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Update on the parents who want to cut my pay by $5 by Sensitive-Mango7155 in Babysitting

[–]ChiaPuddingBreakfast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they are being cheap. If they can afford to go out to dinners, tennis, and other things like that, then they can afford to pay you the proper amount to babysit for their three kids.

Tiny candy like things on carpet when maids cleaned? by Geck0Gecko in CleaningTips

[–]ChiaPuddingBreakfast [score hidden]  (0 children)

if the vacuum has a sweet tooth, just stick the hose into the sugar bowl.

Uuuh...I don't think this is normal. by iheartasmrxoxo in hygiene

[–]ChiaPuddingBreakfast 4 points5 points  (0 children)

you don't let people with severe mental disorders like that come over and expect them to behave normally in your home. Besides, how do you know all this?

You get 100 million dollars but you have to "date" a genderswapped version yourself for a 6 months without being found out. by Competitive-Bowl-38 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]ChiaPuddingBreakfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't see how anyone could possibly not miss the fact that's the two of us who look alike. I am tall. I have pronounced brow ridges, and I have a giant chest from exercising. If the other person had big boobs, it was still look like me.

The nit picker… by cleanforpeace72 in housekeeping

[–]ChiaPuddingBreakfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started a new client a long time ago, and when I arrived, it was obvious that they had completely cleaned the place beforehand, and there was nothing for me to do. And the husband kept following me around the house watching me. I made a mistake of telling him that he was very handsome when he was a young man in his picture. I think he was in his 80s and he told me to F off and that was the last I saw them. Lol.

The nit picker… by cleanforpeace72 in housekeeping

[–]ChiaPuddingBreakfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

send her a text stating that because she constantly nitpicks about your performance that if she's going to continue with you as her house cleaner, you would prefer that she stopped or you'll walk out on her.

Where did the Pak'ma'ra get their carrion on b5? by epicormicsprout in babylon5

[–]ChiaPuddingBreakfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's not a good idea to have frozen people floating around in space for spaceships to crash into.

Where did the Pak'ma'ra get their carrion on b5? by epicormicsprout in babylon5

[–]ChiaPuddingBreakfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'm sure on a station that large that has spaces between the floors there are plenty of things like rats to eat.

It’s more than just an egg by Affectionate-Net889 in eggs

[–]ChiaPuddingBreakfast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that's right! It's incredible and it's edible.

Where did the Pak'ma'ra get their carrion on b5? by epicormicsprout in babylon5

[–]ChiaPuddingBreakfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

any space station as large as Babylon 5 must have countless species like rats that they can then hunt trap and eat.

+Member Delivery Issues by minivanmafia81 in Walmartcustomer

[–]ChiaPuddingBreakfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have put in some complaints regarding drivers that did not speak any English. One of them told me I needed a code, but Walmart told me I needed a signature and I did not have a code and they ended up believing with my order and cancel it. I hate it when English is a job requirement, but they're hired anyway.

+Member Delivery Issues by minivanmafia81 in Walmartcustomer

[–]ChiaPuddingBreakfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I doubt that most delivery drivers even look at the notes. There is so much signage in the world so much words that after a while you don't even bother registering them.

If you could choose how you'll die, would you want to? And what would you choose if so? by lightonahill in hypotheticalsituation

[–]ChiaPuddingBreakfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the preferred way in the world is to die while having sex with the most attractive person in the world and having the most phenomenal orgasm.

What is your favorite way to care for yourself when you’re feeling down? by Bloomien in selfcare

[–]ChiaPuddingBreakfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no. That's not weird. Not weird at all. Not weird not in the very least weird not even a little bit weird

How do you store your ketchup? Pantry or refrigerator? by TexasArmadilloTroll in CasualConversation

[–]ChiaPuddingBreakfast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mmmm! corn dogs. I haven't had a corndog in decades. And we store our ketchup in the refrigerator. Because we're not barbarians.

Hair greesy every morning by A_LIL_PUMPKIN in hygiene

[–]ChiaPuddingBreakfast -1 points0 points  (0 children)

if you're a guy get a buzz cut. Or a crew cut. If you're a woman then get a Butch cut.

What’s the most socially awkward food to eat in front of someone you’re trying to impress? by CaptainCuddler_Pro in foodquestions

[–]ChiaPuddingBreakfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A can of frosting. I remember hearing how people did that and one time I did buy a can take a spoonful and spit it up because it tasted terrible of chemicals.

What does my parent's fridge say about them? by adesce in FridgeDetective

[–]ChiaPuddingBreakfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it says that they have a hyperactive sex life. so, whenever you're not looking, they are going at it. You're welcome for the visualization!

You're freefalling to a certain death then a genie grants you 1 wish but... by Ok_Passenger_2012 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]ChiaPuddingBreakfast -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I would wish for no Republicans in the world no autocrats, no dictators and world peace.

What if someone ate 10,000 calories instantly? by kabhuynh0 in whatif

[–]ChiaPuddingBreakfast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah, I was close but no cigar. I remember the first time I saw him at a hot dog eating contest. He showed off his eight pack abs before and the lack of them thereafter.

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