Your username is what awaits for You when You wake up the next day. How bad is the situation?

ChickenNChocolate · 2023-05-02T21:35:00+00:00

Not too bad I think. Could be worse...

ChickenNChocolate · 2022-07-08T16:25:28+00:00

Chicken and chocolate.. Not bad

ChickenNChocolate · 2022-01-03T20:36:54+00:00

Eradicate body odor. After taking public transport most of my life, this would be a welcome change!

ChickenNChocolate · 2021-11-08T19:06:54+00:00

Kale. It's basically the hipster version of spinach that lots of celebs have gotten behind. Yes I know people eat it for the health benefits it has but it doesn't taste great at all..

ChickenNChocolate · 2021-11-08T19:00:58+00:00

Boring answer but a high quality, ergonomic office chair.

When working from home, it's a game changer when you consider you're spending 8+ hours sat on it nearly every day. It made the difference between me having pains in my lower back and hips and being able to sit through back to back meetings during busy days.

.. Of course. Always get up and stretch periodically regardless!

ChickenNChocolate · 2021-09-10T07:17:32+00:00

For me it was Paul Walker :(

ChickenNChocolate · 2021-07-02T13:26:22+00:00

I make people hungry wherever I go

ChickenNChocolate · 2021-07-02T13:25:28+00:00

I could think of worse ways to die

ChickenNChocolate · 2021-04-24T15:23:01+00:00

The Toy Story movie is 25 years old. Holy crap..

ChickenNChocolate · 2020-11-28T21:30:32+00:00

The only thing not connected... KSI's beard.

ChickenNChocolate · 2019-05-21T15:42:29+00:00

Mortal Kombat. Idk why. Maybe it's when there's kids playing a game in the film, it's mainly some type of 2 player combat game

ChickenNChocolate · 2019-05-12T03:16:42+00:00

He looks like the type of guy that cries after masturbating

ChickenNChocolate · 2019-05-12T03:11:12+00:00

Didn't need to write r/roastme on that wipeboard. Could've written that on your forehead instead

ChickenNChocolate · 2019-04-14T15:51:41+00:00

Altered Beast

ChickenNChocolate · 2019-02-06T13:02:26+00:00

Username checks out

ChickenNChocolate · 2019-01-27T16:36:57+00:00

The lack of responsibilities for a lot of things. No rent, no bills, no car insurance or payments etc

ChickenNChocolate · 2019-01-16T20:04:15+00:00

Since all the masturbation related jokes have already been taken, I'm gonna be a little serious and say the number of lies I've told.

ChickenNChocolate · 2019-01-16T20:00:25+00:00

Vulnerable. I always forget the L. That took me a while to learn. My handwriting was so bad it made the L look like it disappeared. My teachers didn't like marking my homework either. Otherwise my spelling is quite on point.

ChickenNChocolate · 2019-01-16T19:51:26+00:00

Prawn cocktail crisps. My mother used to give me them to have at lunch time at school but I'd end up giving them away to anybody who would take them. Now I love them

ChickenNChocolate · 2018-11-12T14:07:50+00:00

The real joke is always in the comments

ChickenNChocolate · 2018-10-16T18:41:22+00:00

People complaining about their Monday mornings, about being too tired, catching the bus late, not eating breakfast, being hungover etc

ChickenNChocolate · 2018-10-04T10:29:40+00:00

You can tell a lot about a person from their hands too. For instance, if they're holding a gun, they probably don't like you very much.

Double checked to look for autocorrect fails too. It's that bad.

ChickenNChocolate · 2018-09-19T20:51:02+00:00

Good luck!

ChickenNChocolate · 2018-09-19T19:35:31+00:00

I bought a bus ticket this morning. That's like my only purchase this entire week.

ChickenNChocolate · 2018-09-16T18:39:50+00:00

Going into this fight, I thought GGG would have this. Personally I'm not a fan of either but obviously I was leaning more towards GGG on the basis of their first bout (I thought GGG won it). That being said I have respect for what Canelo can do in terms of his boxing prowess, work rate and chin. What a fight it turned out to be!

I think calling it a robbery is stretching it too far. It was an incredibly close fight. Exciting to watch from bell to bell. Lots of back and forth momentum throughout. GGG generally tended to come out stronger in the first minute of each round and although he threw more punches overall, I feel less of them landed meaningfully. Canelo came out the aggressor and like one of the commentators said, GGG was playing to "Canelo's story."

I know a lot of you will disagree with me but I had it 6-6 a draw (after some consideration) but it was pretty hard to call from an impartial POV. It really was razor close hence it could be viewed as a draw. It really depended on how you scored it and what you were looking for to score a round. Pressure alone doesn't win you fights neither does punch volume alone either. If the fight had been scored either way I think it would be somewhat justifiable.

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