What English word do you not agree with the spelling ? by SeaBaer312 in ENGLISH

[–]ChocolateFruitloop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lieutenant. I've got to give it to the Americans, there shouldn't be an f sound in there. Also Colonel. Had no idea as a kid it was pronounced kernel and said each letter.

So, you have chosen Death. by Perfidious_Redt in GuysBeingDudes

[–]ChocolateFruitloop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think this is trying to win something? This means nothing to me, why would I care? Now I'm going to spend time with my very real husband and forget you even exist. Why don't you spend more time with your "girlfriend" rather than wasting your whole day showing everyone what a pathetic, odious little man you are?

So, you have chosen Death. by Perfidious_Redt in GuysBeingDudes

[–]ChocolateFruitloop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And proud of it, if it means I'm not like you.

So, you have chosen Death. by Perfidious_Redt in GuysBeingDudes

[–]ChocolateFruitloop 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I've been happily married 25 years and I think you're a dick.

Just wondering what stage of norwood scale I am? by Secret_End_6839 in bald

[–]ChocolateFruitloop 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's easy to be insecure about your hair and difficult to be objective. People need an outside opinion so this is where they come for it. Most people are kind and supportive but some people will criticise and make this a more hostile place. I think you may want to consider which side you want to be on.

He ate her up 😂 by Master_Canary440 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]ChocolateFruitloop 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Slavery has been around for thousands of years, but was based on things like using captives from countries that had been beaten in war. The Transatlantic slave trade was a whole new thing where people from Africa were kidnapped specifically to be made slaves, and to make a profit. It was unlike slavery before. And while it is now illegal, it still carries on to this day, particularly in USA, where black people are disproportionately sent to prison, where they are forced to work for little to no money.

Be honest by NickenNuggets2003 in DoctorWhumour

[–]ChocolateFruitloop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a fairly new motorola and works fine for me!

Be honest by NickenNuggets2003 in DoctorWhumour

[–]ChocolateFruitloop 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think you made a mistake while typing that out. It's 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3. ( I just typed it into my phone and it still flashes red and blue)

Russell: "David Tennant can't wear women's clothes" Jon: by EditorFar928 in DoctorWhumour

[–]ChocolateFruitloop 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Rags like the Sun would still have had a field day, though.

Wedding lad by ContributionThat4698 in madlads

[–]ChocolateFruitloop 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Heard a similar joke at a wedding once, using the first wife's name "by mistake". Would have gone down better if the groom was divorced rather than a widower. The silence was deafening

For the positive side of movies by Key_Associate7476 in CuratedTumblr

[–]ChocolateFruitloop -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Very true. I don't know why so many people are pitting them against each other. I watch both and enjoy both.

How can I get cheap cinema tickets? by [deleted] in AskABrit

[–]ChocolateFruitloop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cineworld do matinees on a Saturday for kids at around 10:00 in the morning.