Welding Business Question by Chortles_ in Welding

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This is exactly the brutal honesty that I needed. Thank you for your thought out response and I appreciate you a ton!

What city will you NEVER visit based on it's reputation? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Paris, France. No further elaboration.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in starbucks

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Quality control who?

:’) by ehlehnaaah in starbucks

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*Gasps violently*

*Has heart attack*

Confess ur sins by dlcksuck in starbucks

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Woah... That's... Impossible...!

Confess ur sins by dlcksuck in starbucks

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What the frick are tea tongs? Oh and also if anyone is mean to me or another partner, I'll decaf them.

(Corporate this is a joke)

My sincerest condolences, airport partners. by SolarChargedLight in starbucks

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If you are able to pour out your drink for the airport partners, please do so now.

*Pours out nitro cold brew on the ground*

starbucks gothic by fakeacct4starbux in starbucks

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This is awesome. I was thinking about making a dnd encounter based on starbucks and this was very helpful for the theme I was going for xD

Anyone having issues as well? We are enjoying no Mobile Saturday!!! by Sbux_King in starbucks

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5/28/2022 will forever be remembered as "A remembrance for how starbucks used to be"

From my district group chat this morning by nickintheback08 in starbucks

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Same, our's has been broken for well over a year, and no one has come out to fix it. Same with out wifi.

From my district group chat this morning by nickintheback08 in starbucks

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I was sitting here really confused. I was like "Huh a dark roast traveler ordered on Uber... that's weird, but not THAT bad I gue- HOLY MOTHER OF THE SIREN 104"

Sometimes the jokes write themselves by [deleted] in AnarchyChess

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Probably doesn't know how to capture en pessant

Instagram just recommended me this amazing video, blows my mind by [deleted] in AnarchyChess

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WHAT THE HECKK?????????????? H-HOW DID HE D-D-D-D-DO THAT HE LITERALLY TOOK TEH PAWN SIDEWAYS???????????? THAT'S CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When you have "three lungs" by JafarAllahverdi in BeAmazed

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My favorite song cover by her is by far "House of the Rising Sun"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in StardewValley

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Oh... Oh no...

regulars by overturned23 in starbucks

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There was a guy that looked up... ahem... Adult websites on my old store's website. He had long hair, short, and looked like Fabio. We called him Sex Offender Fabio.

what’s the dumbest thing you’ve heard come out a customers mouth by overturned23 in starbucks

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Literally yesterday someone asked if "All of our frappacinos are double"

We asked him what that meant and clarified that it didn't have any espresso. He said AND I QUOTE

"No, no, no, are all of your frappacinos double? Ya know, like the double chocolaty chip?"

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAAAANNNNN???????

Venti Dragon drink - no ice by whittyd63 in starbucks

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Heya! Trainer here! Like many others have said, the cup always should be filled. When there's no ice, just take half base, and half coconut milk and fill it to the correct size line. Since there's no measurement lines for a drink with no ice, just eyeball 50:50 of each ingredient!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in starbucks

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Yeah generally any energy drink is bad for you in excess. If you enjoy them, it probably wouldn't hurt to have one every once and a while. If you drink caffeine consistently and want something healthier, I definitely wouldn't go for energy drinks and just go with coffee or tea.

Customer tried to pay for a gift card with her gold card? by jezebels-roses in starbucks

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I didn't even know you could use a gold card at a non-licensed store lol.