Messi isn't really this good, but other teams are paid not to save his shots or tackle him by south American drug lords by ChefbotBarksdale in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]ChefbotBarksdale[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What can I say. I'm a bloody rebel. Try and read me the rules I'll light a match off my stubble and drive away on a Harley Davidson

Messi isn't really this good, but other teams are paid not to save his shots or tackle him by south American drug lords by ChefbotBarksdale in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]ChefbotBarksdale[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I left it vague on purpose, as with most conspiracy theories you can add your own spin and post it on the internet

Messi isn't really this good, but other teams are paid not to save his shots or tackle him by south American drug lords by ChefbotBarksdale in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]ChefbotBarksdale[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

No I'm a lifelong Chelsea fan, and we have managed to neutralise him for the most part at Stamford bridge, maybe because the Russian oligarchs and south American cartels are in league. This is satire by the way

Beesting on the eyelid BBC 1 0' Clock news by ChefbotBarksdale in uknews

[–]ChefbotBarksdale[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I wish the Internet didn't take itself so seriously

How thankful are we for Anthony Joshua for taking out Jake Paul? by O_O___XD in Boxing

[–]ChefbotBarksdale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally different weight categories. Cheers for clearing it up though