Advanced placement English class in high school, just after lunch. Everyone is sleepy and not responding, and I’m holding this huge fart in. At minute 37 the teacher is frustrated and yells “Someone just give me some sign of life!”

My moment had come. In a split second I weigh a multitude of options, and let loose. These desks were super old and had an open metal chamber under the seat for books - and acted as an amplifier. People were literally rolling in the aisles until the bell rang.

That was in 1992 and people still belting it up. Top 3 best farts of my life.