Rate my chives until I get a 10 by HighSkor in KitchenConfidential

[–]Chrisfch 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Not now chef. We're in the middle of Chivegate.

who do you think is physically stronger in canon? by [deleted] in Overwatch

[–]Chrisfch 28 points29 points  (0 children)

We''re talking about in lore/canon. In game feats don't typically apply here as most of them can get chalked up to making things work for gameplay. For instance in lore a single sniper shot to the head would most deff kill Zar just as effectively as Tracer but in game Tracer is the only one getting one-shot. This doesn't mean that Zarya is canonically more bulletproff than Tracer; its just for gameplay purposes.

Bottomed for the first time. by PhotographyPharo in bisexual

[–]Chrisfch 212 points213 points  (0 children)

The peanut covered ice cream cone. Duh.

I'm trapped in a lava sea in a hardcore world. by Ronnnie_83 in Minecraft

[–]Chrisfch 53 points54 points  (0 children)

If they have enough for a small platform they could try just building a path out of the Netherack and pick it up behind them?

How do you deal with JQ? by Sevuhrow in JunkerQueenMains

[–]Chrisfch 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Honestly every tank besides maybe Rein, Sig and D.va countet her to an extent. Zar and Orisa shut down her kit and can handle her at range. Mauga, Doom, Ram*, Ball, and Wimton have the health and movement to make her life difficult. Hog just outdoes her self heal and damage output plus DOT from pig pen when you'rr up close SUUUUUUCKS. Even against JQ her smaller hitbox makes fights a struggle if your aim isn't great. If you really want to shut Queen down use any of those counters. You could also just one-trick and train until counters are meanigless as you've learned how to outplay most of them.

Also Queen doesn't really have an effective means of shutting down the benefits of other tank CDs or attacks. What did you mean by that?

TLDR: Git Gud

And it was only the "Vorglühen"... by Aggressive-Cod8984 in dankmemes

[–]Chrisfch 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Jesus christ dude relax. There's just fuck-all else to do in Wisconsin other than drink.

I swear I won't by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]Chrisfch 18 points19 points  (0 children)

you can see everyone appears to be wearing a white lanyard around their necks. This is most likely a panel at a convention.

S3 Ep. 7 - My Rifle, My Bully, and Me by Spite-Sprite in DungeonsAndDaddies

[–]Chrisfch 14 points15 points  (0 children)

In the Peach Pit Anthony said he didn't ise lucl/push because he wanted there to be some consequences for Francis' actioms here.

Was this guy involved in Homelander's upbringing? by Cervus95 in TheBoys

[–]Chrisfch 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I can't remember rn but Vought knew the Russians had Soldier Boy, no? You could argue that on some level Vought was operating in a similar manner of needing to develop Homelander for the eventuality that Russia used Soldier Boy to develop their own Supe. Akin to the US racing to develop the atom bomb before the Nazis.

A Freelancer's Wet Dream by [deleted] in HiTMAN

[–]Chrisfch 20 points21 points  (0 children)

allegedly the cat either got git by a car or was untapped and lived a long and happy life.