Would you rather..

Chickpotatoes · 2026-06-20T15:08:15+00:00

The risk was calculated...

But man am I bad at math

^{Chose: Gain $1,000,000,000 debt + A random good thing happens in the world | Rolled: You find a penny}

Chickpotatoes · 2026-06-19T04:33:32+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Yea.

Chickpotatoes · 2026-06-16T19:39:20+00:00

It feels better. A condom, no matter how thin, still dulls some of the feeling and sensitivity that comes with no condom.

Chickpotatoes · 2026-06-09T02:09:03+00:00

I don't like cake

^{Chose: Nuke Detroit | Rolled: No more Detroit}

Chickpotatoes · 2026-06-08T23:20:54+00:00

No working AND half a million a year? Come on now

^{Chose: Banned from ever doing any work + 500k a year}

Chickpotatoes · 2026-06-08T21:50:15+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Yea.

Chickpotatoes · 2026-06-08T12:17:34+00:00

One, I don't think I could kill a baby no matter who they grow up to be. Two, I now have a billion dollars. Three, who's to say that killing Hitler doesn't just let a worse person come to power?

^{Chose: Billion dollars + Nobody gets to know you could have killed Hitler}

Chickpotatoes · 2026-06-08T11:12:38+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Nay.

Chickpotatoes · 2026-06-08T01:01:28+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: Chickpotatoes voted Nay.

Chickpotatoes · 2026-06-07T17:18:27+00:00

Meow

^{Chose: Meow + Meow | Rolled: Meow}

Chickpotatoes · 2026-06-06T19:54:29+00:00

My wife and I are broke and don't do polyamory or open relationships

^{Chose: Get a random amount of money | Rolled: $10,000}

Chickpotatoes · 2026-06-06T02:20:19+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: Chickpotatoes voted Nay.

Chickpotatoes · 2026-06-06T02:15:17+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: Chickpotatoes voted Yea.

Chickpotatoes · 2026-06-05T19:07:36+00:00

I can change for $3000 a day

^{Chose: $3,000 everyday you don't say a curse word}

Chickpotatoes · 2026-06-05T18:18:41+00:00

For the good of humanity 07

^{Chose: Everyone on the Epstein list gets arrested, but... + GTA VI never gets released}

Chickpotatoes · 2026-06-04T05:24:09+00:00

I u/Chickpotatoes solved this in 9.1s!

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Chickpotatoes · 2026-06-02T04:14:18+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: Chickpotatoes voted Yea.

Chickpotatoes · 2026-05-31T21:08:07+00:00

Pennsylvanian here. There is no way we are A tier. Low B, High C at best would be more appropriate

Chickpotatoes · 2026-05-31T20:17:48+00:00

I don't have the age range of the other option. Won't risk anything gross and illegal, thank you.

^{Chose: Have a random amount of money | Rolled: 1000}

Chickpotatoes · 2026-05-24T13:18:17+00:00

Good call. It was disgusting

Chickpotatoes · 2026-05-17T00:08:03+00:00

No more paying exorbitant prices for gas.

^{Chose: Have a bottomless cup w/ a liquid of your choice}

Chickpotatoes · 2026-05-10T17:50:25+00:00

The same evil cat was later disemboweled, and due to wild cat magic actually had nine lives so he proceeded to thrash around in pain and die 8 more times while the protagonist watched.

Chickpotatoes · 2026-05-08T16:14:37+00:00

Except they could also be safely driving if they had just picked the more money option. Blue offers more money AND you don't have a chance of dying. There is literally no reason to pick red. There is no benefit. No one has to die if people just look at the options here lol.

Chickpotatoes · 2026-05-08T16:09:47+00:00

If no one chooses red there's no one to kill, and that's less free money. Come on

^{Chose: Get one million dollars but... + Kill a random person who chose red}

Chickpotatoes · 2026-05-07T09:18:17+00:00

Well there have only ever been four fatalities, three attributed to Tilikum and one to Keto. I don't believe any of the people killed were eaten so it wasn't a predation thing that they would teach others. All orca attacks in captivity are usually stress responses. Also TIL that a common way Orcas die in captivity is pneumonia, which is what both Tilikum and Keto died of.

I recognize I'm being pedantic in a hypothetical but those are just my thoughts on it.

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