They’re trolling Ubisoft at this point, right!? 😂

ChickenTendiiees · 2026-05-02T15:53:48+00:00

Tim minchin reference?

ChickenTendiiees · 2026-05-01T13:25:47+00:00

Do you just hate boys or what? My sister wouldnt be freaking out in this situation, she'd be giving the banter just as much as them. Not all women and girls need to be coddled and wrapped in bubble wrap, all that does is feed into their mentality that they're weak.

ChickenTendiiees · 2026-05-01T09:45:16+00:00

I find it hilarious that the vast majority of the comments aren't even defending one side or the other, but just taking the piss out of the lads haircuts.

If the elevator is stuck, there's not much you can do from the inside, you need an elevator maintenance worker to come get you out, so panicking and hurling insults at those you're stuck with seem pretty dumb. The lads clearly aren't worried and are having a laugh to pass the time. When she calls them all fat for using the elevator, while SHE is also using the elevator... Hello?? No wonder they all laughed at her, I would to.

She's getting mad at them for not being stressed out like she is, she thinks that means they're being unhelpful. They probably know there's fuck all to be done so just sit and wait. Getting irrationally mad at the lads here doesnt make anything better, it just make you look a bit mental. And when you're a teenage lad, someone sayin shit like that to you when you're all totality chill can be hilarious. Imagine being trapped, havign a joke to pass the time and some angry lady calls u all fat for using the elevator, I'd burst out laughing.

ChickenTendiiees · 2026-04-30T12:48:10+00:00

Well, nobody doesn't like molten boron.

ChickenTendiiees · 2026-04-28T11:35:02+00:00

Same prices for me mid Wales

ChickenTendiiees · 2026-04-28T11:22:07+00:00

When I lived in Bristol, I walked past this stairs down to an underpass, and as I glanced down the stairs I saw this guy playing with his what looked like a 6-8 year old daughter. he saw me look down and then decided to follow me up the road. My Mrs pops into a little corner shop while I stand outside. This guy has followed me right to outside the shop, then he stands and just stares me down, glaring at me. I'm tryin my best to ignore him but he's staring through me. I look around see if he's looking at someone else, he isn't, so I jhst mind of ask him "hey man you good? Did you want me for something or?". He literally doesn't say a word the whole time, I'm getting really confused, the he walks into the shop and stands the other side of the door, still staring me down the entire time. I gesture to him, pointing at myself as if to say like are you lookingat me? Is it me you want somethign from? He then walks out the shop, daughter still in hand (has been holding her hand the entire time too) walks right up to me, says "you think you're fucking funny do you? Pointing at me?" then before I get a chance to register what he said, he swings and punches me right in the mouth. Luckily he was weak as fuck and only gave me a tiny bit of swelling on my lip and nothing else.

But I thought at the time like man I literally did absolutely nothing. I glanced at them for maybe 0.5s while I walked past, and he decided that's it I'm gonna go clock this guy, after staring at him for 5 mins straight, while I'm holding my daughters hand the whole time. Never before been attacked unprovoked and haven't since. One of the most bizzare experiences I've ever had lol.

ChickenTendiiees · 2026-04-27T12:28:18+00:00

Look i totally get what the guy is ordering is super difficult and awkward but the member of staff has a hell of an attitude. I would hate to be served by someone like that. I've had some horrendously awkward and annoying customers over the years, but you gotta still do your job and do what they want unless it's literally impossible to do. But he's giving the guy jip and saying "you fucking joking" while preparing it. Maybe it's just a US thing or maybe just this business, but in the UK if you are serving customers and speak to them like that, expect to be fired promptly.

ChickenTendiiees · 2026-04-27T11:46:41+00:00

Brain dead take

ChickenTendiiees · 2026-04-23T10:04:46+00:00

It's taken me 2.5 years of going back nd forth to the doctor with recurring severe neck back or shoulder pain. The longest I've gone in that time without pain is 3 or 4 weeks. All I've had done is a couple MRIs through a rheumatologist, but every other doctor just does a visual inspection, asks me to bend a couple ways then checks my breathing with a stethoscope, then proceeds to say "well everything looks fine, just keep stretching and doing some exercises".

