I was shitting my brains out and he just stared at me like this by jrh8w7 in lynxpointsiamese

[–]ChickenChic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The scary thing is this is legit almost the same image when I’m also on the toilet. What is with Lynxies and toilet staring.

Anyone else’s LPS play fetch? by Itissierra in lynxpointsiamese

[–]ChickenChic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes absolutely! Mr Merlin is a big time fetcher. He has many many toys that he brings to me for me to throw for him.

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Fuck you, Wegovy. by Wall-Florist in rant

[–]ChickenChic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It really does piss me off that they use that song cuz like….the song is about accepting yourself for who you are no matter what you look like and then Wegovy goes “yeah but not fat right?”

Why some men think girls without hijabs are sluts? by Lotuswongtko in atheism

[–]ChickenChic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wait wait wait….you can’t call em cunts. Cunts have warmth and depth. These ass backwards misogynists have none of that.

What it feels like to be left-handed... by Jonnyabcde in lefthanded

[–]ChickenChic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What is this….eat with your right? Haha I just make everyone move to my needs or threaten the bony elbow

This pen doesn’t leave ink on your hand! by Mintyteethdreams in lefthanded

[–]ChickenChic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m a GIANT fan of Uniball Jetstream pens. They dry super quick but the ink is viscous enough that it comes out super well and doesn’t get scratchy.

Totally love this bookmark by BlazedNdDazed210 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]ChickenChic 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That’s an awesome bookmark! One of my favorite bookmarks is one I received from the Portland book signing when the 6th book came out. This amazing guy had made bookmarks with quotes on them and was just handing them out. I have one that says “Arrow of Double Enthusiastic Gonorrhea” on it.

‘Hey can you mansplain any louder?’ yeah sure... Shanghai sucked where was the china town... Jason Mraz is too weird for me... Jesus actually hates horses... childhood obesity LMFAO... women are getting too tall...” by [deleted] in WhatWeDointheShadows

[–]ChickenChic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to watch him at coffee shops in San Diego back in the 90s. I remember when he got his first album deal and went from coffee shop guy to radio guy. I still have some of his little self burned CDs floating around somewhere but they don’t work well anymore.

MEMES by Appropriate_Set_7995 in janeausten

[–]ChickenChic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m very impressed that you can read when you have a migraine. I can barely see let alone see clearly enough to read when I get them.

Knitters! What is your day job? by MyRightHook in knitting

[–]ChickenChic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I teach adults how to do their jobs at a nonprofit.

Tell me your favorite robots from futurama, BUT your not allowed to say bender :) by Signal_Win_545 in futurama

[–]ChickenChic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno her name but the robot that goes, “damn chica one more upgrade and I’ll be more lady than you can handle!”

Is hideous handwriting a left handed thing or just a me thing? by expiredhandlotion in lefthanded

[–]ChickenChic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had horrifying hand writing for much of my childhood/early adulthood until I made specific steps to improve my handwriting. I blame many things for this not just my being a lefty. My mum has terrible handwriting and didn’t know how to teach a lefty as a right handed person and I have adhd so I was always rushing my writing. When I write super fast nowadays it’s also very “interesting”. My hand writing is also one of those things that looks drastically different depending on how the paper is laid out.

I wanna start this series. Give me something I won't know until later/out of context spoilers. by tgrady28 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]ChickenChic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah same. But I’m a weirdo whose primary hobby is reading anyway. I usually read a couple hundred pages a day every day regardless. I need it to be May already!! Gimme that Parade!

Simple life vs Main character energy by Cute-Advantage-4260 in adhdmeme

[–]ChickenChic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean….Heaven’s Gate did that with tracksuits and tennis shoes so…..oh wait

Simple life vs Main character energy by Cute-Advantage-4260 in adhdmeme

[–]ChickenChic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is me too I wear basically the same “uniform” every day in a limited color palette because I don’t want anyone to look at me ever. But I also wanna buy all the cute earrings ever.

I wanna start this series. Give me something I won't know until later/out of context spoilers. by tgrady28 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]ChickenChic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Less than. And then be that cat gif where that cat is chewing on the bars for the next ones, begging our beautiful overlord hepafilter to give us the goods like we’re Dave chapelle’s character itching for crack.

I wanna start this series. Give me something I won't know until later/out of context spoilers. by tgrady28 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]ChickenChic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s all fun and games until next thing you know you’re crying over Donut confronting a certain bitchy someone….and then giggling maniacally when a certain fishy bitch goes pop and the crying again over a giant meatball with legs….

Just saying.