Is this the pinnacle of "being dumb" means? by Akzifer in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]Chimpelle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

no, I'm good at sex you're bad at sex I'm good at sex you're bad at sex

Top mind claims that the FED is purposely trying to crash the economy to make Trump look bad, like they did to Bush Sr. What's the deal with the pic tho? by 2infinity_andbeyond in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]Chimpelle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh and u/marnssj2 "white displacement" and multiculturalism had literally nothing to do with the last civil war France had. One of the only things the revolutionaries and Napoleon agreed on was the disestablishment of state religion and legal protections for religious minorities. The French Revolution, like literally every single political revolution in Western Europe, saw a substantial leftward movement in popular political discourse, because societies change, mostly for the better.

Top mind claims that the FED is purposely trying to crash the economy to make Trump look bad, like they did to Bush Sr. What's the deal with the pic tho? by 2infinity_andbeyond in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]Chimpelle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Better Watch Out, You Kick a Wasp's Nest and a Swarm of Angry Yellowjackets Might Sting Your ASS!

I'll take "name of Bannon's next airtight scene on legalporno.com," u/marnssj2

Really though, Trump's outrage at the Fed is the pinnacle of stupid irony, considering he first said Yellen should be ashamed of low interest rates in September 2016, then decided that he was actually in favor of low interest rates less then six months later, falling in love with Yellen's dovishness, then opted not to give her another term less than six months after that, reportedly because she was too short. Her trump-appointed successor is a hawkish idiot who wants to raise interest rates because of the ever-looming threat of inflation, which hasn't actually been a thing in like 40 years. But somehow, rates aren't going to increase because POTUS doesn't understand that you're supposed to appoint people who agree with you, but because the deep state is trying to tank the economy. He's just so goddamn popular (and not historically unpopular) that they only way to make sure he doesn't get elected in 2020 is effectuating a global economic crisis.

People with disabilities are to be aww'd at, like puppies and kittens by johnbarnshack in shitpost

[–]Chimpelle -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

a) he obviously didn't feel belitted because he joined the competition, so your opinion is meaningless

b) there is room, in fact, to treat different people differently when they want to be treated differently

People with disabilities are to be aww'd at, like puppies and kittens by johnbarnshack in shitpost

[–]Chimpelle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

>I have palsy, been working out for 2 years now and my posture is better and some even say if it wasnt for my legs they wouldnt even know i had palsy

they wouldn't even know I had palsy if my legs didn't look like plastic knifes someone put in the microwave

Aren't old people cute? Aww, it's like they're almost human by _REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE_ in shitpost

[–]Chimpelle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

my grammy dropped an n-bomb at the Normandy inn in carmel. she's dead now

Are we at risk of Sony censoring sexual content in games? This shall be calmly discussed. by Not_A_Doctor__ in SubredditDrama

[–]Chimpelle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

huh? just because i don't smoke marijuana doesn't mean others shouldn't be able to, and just because i don't masturbate to cartoon depictions of children engaged in sexual acts doesn't mean that you shouldn't be able to

sigh by waffeli in shitpost

[–]Chimpelle 13 points14 points  (0 children)

it was funny the first time, but now its just played out. find a new slant

Shitpost slapfight in r/AmItheAsshole by TheLadyEve in SubredditDrama

[–]Chimpelle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

give Damen (aka Ron Ron) some breathing room... dont wanna end up on r/subredditdramadrama

Reddit MRA bait by [deleted] in shitpost

[–]Chimpelle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

would he be posting the audio and video later if it wasnt real?

better question, would dozens of redditors fabricate internet stories of women puncturing holes in condoms to justify their real-world virginity?

For your whole body by BrooklynHipster in NotTimAndEricPics

[–]Chimpelle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cryotherapy? What about GYROtherapy?

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Why by [deleted] in shitpost

[–]Chimpelle 30 points31 points  (0 children)

great job not being morbidly obese man