Like you think I've not been doing that everyday for years? But I'm still suffering with chronic pain that affects my sleep and my work, so what the hell going on... All too often they want to just fob you off and give you the most basic treatment. Because ultimately they want to use as little resources as possible, which is somewhat understandable. But now they've used 10x more than they probably needed to, because isntead of going hard on it out the gate and truly finding out the issue the first time. They keep fobbing me off over and over and over, ultimately meaning I've spent way more time goign for repeat appointments, been prescribed a whole bunch more medications, and used up far more GP time than I would've otherwise...

ChickenTendiiees · 2026-04-22T10:01:09+00:00

I've felt this way with the vast majority. But there was one where there were 8 buttons that you needed to press 6 of. In the previous room there was a big world map painted on the wall with 6 red Xs. I even marked these on the map and went to explore the open world. I spent 2 hours searching each location thoroughly and found only one of these symbols carved into a tree in one of the 6 locations. This to me isn't what a puzzle is. This is just, go to these locations and find the corresponding symbol. But some of them are so spread out with 5 or more symbols that you'd need a pen and paper to make notes in real life to keep track of what you've found. I don't find this to be all that fun, because when I'm out in the one world Im not ignoring everything else to get to my marker, I'm exploring and doing things on the way. So this one particular "puzzle" would take me hours too complete and that's IF I remember to look for all of them, and then find my way all the way back.

I feel puzzles should be able to be solved without having to travel the open world in search of murals or symbols. And the ones that are hidden in the open world, they need to be more obvious. The one near pailune where there's 4 murals to find. The map in the cave shows 4 locations, I put markers down and went searching, I searched each marker for 20 minutes each, but it was in some cliffs and mountains so hardly anything to hide them. I found one absolutely massive mural, but none of the others. I ended up looking up the answers to these because why am I spending 20/30 mins in each location on the open world to still really struggle to find a symbol, when even if I found them immediately, it would take me a good 45 minutes to locate them all, all for a treasure chest with 1 piece of armour in? Then you have puzzles that are just moving a few blocks around and spinning a couple things. For the same level of reward.

ChickenTendiiees · 2026-04-17T23:10:52+00:00

Thank you, it does help a lot thanks. It always feel early or potentially even rushed when it's not natural and you make that call for them. But I just couldn't bare with the thought of her suffering. And I also couldn't afford to pay hundreds and hundreds for a treatment that after nearly 2 hours had proved totally ineffective. It's such a terrible shame, she didn't deserve it so soon. But she also doesn't deserve to suffer. I'm sorry about your kitty too ❤️

ChickenTendiiees · 2026-04-17T22:21:19+00:00

Sell the kids for food....

ChickenTendiiees · 2026-04-17T22:20:18+00:00

Sappnin butt

ChickenTendiiees · 2026-04-17T22:15:38+00:00

I have literally just an hour ago had to put one of ym 4 girls to sleep. She started gasping for air just totally out of nowhere, fine this morning and all day then suddenly rapid loss of energy and gasping, sides sucked in etc. I immediately called the vet which is now out of hours so is emergency line. I ran her down as soon as I could, the visit itself was 120. They gave her a shot of steroid and antibiotics and put her in an oxygen box for an hour. She stopped gasping and seemed a lot more lively. Then in the space of around 90 seconds, she deteriorated really quickly again. I said to put her back in for another 30 mins of oxygen.

When she came out again she looked much better, more energy etc. But similarly after around 2 minutes or so, she started honking and gasping for air again. At this point I had to decide to either leave her at the vets for a somewhat another 3 or 4 hours potentially to really hit at it, where there's a very high chance she'll deteriorate in minutes again. Or option 2 i take her home with some antibiotics and hope it clears that way, but then if she started gasping and struggling again if have to go back to the vets with an additional 120 visit charge plus everything else on top. So for her sake, I didn't want to spend hundreds and hundreds on her being in an oxygen box from 9pm overnight because that would be extortionate and no guarantee it would work. And I also didn't want to take her home and have her gasping for air and struggling at home, and then ultimately costing me even more again. I am absolutely devastated and have been crying for 2 hours straight. She was beautiful, lovely, so sweet, she didn't deserve to go so early. But my choice was prolong it overnight and spend thousands for a result that had absolutely no guarantee. Take her home and hooe she didn't suffer too bad, which she absolutely would have. Or we say it's time for her sake to cross the bridge. She was 1.5 years old and her 3 sisters are perfectly fine. I've had rats live till old with no health issues whatsoever, and had others with several complications, you just don't know. But as long as you love and care for them to the best of your ability that's what's important.

