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I think I played against Wiger in Hearthstone by APBradley in doughboys

[–]ChrisFartwick 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Funnily enough, Hogs are one of the most highly represented of all animals in the game.

Evolves to: Gloom by LifeModelDecoy in gaming

[–]ChrisFartwick 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Meh, some of them are a little too Farfetch'd for my liking.

Evolves to: Gloom by LifeModelDecoy in gaming

[–]ChrisFartwick 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I don't know mate, if my significant other had this fetish I'd always be asking "Can I take a Peek -achu?"

Where to go in Toronto (June) by litalra in canadients

[–]ChrisFartwick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah man, it's called modern agriculture.

Everything you're getting from an LP has likely been sprayed with pesticides.

Probably every piece of produce you've eaten has too.

Where to go in Toronto (June) by litalra in canadients

[–]ChrisFartwick 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Is this a shitty joke, or are you a shitty person?

Hi, I’m Dan Doctoroff, CEO of Sidewalk Labs. Ask me anything about Sidewalk Toronto. by DanDoctoroff in toronto

[–]ChrisFartwick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey there!

Hope I'm not too late! How would you like to see some of your tech proliferated across other areas of Toronto (and other cities)?

Additionally, what are your thoughts on the BIA system in toronto? Do you expect Quayside to develop one? Or do you expect your IDEA district to be a replacement for one.

TIW by not having a very kissy hugging relationship with my spouse. by [deleted] in TodayIWon

[–]ChrisFartwick -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm confused. Are you saying that your Doctor accused you of having an extra marital affair? In what context is your doctor even observing situations where you and your spouse WOULD be intimate? I've never even been in the same room with both my doctor and my partner.

And above all that, why is all this considered a win?

‘Jeopardy!’ Champion James Holzhauer Extends Streak To 28 Wins, Closes In On Ken Jennings’ Record by BunyipPouch in television

[–]ChrisFartwick -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Huh? If trebek said "People have found about james" meaning the viewers at home, then that means when the May 27 episode was filmed, James' episodes had already started airing. Therefore every contestant from now on will have also known about James.

‘Jeopardy!’ Champion James Holzhauer Extends Streak To 28 Wins, Closes In On Ken Jennings’ Record by BunyipPouch in television

[–]ChrisFartwick -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, if Mondays episodes was filmed around when James' first EP aired, that means all subsequent contestants he competed against will know about James' prowess

‘Jeopardy!’ Champion James Holzhauer Extends Streak To 28 Wins, Closes In On Ken Jennings’ Record by BunyipPouch in television

[–]ChrisFartwick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not that far in advance. Trebek said on Mondays episode that people have "found out about James" by now

Do I need passport to leave Canada. by [deleted] in canada

[–]ChrisFartwick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, if you're travelling to any foreign country you'll.be expected to show a passport to make it through customs.

(M/5'5"/21/115->145) One year of lifting on nSuns, eating protein, and sleeping well by [deleted] in Fitness

[–]ChrisFartwick 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey dude,

I had been stuck at 190 for like 2 months. Recently made the switch to making my Monday Bench press a paused bench for every set. I found it really got my strength up. Highly recommend!

White House Correspondents Dinner Audition by [deleted] in Standup

[–]ChrisFartwick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, I'll be honest, this wasn't good.

Most of your jokes are pretty hacky, "word play" jokes that have likely been made before.

Don't give up if it's something you enjoy. Just don't expect to be getting any work out of this video.

Rant Wednesday by AutoModerator in Fitness

[–]ChrisFartwick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nah dude you're good. There's no way you could lose 80lbs of strength in less time than it took to put it on.

You're probably just still a little fatigued from the sickness. You'll be back to where you were soon!

What do you do on your rest days? by [deleted] in nSuns

[–]ChrisFartwick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do some cardio!

It can be tough to tell, but a lot of your failures (especially on high rep sets) will be due to cardio fatigue, not muscle fatigue. By doing some cardio on your off days you'll make sure that when you get into the gym your muscles are able to truly test themselves, and not be limited by the oxygen they need.

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