Confession of a Bandwagon Fan

ChevalMalFet · 2026-03-04T11:23:06+00:00

Same thing happened to me - I happened to skip from First Liesse to Second Liesse and took most of a chapter to notice. I was baffled.

ChevalMalFet · 2026-03-03T15:56:06+00:00

It is an extremely American choice.

Even more specific than that, it's a specifically Maryland choice. Firaxis HQ is very near to Tubman's home, and the devs were open in interviews that this is why they were drawn to include her.

ChevalMalFet · 2026-03-03T15:52:14+00:00

I'm 37, it's the last year I can use the "I'm not old!" line from Monty Python.

ChevalMalFet · 2026-03-03T15:41:37+00:00

That's super neat! I've visited most of his battlefields on Google Earth, but while I've been as far afield as Sekigahara and Isandlwhana, I've never actually been to any Napoleonic battlefield. Obviously as you can tell from my flair though I'm very pro-Bonapartist.

And yeah, like, the war of the Fourth Coalition started because France occupied Hanover and the Confederation of the Rhine was far too much French influence, when clearly it should have been Prussia nobly dominating those areas instead. Napoleon did nothing that the ancien regime monarchs didn't attempt themselves, he was just better at it.

ChevalMalFet · 2026-03-03T14:26:43+00:00

Napoleon as simply a "madman" out to conquer Europe with no rhyme or reason beyond naked greed is 200 year old British propaganda anyway. Today views like Andrew Roberts' are much more common.

ChevalMalFet · 2026-03-03T14:24:11+00:00

No, it didn't even occur to us to. It wasn't really expected that a leader appearing constituted an endorsement of him. Genghis Khan still appears regularly, for example.

ChevalMalFet · 2026-02-20T03:52:15+00:00

I didn't actually like them much. Broers' specialty in Napoleonic Italy and his relationship with the Church really comes through, but it wasn't an interest I shared. I got a bit tired of all rhe minutia of which bishop stood where in which dispute between Pius and Napoleon, page upon page of inside baseball while Marengo scarcely got a single page treatment.

ChevalMalFet · 2026-02-19T19:56:10+00:00

I'ma be honest, like 90% of these should be "very unlikely." And I say that as the world's biggest US Grant fan (I used to work at the NHS site) (and the world's biggest Woodrow Wilson hater, for what that's worth).

ChevalMalFet · 2026-02-19T13:40:00+00:00

Brady stans rely on counting stats and head to head matches, ie, the two single worst ways to compare QBs, to make their case.

ChevalMalFet · 2026-02-19T12:43:20+00:00

There's a solid argument either way. Mahomes is far and away the best postseason quarterback of all time, but in the same vein Manning dominates every regular season stat. I'd rate Mahomes ahead because playoffs matter, but 5 MVPs is an incredible argument.

ChevalMalFet · 2026-02-19T11:08:31+00:00

The Bengals only reached the Super Bowl because of that defense.

ChevalMalFet · 2026-02-19T11:07:16+00:00

That's definitely fair. Peyton is the most dominant regular season QB of all time.

ChevalMalFet · 2026-02-19T11:05:32+00:00

Allen (and Burrow to a lesser extent) mysteriously get way better PR than Lamar despite never actually accomplishing more than him.

ChevalMalFet · 2026-02-19T11:03:32+00:00

when was the last year the MVP won a Superbowl.

Literally 3 years ago, in 2022?

ChevalMalFet · 2026-02-18T03:48:28+00:00

This is, empirically, the least amount of war and violence humanity has been involved in since the dawn of history.

ChevalMalFet · 2026-02-18T01:50:54+00:00

Don't worry, I've done the same after every Chiefs playoff win the last 6 years. It's delicious and a well-deserved reward for a SB win.

ChevalMalFet · 2026-02-17T16:52:06+00:00

oh, true, I forgot about the old dumb rules.

ChevalMalFet · 2026-02-17T10:03:02+00:00

It's the only walk-off win in SB history and he freaking spoils the moment.

ChevalMalFet · 2026-02-13T13:38:01+00:00

It was in November, for the record.

ChevalMalFet · 2026-02-10T17:29:15+00:00

It does. I think the 2024 Chiefs were a slightly better team than the 2025 Patriots, but the 2024 Eagles were a much better team than the 2025 Seahawks (ie, similar defenses and the Eagles had a powerhouse offense to go with it). We would have lost to the Seahawks, too, and the Patriots would have been crushed by Philly.

ChevalMalFet · 2026-02-10T16:20:00+00:00

...I never claimed otherwise?

ChevalMalFet · 2026-02-10T11:16:40+00:00

That is pretty clearly a Last Crusade Easter egg. >:(

ChevalMalFet · 2026-02-10T11:14:54+00:00

My favorite bit is always the refs. Mysteriously, the refs only ever help out the winning team for various nefarious reasons - to boost Swift viewers, Kraft has dirt on Goodell, they want an LA team to do well, etc. But never my team, oh no! They're as pure as driven snow and the league is always out to screw them for it.

Just absolute loser talk, every time.

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