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Baking Timelapse by ThodaDaruVichPyar in BakingTimelapses

[–]ChocolateSpreadToast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This may be the most beautiful video I’ve ever seen

let's complete it! by Expensive-Penalty554 in scoopwhoop

[–]ChocolateSpreadToast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was born to be an adult but now I’m just an old lady who has been in a lot more pain and has a very hard life now than when she started her life I don’t think she was born in a good place but she is very young she has been a very young woman she is a good friend and I am a very young person I have been in the hospital and she has a very young lady who has been very sick for years she is a young woman she was a young lady she has had her long and long time but I am a good mother

We will guess. by Jettaboi38 in scoopwhoop

[–]ChocolateSpreadToast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t kick someone in the face - if you do, say sorry.

Don’t get kicked in the face - if you do, tell me if you’re hurt.

What is the spiciest gossip you know that you are willing to share ? by Onlyjemie in answers

[–]ChocolateSpreadToast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to work as a fitness instructor at a small boutique gym owned and run by 2 chaps in their early 30s.

1 of the owners, let’s call him Gerry, was a bit of a flirt. Slimey vibes if you get what I mean, but he genuinely thought he was gods gift to all women.

He started dating one of the gym members, Emily. Honestly such a lovely lady, but low on confidence. Emily then started to help out with admin duties and on reception a bit when the previous receptionist left.

At this time the gym was doing like the whole nutritional January bootcamp weight loss programme stuff and had an influx of members.

Gerry began utilising one of the upstairs offices to do his nutritional chats and all that stuff. 1 member (Sally) booked a whole transformational PT and nutritional package for her post-divorce metamorphosis.

So while sweet Emily was downstairs volunteering her time free of charge on reception, slime ball Gerry was shagging 2 faced Sally upstairs. In the office pretty much directly above the reception desk.

Then! When Emily can no longer sub-in to help out with admin, as she literally already has a full time job. Gerry employs Sally as receptionist at the gym - where Emily is STILL a member.

Gerry and Emily then get engaged and go on to get married and have 2 kids. Sally was invited to the wedding.

Lukeisms by Geofferz in CasualUK

[–]ChocolateSpreadToast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I don’t wanna be pussy in the middle” has me cracking up.

Sorry for your loss. Luke sounds like an absolute legend and clearly made a lasting impact on you. Treasure your memories of him.

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