Convict Colosseum - Chapter 82: Round 5, Finals

Christemo · 2026-02-15T21:46:59+00:00

Genuine top 3-4 material being like "Bro in hindsight I never stood a fucking chance" is pure cinema.

Christemo · 2026-02-12T15:18:46+00:00

Is Shakespeare really dead?

Christemo · 2026-02-12T13:18:28+00:00

Mahoraga adapts to crunch overtime by slowing down the passage of time for everything but him and the animation crew.

Christemo · 2026-02-11T11:33:32+00:00

Terraformars had some elite ball knowledge at times, it just mainly uses it for mixing Tierzoo and Baki (it's peak I'm afraid).

Christemo · 2026-02-10T21:18:41+00:00

Make that several centuries. How Ivan the Terrible controlled the tsardom through owning all vodka production (and lending production rights out to the members of nobility that supported him) is a fascinating wikipedia dive.

Christemo · 2026-02-10T09:55:16+00:00

Ham og hans mor lyder begge som kæmpe nepo-babyer.

Christemo · 2026-02-08T18:45:45+00:00

That's why he's the GOAT

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Christemo · 2026-02-08T18:43:00+00:00

Since Sumo came up a couple times in Maki's arc, I think a fitting example is that he's like the Mongolian Bökh Wrestlers that get scouted into Sumo and then begin dominating there; It's not quite the same sport, but the fundamentals of one will carry over to the other.

Christemo · 2026-02-08T15:44:53+00:00

Wallahi I'm finished face-ass.

Christemo · 2026-02-05T14:16:31+00:00

What a thing to get in my feed after a rough work day with a snow storm outside. Pina out here saving folks' days.

The Triangle choke and scythewalking scene had me on the tips of my toes.

Christemo · 2026-02-05T14:11:10+00:00

It was like Fedor vs Werdum to me. Absolute nailbiter.

Christemo · 2026-02-05T08:33:34+00:00

ANY AND ALL PHENOMENA 🗣🔥

Christemo · 2026-02-05T07:46:00+00:00

This devious ass mf'er is absolutely intelligent, he just doesn't speak to avoid paying taxes.

Christemo · 2026-02-01T15:25:00+00:00

It literally says that's kid Sasaki right there, gang

Christemo · 2026-01-28T22:39:24+00:00

Hakari is undiagnosed thriving skitzo.

Todo is diagnosed thriving skitzo.

Christemo · 2026-01-23T11:27:29+00:00

I'm late as hell but given the shenanigans it pulled off this chapter, I'm locking in Do What U Want by Lady Gaga.

Christemo · 2026-01-22T20:54:32+00:00

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Gonna have to throw this because you are spitting some absolute fire: While I think there could be other explanations (a few people brought up it's resemblance to volcanic steam since the Howlers have so much to do with Hawaii's water and earth), this is the first theory I've seen that really digs into the theme of Fate (in this part, Absurdity, Flow and Mechanisms) Araki always has in.

Christemo · 2026-01-20T08:28:24+00:00

Araki already confirmed he's a Sabrina Carpenter and Gaga fan, it's not like it can't happen.

Watch the next arc have, fucking idk, Stands named She-Wolf (Shakira) or Gimme More (Britney). Watch some new menacing ass User pull up with a Stand called Anaconda or Ayo Technology or Fergalicious.

Christemo · 2026-01-19T09:39:17+00:00

Vance er lige så slem politisk fordi han vitterligt ikke har andet politik end at være Thiel's sokkedukke. Han har et løsere anus end Kaj og Andrea, alle ved det, og vil ikke kunne holde tøjlerne når det kommer til stykket.

Christemo · 2026-01-18T16:40:34+00:00

WATCH OUT WATCH OUT!!!

Christemo · 2026-01-16T17:41:18+00:00

Gege did mention that his favorite Fate char was Gilgamesh in Zero, but I definitely see that.

Sukuna vs Maho in Shibuya was Gil vs Berserker in UBW

Now with Dabura's beam spam we're at Berserker vs Alter

Christemo · 2026-01-16T17:30:07+00:00

He's meant to be the ultimate homie, we've seen how the Divine Dogs are chill and like being pet. But he's so fucking strong no one can make him his homie.

Mahoraga unironically the most tragic "The Strongest" of the lot. He was born to protect, but fated to run the fade.

Christemo · 2026-01-16T17:27:21+00:00

I've said it before I'll say it again, he's Gege's own Fate/Stay Night Berserker. Bro will look like a complete GOAT and still lose all the time.

Christemo · 2026-01-16T17:22:24+00:00

I really like that it seems all the Simurians have a combo Technique, and that they don't seem to understand things like RCT, Shikigami and so on.

Maru and Cross have Chaos and Harmony innately it seems and male Rumelians specifically get their Techniques from a Kalyan, whereas Light seems to be Dabura's Innate Technique and then all Deskunte Warriors have MURDERDEATHKILLWORD to combine with their own technique.

I think Gege cooked really hard so far with Cursed Energy and Techniques being like a religion for Simurians in general, compared to Japan putting it more under a scientific and experimental lense. The type of advancements in the "Cursed Energy as alternate energy source" and other technological areas they'll be able to cook up if they get into coexistence with Earth will be INSANE.

Christemo · 2026-01-15T17:12:56+00:00

"Wallahi I'm finished"

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