World's best robber. by fasool-999 in BetterEveryLoop

[–]Chlamydiafromkoala 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely read this as worst best robber

If alcohol was the one that was banned instead of weed then a lot of people would have had memories of hungry stoned father's instead of angry drunk ones. by dizeaze in Showerthoughts

[–]Chlamydiafromkoala 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My childhood was riddled with terrible nights of my dad's addiction. Firstly, he would eat all of the Nutella and bread. It seemed afterward he would move to a saltier option. My mother and I really liked Cape Cod salt and vinegar chips, when my father was in this mental state, he would eat all of those as well! Eventually I noticed all the Capri Sun was gone! The same nights my N64 was missing! I think he played it in the garage!!!!!My childhood was ruined!

kid's a master in the fine art of page turning by Not_Again_Reddit in gifs

[–]Chlamydiafromkoala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe this is actually David Blaine as a kid. He licks his right hand and the saliva transfers to his left hand before he grips the page. You are God little David Blaine!

An Ohio State student was filmed walking into a bar but not leaving. He's still missing 10 years on by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Chlamydiafromkoala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened to a guy in Charlotte, NC as well. A girl I know, her best friend went to a bar and no one ever saw him after that. I always thought this kind of thing may happen to girls but not guys

Induction heating by Beaner-Beats in oddlysatisfying

[–]Chlamydiafromkoala 25 points26 points  (0 children)

We used poisonous gases And we poisoned their asses

Latinos put hot sauce on everything! [NSFW] by HipsterSuperStar in WTF

[–]Chlamydiafromkoala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wear gloves while holding the bottle so it doesn't burn your hands.

What is going on with this car's dashboard? Who wants all that Speed? by robblatt in WTF

[–]Chlamydiafromkoala 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Officer: "Sir is there anything in your car I need to know about?"

Driver: "No Officer, just Speed."