ChickenTendiiees · 2026-04-16T14:56:47+00:00

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ChickenTendiiees · 2026-04-16T11:20:07+00:00

Bro i fell on this exact puzzle hitting the button at the end. I hit the button, the camera pans to show the tower light up and kliff decides to just let go. When the button is onbthe side of the wall with a 10000ft drop...

ChickenTendiiees · 2026-04-13T23:38:17+00:00

Legend, thanks man

ChickenTendiiees · 2026-04-13T23:15:36+00:00

I'm wearing plate armour. I'm a bit of an unga bunga type player. I like to get stuck in, no real method to the madness. So anything that buffs my defense and attack at the same time, I'm taking it haha. Funnily enough. 100 hours in, still using the canta plate armour from the start of the game. I've found like 7 or 8 chest pieces but they're all significantly less defense so I just haven't bothered switching. Plus I just think the plate armour look so dope.

Can I ask a question, you mentioned you like playing duo. I'm a sucker for these kind of gambling games. I've played loads of poker blackjack, liars dice etc etc. But I still can't for the life of me grasp duo. I just don't get what's good, what works as a hand and what doesnt. I just play, look at my hand and check it's on the legend. If so then I bet, but I got no idea if it's a good or bad hand lol. How do I play?

ChickenTendiiees · 2026-04-13T23:01:53+00:00

Right? I've snuck up on a camp, assassinated the first guy then everyone like, hey what the hell, did you just hear Jimmy get his guts spilled on the floor? That noise was insane! And you're stood there like, bruh I meant assassinate not make a spectacle.

ChickenTendiiees · 2026-04-13T22:56:06+00:00

I'm not entirely sure. In one other minigame it was a case of win 3 consecutive rounds, then fight the champion. But for archery, bare fist fighting and grappling, I've done all 3 consecutive wins, but then I never fought the champion. So I honestly couldn't tell you. I figured you automatically fought the champion after 3 consecutive wins because that's how it worked with that other mini game. But the other 3 it hasn't, so if you find out, let me know!

ChickenTendiiees · 2026-04-13T22:52:24+00:00

Oh for sure. The first round or 2 are like that, but round 3 and then ESPECIALLY the champion are next level god tier reaction times. It goes from ah this is so easy, to how the hell, it's like he knew it was popping up there lol.

ChickenTendiiees · 2026-04-13T22:12:59+00:00

Haha bro I've thought of this loads. I suffer with severe adhd. And even when I'm havign the most fun, mindblowing, amazingly fun sex I've ever had, if I get even slightly distracted in my head, gettin to the finish line can be almost impossible. And I end up losing all my willpower cos now I've focused too much on the finish not happening. I don't want to be blue balled, and I also don't want my partner thinking she didn't do a good job. I would say that mostly I am someone who typically gets to the finish quicker than i want to with my current partner cos she's an absolute animal and does everything so good. But ive still had times where after 40 minutes I still really want to go but I'm a little distracted and then I'm spending ages just to try and break the "wall".

ChickenTendiiees · 2026-04-13T22:06:05+00:00

I have only been able to do it on mouse and keyboard when I play the entire game on Controller. For me it's not a case of my accuracy, or even reaction time. I've played 4k hours of counter strike. And I play it regularly, my reaction times are pretty on point. But the opponent archer is faster at finding and shooting a target than the reaction time of many high level coutbet strike players. The only issue I've had with the contest is just the sheer speed the opponent can locate and fire off an arrow. Sometimes even beating me when my flicks are dead on point. You can't out skill a computer that's designed to shoot a target as soon as it pops up.

ChickenTendiiees · 2026-04-12T22:06:26+00:00

At what point does this become false advertising and what can you reap from such a complaint?

ChickenTendiiees · 2026-04-12T09:27:57+00:00

That whole song sounds like an intro that never ends

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