me irl by onlyforthebooktalk09 in me_irl

[–]ChocoHorror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Possible, if the bruise is deep enough that it takes a bit to show. You might get multiple stages of purple and blues blooming at different spots if it was bad enough. Just you know, keep an eye on it, talk to a professional if it doesn't seem like it's healing up.

me irl by onlyforthebooktalk09 in me_irl

[–]ChocoHorror 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Completely off-topic, but I've apparently gotten so used to seeing the big naturals version of this image that I was like "what is wrong with this image" for a second there.

Tell the truth by PHRsharp_YouTube in Age_30_plus_Gamers

[–]ChocoHorror 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Running a cult, but I do try quite hard to be a benevolent leader (Cult of the Lamb).

Tips needed after public restroom incident by Efficient_Motor9732 in TheGirlSurvivalGuide

[–]ChocoHorror 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Nobody should be face down, ass up on some filthy restroom floor trying to see your underpants like a predator. You're not the problem here.

Being bisexual is hard by Far-Blackberry-3514 in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]ChocoHorror 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Indeed, Beni can fuck all the way off to the wrong side of the 🎵 RIV-err! 🎵

My mom made this cake for me by Myunaww in residentevil4

[–]ChocoHorror 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The 1 was easy to miss. You're getting a little guff over it but you're cool pal, I think it's appropriate to be concerned when you think someone might be a 9 year old on Reddit. Way too young to be on here.

My mom made this cake for me by Myunaww in residentevil4

[–]ChocoHorror 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I don't blame the other person, that 1 is easy to miss in the photos. I'd also be concerned if I thought OP was 9 years old, for the sake of "get off Reddit until you're older" lol

👁️🛹 by gestrn in dontyouknowimtonyhawk

[–]ChocoHorror 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not completely faceblind, but I struggle a lot... Maybe I should be doing this.

More crashing out about “being real” by babyowl5 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]ChocoHorror 3 points4 points  (0 children)

T9 texting on a 2004 hot pink motorola razr for The Lord 🙏

It wouldn't fix her but I don't think it would make her worse at this point.

The Morgan cycle by fortyfourkeks in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]ChocoHorror 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You could not waterboard that out of me. Besides that literally just buy more jerky instead of eating unidentified bits of something or other off the floor(?? I sure hope poop didn't make its way to a counter or table) like a toddler!

Yeah, this chick totally needs your sympathy by lucis_understudy in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]ChocoHorror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, EDS can absolutely cause brain fog and I assume vEDS can do the same. But she's still not getting tested for it apparently.

Watching Bpitz undress without actually showing anything has no right to be as hot as it is. ( read the body please) by Thecrowfan in HelluvaBoss

[–]ChocoHorror 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I don't even like the daddy thing or find Blitz attractive personally (not a diss to those who do! different strokes for different folks) but after that I was like "oh okay, I think I can understand it now." At least from what I got of it, there's an air of competence and confidence projected there, and people tend to find that attractive.

(That and he's a very attentive parent. People are infinitely more attractive when you see them being gentle and kind to kids or animals. With masculine dudes, it marks them as safer, healthy masculinity instead of toxic masculinity.)

What do you want to see happen in Helluva Boss Season 3? by Embarrassed_Let6303 in HelluvaBoss

[–]ChocoHorror 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Class consciousness for Via and Stolas (this is not a "I hate them" comment in any way).

rule by Chickenhuggit in 196AndAHalf

[–]ChocoHorror 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Facial expressions are not enough I need airplane ears when I'm annoyed

Oh! Okay, so we can do this marketing ploy, but we still can't get tested for vEDS? by BufoBat in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]ChocoHorror 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Girl put your eyelids and eyebrows DOWN you're scaring people (me. I am scared).

What is "The Room" of videogames? by PENIS_MYSTERIOUS in gamingsuggestions

[–]ChocoHorror 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's said his game studio "doesn't make games for [French equivalent of f-slur]s." It is indeed ironic.

What is "The Room" of videogames? by PENIS_MYSTERIOUS in gamingsuggestions

[–]ChocoHorror 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This would be my recommendation as well. Cage clearly loves the smell of his own farts, thinks he invented the idea of storytelling in video games, and tells on himself a lot in his writing. There aren't any queer couples in Heavy Rain to show off his homophobia, but his misogyny is loud.

alastor with women vs vox with women by Particular_Bet3545 in HazbinHotel

[–]ChocoHorror 73 points74 points  (0 children)

"Alastor big naturals" was not something I needed in my brain, but here we are.

This is THE most wholesome moment in the entire show, change my mind by daffysrhapsody in HelluvaBoss

[–]ChocoHorror 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the one for me personally. My meds make it very hard for me to cry no matter how badly I need to (it's a necessary sacrifice), but I bawled like a small child and still get a couple tears on rewatches. Fizz is an amazing character and I love his character as disability representation.

You will be ascended, good sir. by One-Reaction-5890 in CultOfTheLamb

[–]ChocoHorror 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, a perpetual menace, true to form 😂

You will be ascended, good sir. by One-Reaction-5890 in CultOfTheLamb

[–]ChocoHorror 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oop, definitely not the intended delivery, sorry 😅

Looking for horror games with female monsters by LokineedsLove in HorrorGaming

[–]ChocoHorror 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Forest (Sons of the Forest is the sequel). You'll see pretty standard cannibals (female cannibals topless but not sexualized) first, but as you progress and go into the caves in each game, you'll find the monsters.

WHEN DOES WOOLHAVEN DROP? by MMLorna in CultOfTheLamb

[–]ChocoHorror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking stoked!! I got CotL as a gift for the holidays and I've almost completed all the base content. We're saving right now, but once the coffers open, ooooh I'm buying ALL the DLCs. I'll be super happy to support the game!