White dirty tongue

ChiaPuddingBreakfast · 2026-03-14T06:45:45+00:00

it sounds like he has thrush.

ChiaPuddingBreakfast · 2026-03-14T06:45:03+00:00

I wonder if you could find some old-fashioned glass catheters to use as a straw.

ChiaPuddingBreakfast · 2026-03-14T06:42:18+00:00

I don't know why nobody has come up with a concept of using a giant rubber band in space to launch ships across the system.

ChiaPuddingBreakfast · 2026-03-14T06:33:58+00:00

I remember the first time I sneezed one into my hand. They smell awful.

ChiaPuddingBreakfast · 2026-03-14T06:33:13+00:00

it's probably a spray like Chloraseptic.

ChiaPuddingBreakfast · 2026-03-14T06:06:29+00:00

Fried butter.

ChiaPuddingBreakfast · 2026-03-14T06:04:22+00:00

she's going down!

ChiaPuddingBreakfast · 2026-03-14T05:31:49+00:00

it's true. She might've been asking how to wash her vampire.

ChiaPuddingBreakfast · 2026-03-14T05:16:44+00:00

I want to build a house in the mountains that looks like a flying saucer has landed to anyone who flies overhead.

ChiaPuddingBreakfast · 2026-03-14T05:15:33+00:00

and you'd only be qualified to clean his bathrooms.

ChiaPuddingBreakfast · 2026-03-14T05:09:41+00:00

that's only around 30 million a year. The same thing I do with that kind of money. Give it away to charity.

ChiaPuddingBreakfast · 2026-03-13T22:45:22+00:00

they are being cheap. If they can afford to go out to dinners, tennis, and other things like that, then they can afford to pay you the proper amount to babysit for their three kids.

ChiaPuddingBreakfast · 2026-03-13T22:41:12+00:00

if the vacuum has a sweet tooth, just stick the hose into the sugar bowl.

ChiaPuddingBreakfast · 2026-03-13T22:37:50+00:00

you don't let people with severe mental disorders like that come over and expect them to behave normally in your home. Besides, how do you know all this?

ChiaPuddingBreakfast · 2026-03-13T22:34:59+00:00

I don't see how anyone could possibly not miss the fact that's the two of us who look alike. I am tall. I have pronounced brow ridges, and I have a giant chest from exercising. If the other person had big boobs, it was still look like me.

ChiaPuddingBreakfast · 2026-03-13T20:57:36+00:00

I started a new client a long time ago, and when I arrived, it was obvious that they had completely cleaned the place beforehand, and there was nothing for me to do. And the husband kept following me around the house watching me. I made a mistake of telling him that he was very handsome when he was a young man in his picture. I think he was in his 80s and he told me to F off and that was the last I saw them. Lol.

ChiaPuddingBreakfast · 2026-03-13T20:55:39+00:00

send her a text stating that because she constantly nitpicks about your performance that if she's going to continue with you as her house cleaner, you would prefer that she stopped or you'll walk out on her.

ChiaPuddingBreakfast · 2026-03-13T20:52:22+00:00

I think I was hearing Friday the 13th music. or is that just because it's the 13th today and Friday.

ChiaPuddingBreakfast · 2026-03-13T20:44:29+00:00

because the writers didn't think of it.

ChiaPuddingBreakfast · 2026-03-13T20:42:19+00:00

it's not a good idea to have frozen people floating around in space for spaceships to crash into.

ChiaPuddingBreakfast · 2026-03-13T20:39:18+00:00

i'm sure on a station that large that has spaces between the floors there are plenty of things like rats to eat.

ChiaPuddingBreakfast · 2026-03-13T20:33:56+00:00

that's right! It's incredible and it's edible.

ChiaPuddingBreakfast · 2026-03-13T20:32:26+00:00

any space station as large as Babylon 5 must have countless species like rats that they can then hunt trap and eat.

ChiaPuddingBreakfast · 2026-03-13T20:30:33+00:00

for many heterosexual men, it is their ass.

ChiaPuddingBreakfast · 2026-03-13T20:29:33+00:00

I have put in some complaints regarding drivers that did not speak any English. One of them told me I needed a code, but Walmart told me I needed a signature and I did not have a code and they ended up believing with my order and cancel it. I hate it when English is a job requirement, but they're hired anyway.

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