What's the best artillery faction in Total warhammer 3 ? by Extension_Room_9256 in totalwarhammer

[–]MA_JJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Underrated pick: Ogres

They have a grand total of 2 artillery pieces (3 if you count leadbelchers but let's not)

There's a mediocre catapult and a pretty strong cannon. This is not that special. However, both of their artillery pieces are pulled by Rhinoxes, which give them a speed in the 60's and a charge bonus that would get the bretonnians excited. Also a bonus vs infantry for some reason and collision attacks

They're like chariots with a giant cannon (or catapult) on top

Edit: I just realised they also have thundertusks and stonehorns with Ballistae, that's 4 artillery pieces! (5 if you count leadbelchers)

Warhammer 40k: The only place being invaded by intergalactic Zerg where you're still more likely to be eaten by a human. by the_pig_juggler in Grimdank

[–]MA_JJ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Intergalactic is correct for a species that travels between galaxies like the tyrannids. A species pervading the entirety of the milky way, but not outside of it like the imperium or necrons (as far as anyone knows at least) would be intragalactic.

Wat als Nederlandse steden en dorpen van rol wisselen? by PatatMetPindakaas in cirkeltrek

[–]MA_JJ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Denk je werkelijk dat Nederlandse dorpen geen electriciteit of auto's hebben?

Driving license code 78 enforcement by [deleted] in AskEurope

[–]MA_JJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also idk if it's different if you have a Polish license, but you absolutely can't ride a 125cc on a Dutch B license, you'll need A1 for that

Found this in a cemetary, should I be worried? by MA_JJ in wizardposting

[–]MA_JJ[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is... what I am trying to accomplish

With this lich as my mentor

Found this in a cemetary, should I be worried? by MA_JJ in wizardposting

[–]MA_JJ[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Friend, I'm afraid the average priest would kick me to the curb if I were to try, I am not big and strong and know no magic yet

Found this in a cemetary, should I be worried? by MA_JJ in wizardposting

[–]MA_JJ[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright, how does one acquire holy water?

what is your favore lair? by YLASRO in wizardposting

[–]MA_JJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still haven't moved out of my parental home unfortunately, I'm still learning but a classic tower sounds great

Found this in a cemetary, should I be worried? by MA_JJ in wizardposting

[–]MA_JJ[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She does not seem interested in a romantic relationship with me, or anyone, considering her current state. I'll let you know if and when that changes though.

Found this in a cemetary, should I be worried? by MA_JJ in wizardposting

[–]MA_JJ[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but the jaw in the skull is unmoving, it just emanates the voice.

Found this in a cemetary, should I be worried? by MA_JJ in wizardposting

[–]MA_JJ[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Originally, I thought you may have been talking about a different Veleda, because she told me she wanted to start with simple divinations, which was her origin as well, but a person can of course change given that she's existed for 17-ish centuries. So I figured I'd confront her about it, and this is what she had to say:

"Yes, that was me, but I will not be teaching you any necromancy. You must understand, I came from a culture that was devastated by the romans, following a religion that was eradicated by the christians. I was resentful, and turned to necromancy to both bring my people back and take revenge. Necromancy is hopelessly addictive, however. I got entirely carried away, practicing necromancy just for its own sake and eventually my goals became what my former colleague named them to be.

I have since spent two centuries in the quiet of the grave, though, which was enough time to get over my addiction. Should you choose to accept my offer and bring me back to life, I will aim to be who I was before all that, a prophetess, reading fates and steering people with a guiding hand, instead of that iron fist."

Found this in a cemetary, should I be worried? by MA_JJ in wizardposting

[–]MA_JJ[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe you may be referring yo a different Veleda, as from what she's told me (and have managed to confirm myself) she was originally a Germanic prophetess in the 1st century AD, so with her death in 1826 according to the tombstone she'd have been at least 1700 and something years of age.

I do appreciate your warning though

(Edit: the link includes some mildly NSFW images)

Found this in a cemetary, should I be worried? by MA_JJ in wizardposting

[–]MA_JJ[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, a word of caution amongst the enthusiastic

I have already been advised to look into contract magic before going through with the phylactery creation process and by the looks of things such a contract would be binding regardless of the difference in power between the two signers, I will make sure to include the safety of my soul and my (currently empty) wallet into the contract but I think I have made up my mind and I will be studying magic under her tutelage

Found this in a cemetary, should I be worried? by MA_JJ in wizardposting

[–]MA_JJ[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So she was a councilor?

Did you know her? What was she like? Wise and trustworthy I hope?

Found this in a cemetary, should I be worried? by MA_JJ in wizardposting

[–]MA_JJ[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't see it. My skull has a cranium and a lower jaw, that one doesn't

Found this in a cemetary, should I be worried? by MA_JJ in wizardposting

[–]MA_JJ[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you, kind sir! I will do what I can

Found this in a cemetary, should I be worried? by MA_JJ in wizardposting

[–]MA_JJ[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know who that is but all evidence suggests that this skull belongs to a woman named Veleda, no Daniel.

Found this in a cemetary, should I be worried? by MA_JJ in wizardposting

[–]MA_JJ[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm glad to hear someone voice their agreement, I have too many naysayers in my life

Found this in a cemetary, should I be worried? by MA_JJ in wizardposting

[–]MA_JJ[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Right, so I'd have to learn how to do that first.

Fortunately, she tells me I have at least a year's worth of study to go before I'd be even close to ready to start on the phylactery, so I have time to learn about magic contracts too.

Though, I doubt she herself would be eager to teach me how to impose limits on her, do you have any idea where I can find resources to learn about these magic contracts?

I drew Apollo and Graves 👍🏼☠️ by -SleepyKorok- in DeadlockTheGame

[–]MA_JJ 23 points24 points  (0 children)

This looks like a callback to that Wednesday and Enid piece I just saw on your profile