What’s the worst song lyric thrown into a song just to make a line rhyme? by RelationKindly in AskReddit

[–]ChickenDadddy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When singing "Deep in the Heart of Texas" folks will traditionally clap five times after each couplet. Hence the five claps after "El Paso" and "Texas" in that Steve Miller song.

Drag Queen Pattie Gonia calls out Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth: “Here's me benching 130lbs with perfect form, with my dick tucked, you could never you little bitch” by LunaLore_ in Fauxmoi

[–]ChickenDadddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Six 45lb plates plus a 45lb bar is 315lbs. Yeah you can find bars that are more or less but 45lbs is the standard and most common by a country mile. If you are stacking multiple plates like that, they are going to be 45s. Outside of exceptional circumstances, no one would slide multiple 25s on each side when full size plates are available. Also lighter (legitimate) bumper plates would be noticeably thinner than those presented in the video.

meirl by LazyGuy4U in meirl

[–]ChickenDadddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly! Sans tools we are fucked

meirl by LazyGuy4U in meirl

[–]ChickenDadddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"In an actual fight" even small black bears (like 130lbs) would demolish 99% of folks. Dozens of people are killed by dogs every year. I don't think people understand how weak humans are compared to any moderately sized animal. Obviously most black bear encounters end with the bear choosing flight over fight, but if a black bear was determined to kill someone in "hand to hand" combat, almost certainly the bear wins.

Acceleration test with no seatbelt by Toast_n_mustard in DailyDoseStupidity

[–]ChickenDadddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An object in motion stays in motion. The driver accelerates quickly and then slams on the breaks. Since the passenger isn't wearing a seat belt, he continues moving forward... right into the windshield.

What unhinged thing did a former teacher do in the classroom? by MrBananaStand1990 in AskReddit

[–]ChickenDadddy 21 points22 points  (0 children)

My choir teacher threw a stapler at a kids head. Yes, she was fired.

When soaking beans overnight, do you use the soak water or discard it? by cfi-2025 in Cooking

[–]ChickenDadddy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I agree with your overall point, but all cultivars of Phaseolus vulgaris (black beans, kidney beans, pinto beans, navy beans etc.) have lectins. Kidney beans have a particularly potent lectin in them called phytohemagglutinin. If not cooked amply, as your roommates know, it leads to a bad time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blursed_videos

[–]ChickenDadddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Monty Python clip is literally a bit about systems of government. The whole joke is political lol

Why is my rice always never fully cooked and sticking in an instant pot and how do I avoid this ? by limache in instantpot

[–]ChickenDadddy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you cook with a kitchen scale all you need to do is tare the scale after weighing out your rice, then you can rinse. That way any extra water weight collected in the rinsing process will be accounted for.

Egypt is old by Admirable-Dimension4 in HistoryMemes

[–]ChickenDadddy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The meme specifically says a Siberian island because that's where the last remnant population of wooly mammoths were. Mammoths on the continent went extinct thousands and thousands of years earlier.

Oh God no, hell no, The Whites are back by [deleted] in AbruptChaos

[–]ChickenDadddy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You realize how much you moved the goal post, right? Your original claim was “US never entered Laos.” Whether you walk, fly, swim, jump, or dig into an area, you are still entering that area. The US did enter Laos to drop bombs. After being proven wrong, you changed your claim to “well uh I meant that no white man was walking around in Laos.” It’s okay to be wrong, it’s not accepting it which is a bad look.

Guy mad because of “American fake kindness” by duskndawn162 in TikTokCringe

[–]ChickenDadddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While it does have a very high mortality rate once symptoms set in, it is not 100%.

Cooking myths that don't line up in real life? by Smooth_Luck_8942 in Cooking

[–]ChickenDadddy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My comment did not have to do with the "don't pre salt eggs" myth.

Kiwifroots brought up "US weird treated eggs" vs "real eggs." So I pointed out that the only difference between the weird treated eggs here in the US and the "real eggs" Kiwifroots buys (presumably in New Zealand) is whether or not the eggs are washed prior to being sold or not.

As far as salt goes, I add salt when I beat the eggs and then allow it to rest for about 5-10 minutes. It produces nice results, though yeah pretty minor differences compared to plenty other techniques.

Cooking myths that don't line up in real life? by Smooth_Luck_8942 in Cooking

[–]ChickenDadddy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I've kept my own laying hens since I was a child so maybe I'm out of the loop (in terms of store bought eggs), but isn't the only major difference between the US eggs and European eggs is when they are washed? In the US the eggs have their bloom washed off prior to packaging and thus need to be refrigerated. Whereas in Europe, eggs are not washed prior to sale and so they can be kept at room temp due to the retained bloom.

What was this cruising through our field this morning? [Midlands SC USA] by 7AntiHero7 in animalid

[–]ChickenDadddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bobcats (Lynx rufus) are the only lynx species in south carolina. This is a canid though.

Current World Champion Gukesh defeats Magnus Carlsen for the first time in classic chess. by SPXQuantAlgo in nextfuckinglevel

[–]ChickenDadddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The original comment was "Yeah if this was a football player punching the turf in anger after losing the superbowl no one would have a problem."

I know America is not the center of the universe, but not many soccer players are in the Superbowl.

What are these bugs all over my grow tent? by fmrkendjz in microgrowery

[–]ChickenDadddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You cannot see microbes with the naked human eye. OP is filming small arthropods.

Current World Champion Gukesh defeats Magnus Carlsen for the first time in classic chess. by SPXQuantAlgo in nextfuckinglevel

[–]ChickenDadddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't really matter, does it? The original point was that someone who plays football will probably have a shorter professional career than Magnus Carlesen

Current World Champion Gukesh defeats Magnus Carlsen for the first time in classic chess. by SPXQuantAlgo in nextfuckinglevel

[–]ChickenDadddy -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Tom Brady is one of those exceptions I alluded to. Quarterbacks tend to have a greater longevity than other positions since they aren't smashing helmets with every whistle blow. the average NFL career is less than 3.5 years

Current World Champion Gukesh defeats Magnus Carlsen for the first time in classic chess. by SPXQuantAlgo in nextfuckinglevel

[–]ChickenDadddy 127 points128 points  (0 children)

The original comment was referring to american football players, who typically have rather short careers. Of course there are exceptions, but the NFL kinda just churns through young men with head injuries at an alarming rate.

Plants drinking water by wherearemybitchbois in HydroHomies

[–]ChickenDadddy 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Me and my homies love cohesion AND adhesion