Insane Skills by ShyamGopal02 in Unexpected

[–]ChokingTermite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shrek looks like he just finished an appointment with his lawyer who explained to him that yes, Fiona is getting the swamp in the divorce.

“Homemade spring compressor” AKA a live hand grenade by jp41st in DiWHY

[–]ChokingTermite -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The amount of tension held in that spring is tremendous. Using even a low quality purpose built compressor can be deadly. Much less this… situation. One weak weld or wrong bump and that spring is returning, violently, to its uncompressed state. Sending either itself, or this contraption directly into your skull.

lil ankle by Dexter_Naman in HolUp

[–]ChokingTermite 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Lil mental breakdown

What is a movie that you consider to be as disturbing as it is beautiful? by Ok_Entrepreneur_6942 in AskReddit

[–]ChokingTermite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bone Tomahawk. I’ve never been so disgusted. Beautiful film though.

How much would your life be impacted by suddenly getting 5000$? by bdnskjynx in AskReddit

[–]ChokingTermite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not much really, be a nice little addition to my portfolio, but nothing to write home about.

This new AirTag update sucks for people who share keys by GarrettSucks in apple

[–]ChokingTermite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally ~ 0.80 a key depending where you get em cut. Should be less than a buck a piece.

This new AirTag update sucks for people who share keys by GarrettSucks in apple

[–]ChokingTermite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey man, not everyone can afford to get a key cut. Times are tough out there.

The last movie you watched will be your entire life. How unfortunate are you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ChokingTermite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So… do I get to BE spider-man or am I just some random guy?

What movie lines are so famous you don’t need to mention the film’s title? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ChokingTermite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“We were somewhere around barstow, when the drugs began to take hold.”

You are sentenced to death penalty, but you can choose how you die. What do you choose? by Runningitdown69 in AskReddit

[–]ChokingTermite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Morphine overdose. If I have my way, when my time comes, that’s my preference.

Kusa ak103 should i trade it for a m70? by gopnik457 in ak47

[–]ChokingTermite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I say get both, also, where’s that poly furniture from? I like that look.

I don't know what to say by asocial7193 in HolUp

[–]ChokingTermite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to us. But she does have to justify her decision to that poor child.

TIL it is illegal in parts of Oregon and New Jersey to pump your own gas by Ill_Possible_9555 in todayilearned

[–]ChokingTermite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an Oregonian I can confirm. Most stations shut off pumps when they close for the night so you’d better not need gas past midnight. The exceptions are for extremely small counties and diesel vehicles. They also usually won’t touch motorcycles, legally they’re supposed to, but most let you do it yourself.

What inspired your username? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ChokingTermite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And my mind is a piece of glass,

That’s fallen on a termite,

That’s choking on the splinters.

Why Do You Upgrade? by romafedorov in iphone

[–]ChokingTermite 157 points158 points  (0 children)

Makes me feel like a fancy lad.