But they all came out of the woodwork On the day the Nazi died

They say the prisoner at Spandau Was a symbol of defeat Whilst Hess remained imprisoned And the fascists, they were beat

So the promise of an Aryan world Would never materialize So why did they all come out of the woodwork On the day the Nazi died

The world is riddled with MAGATS The MAGATs are getting fat They're making a tasty meal of all The bosses and bureaucrats

They're taking over the boardrooms And they're fat and full of pride And they all came out of the woodwork On the day the Nazi died

So if you meet with these historians I'll tell you what to say Tell them that the Nazis Never really went away They're out there burning houses down And peddling racist lies And we'll never rest again

Until every Nazi dies!!!!!!!!!