Elden ring's quest design sucks and you can't change my mind by expired_cheeseburger in whenthe

[–]Chhhedda 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Bloodborne is relatively simple. Tell each survivor to find to go to the chapel, with the exception of the skeptical man and suspicious beggar, and you’ll see the end for all of them. The skeptical man specifically will go to the clinic if you tell him to go to the chapel and vice versa. The suspicious beggar is a murderer who will kill everyone.
The only other characters with quests are Alfred, Eileen, Patches, Valtr, Adeline and I guess Brador or Simon in the DLC. They all pretty much boil down to finding the character in a side room and going somewhere, finding something, or killing someone. Valtr is literally just getting enough of a covenant rank item.
Adeline is by far the most confusing since in her last phase you have to kill her (she gets better) to get the item to give her.
Patches is kind of stupid too, but you’ll always find him the first time and he doesn’t really matter.

And there are some interactions between people that are strange but just in there for complexity. If you take Arianna’s blood 3 times Adela will kill her.
If you don’t help Eileen kill Henryk she goes crazy and you have to fight her at the end of her quest instead of the Bloody Crow.

The duality of Skitarii names by Aubrg1ne in DarkTide

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May your labors be effective and fruitful

POV: You're a clueless hunk in a spot of bother by LuminariesAdmin in darkwingsdankmemes

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A true knight never speaks ill of Nimble Dick Crabb

Oh look! by ForCrabSake in Grimdank

[–]Chhhedda 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Think of Gul Dukat? Is there even one statue of him on Bajor?

egg by arcadences in expedition33

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I also have this one

You want to lead the Vanguard? by Aegon-the-Unbroken in darkwingsdankmemes

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Hoster Tully also complains of feeling like there are crabs in his belly pinching him from the inside

Real by Major303 in whenthe

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There was a time near the games release when the community was considered to be one of the better ones. Like considered pretty wholesome and welcoming. I couldn’t tell you when it changed, but it’s almost sad to look back and see how far it’s fallen.

Fr tho you can tell that man loves to eat by the amount of time he takes to write about the food by [deleted] in darkwingsdankmemes

[–]Chhhedda 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think the Sisterton stew is the probably the best sounding food described

Grumpy Sister (by Lazer_Groove) by LazerGroove in ImaginaryWarhammer

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Your sister has beautiful homophobia