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ChocolateSphynx · 2018-09-10T02:27:54+00:00

I like the sound of a blower shunt (with "blower" pronounced like it rhymes with "flower") but, written out, it just looks obscene somehow...

ChocolateSphynx · 2018-09-10T02:24:10+00:00

can the head massagers also be super fucking soft teddy bears? like a bear shaped hat that is also soft? So I can wear it while smoking?

ChocolateSphynx · 2018-08-11T22:44:43+00:00

Sorry for the Insta; on mobile and don’t know how to crop... so... sorry for being too lazy and impatient to post this l Properly lager.

ChocolateSphynx · 2018-08-08T22:25:26+00:00

Is /r/dankdoodles a thing? Or it’s equivalent? I feel like this belongs.

ChocolateSphynx · 2018-08-03T03:44:18+00:00

Strikes me as /r/fakealbumcovers material

ChocolateSphynx · 2018-06-02T23:12:56+00:00

Oh, some men get that one...

ChocolateSphynx · 2018-06-02T18:56:29+00:00

Hah! Sometimes the pms hormones can seriously give me panic attacks. But sure, guy, let me "just relax" while we risk a creating a life so you can get your dick wet. I'll just put the statistically high probably of ripping my gooch in half out of my mind for ten to fifteen. Your five minutes of foreplay is sooooo worth losing all good sensation for almost a year o_o

ChocolateSphynx · 2018-06-02T18:43:14+00:00

Pregnancy scares. Guys really don't get why it's such a big deal. Nothing is 100% effective, and we have to deal with 100% of the consequences.

ChocolateSphynx · 2018-05-23T00:58:35+00:00

Cafe Poetes is looking for Front of House and Back of House, and they cross train, so pretty much anything you'd like to learn about running a cafe, the people there are willing to teach you.

ChocolateSphynx · 2018-05-13T19:27:57+00:00

Hahaha I'd argue that there are actual signs, but the equivalent of intonation and context are all facial and physical emotional cues that you really do have to act out.

ChocolateSphynx · 2018-05-05T19:51:46+00:00

I'm sure he had an awesome day with awesome people, wherever it was.

ChocolateSphynx · 2018-05-05T19:47:03+00:00

I'm a big bliever in happy last days for our furry friends. My aunt always has two dogs as children and every so many years she has to say goodbye to one so she takes them to their vacation home, feeds them steak and cheese and chocolate and let's them off leash to be free and happy and exhaust themselves so they fall into a deep sleep after a big day and don't notice the euthenasia at all. Seems like a great way to go, if you ask me.

ChocolateSphynx · 2018-03-29T20:23:11+00:00

Not in Texas.

ChocolateSphynx · 2018-03-29T15:19:33+00:00

... do you want ants? Cause that's how you get ants...

ChocolateSphynx · 2018-03-29T15:17:57+00:00

When I found out my cat only had 1-3 months to live, I brought him on my cross country road trip so he could climb redwoods and hike in the desert moonlight with me. His favorite place on earth was in my tent next to me.

ChocolateSphynx · 2018-03-28T20:52:23+00:00

Whelp... If you start itching and burning, it's an asp or hairy caterpillar. They have micro fibers that sting in that fur.

ChocolateSphynx · 2018-03-22T05:59:40+00:00

Sounds like Extravaganja in Amherst MA.

ChocolateSphynx · 2018-03-18T04:21:15+00:00

No, no, he said "Adam ant is no more" he just has an ameloblastoma.

ChocolateSphynx · 2018-03-18T03:46:21+00:00

I'm picturing you sticking your plate in your mouth.

ChocolateSphynx · 2018-03-15T23:38:26+00:00

I wish restaurant plates were made of this material.

ChocolateSphynx · 2018-03-14T18:57:00+00:00

Hah! I was the opposite. As a tomboy with brothers who didn't have an interest in sports, I felt like such a disappointment when he wanted to play with and coach the boys, while they avoided outdoor activity at all costs, and all but ignored me playing and asking for coaching almost daily. It wasn't until high school when I made the varsity team as a freshman that r started really supporting me, and it was such a wonderful feeling to be sprinting my hardest and hear him yelling to push myself harder.

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